How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They sent her to her room without dinner.

Someone dies every second. That's 60 a minute. 3600 a hour. 86,400 a day. 604,800 a week. 31,536,000 a year. But thankfully- I don't live in Zimbabwe.

man 1.have u sen my girl friend man 2. yes man 1. rely man 2. no man 1. dick

Why did the black guy die... Herpees he didn't practice safe sex

A man walks into a bar. Ow

What's worse than a monkey attack. Nothing monkey attacks absolutely blow.

An over weight naked black guy walks into a bank and says "give me all your money!"

A man walked into a bar with his parrot, a guy says 'That's a nice pet where did you get it?' 'From africa' The parrot said.

Roses are red Tulips are blue Wait, no sorry That's violets.

The Lord said to John: "Go forth and receive eternal life" But John went fifth... So he won a toaster

how many dead babies can you fit into a bath tub i dont know i didnt get the chance to fill it up yet

I am a mime

Your momma is so fat, that she decided to sign up for weight-watchers, and is now on her way to a healthy life

Its not a big mistake at all, if people do not want to get hypnotized you cant hypnotize them, or so I thought...

Why did Jack like oranges? - Penis

A Jew walked into a bar and his cat died of aids

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The first is a person of the Jewish Faith and the other is a popular item of food.

A sober Irish individual.

What is black and bad for your teeth? A cannon ball

What do you call Madeline McCann at the bottom of the sea? Drowned Madeline McCann.

It's that time of the month again... ...to cut my toenails.

What do you give a gay guy on his birthday? a invition to strait camp

Why did the little boy throw rocks at his sister? ...Because she has cancer.

How do you get a blonde's number? You ask her, but she probably won't give it to a loser like you.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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