I am thinking of a number between 1 and 100 what is it There are many numbers between 1 and 100 so it is highly unlikely that I will guess the right number

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A plane crashes in a polish cemetery the authorities have found 2000 bodies

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Why is it so hard to find slim fitting clothes in America? Because not many clothing stores carry them.

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How many blondes does it take to change a diaper? About a thousand

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Allah walked into AK Bar

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A car with three black people in it is driven off a cliff and everyone dies. Why is this a tragedy? Because it is always a tragedy when human life is lost.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo "who"? Boo Radley. I live down the street.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "I have a gambling problem."

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What did Superman say to Batman when they first met? Nothing. They are not real.

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A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar. The rabbi says "ow my head"

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Hey I Just Met You , & This Is Crazy , But Here's My Status , So Like It Maybe ?

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Here comes the bride, all dressed in white. Here comes the groom, carrying a broom, because somebody spilled something on the floor.

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Wath black poeple eat for christmas your food.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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What do you call a fly with no wings? Disabled

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? nothing he was Jewish

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dont you hate it when your reading something and it doesnt end the way you cactus

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A blonde, a brunette and a red head are having a discussion on current issues. The brunette says she would like to see improvements in the environment. The red head says she would like to see the economy prosper. The blonde says she has to take a poop.

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9/11 jokes are just plane wrong

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getting up in the morning is the 3nd hardest thing :DDD

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Yo mama so fat she makes blind kids cry

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whats big fat round and bounces on the ground? a ball and your mum

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Why did the deer cross the road? To cause the car crash that killed my father when i was just 15 years old.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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