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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Whos there? You You Who? Who You Oh im Jim.

Roses are red, Violets are red, I have a dead body, What do I do.

Roses are blue Violets are polka dot I suck at rhyming Pandas

Why did the woman throw a stick of butter out her window? She was mentally unstable.

Why did the little boy grow up to be a homosexual man? He didn't find the female reproductive system sexually appealing

How do you drown a black? - pop their lips

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Oh, I thought you could tell me. I will ask someone else. See you later.

Roses are red Olives are Black come to my and will smoke some crack

You remind me of something What? Monday Why? Nobody likes you

A Muslim on a plane yells out "Hijack!" Jack replies with "Hello" and the two engage in a casual conversation for the duration of the flight.

What did the apple say to the grape? Nothing, fruit are incapable of speaking

Roses are red Violets are victorious 2 in a chamber Mr pistorius

Why did Lindsay Lohan talk to her car? Because she's insane

What if your name was Mr. David and the office called you down and you were wearing a dress?

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? Well, the difference is quite obvious. one's a car, the other's a dead baby.

what did Charlie Sheen say after he won a game of chess? I just won a game of chess!

one stop shop

Wait! hundred billions!

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Wait what was I saying

How do you stop a bus? You don't, and Regina George didn't either.

Three men walk into a bar. One of them is not planning to consume alcohol because they are responsible and he is the designated driver.

Your mother is so fat that occasionally she'll have more than one serving of preserves on her toast in the morning

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