What has two legs but can't walk A paraplegic

A horse walks into a bar, Bartender says why the long face? and the horse says, i have horse aids

What do u call a gay dinosaur Tyran a sore arse

Kid: Mom I'm gonna dig a hole all the way to China! Mom: That's sweet but it's impossible dear. You'll get to tired after awhile to go any farther. Also, by any chance you did dig really deep, you would melt and die if you got the the center because the magma will kill you when you get to it. Alright son? Kid: What?

What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

A man drives home from a bar one night, He is under the influence and his reckless driving will costs many innocent people their lives.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? - Probably about 5 or 6, depending on the car.

What's worse than nailing 10 babies to a wall? Ripping them off.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Wait what was I saying

whats worse than finding out there's mold in your bread? finding out the holocaust is in your bread

What did Queen Victoria say when she saw a zombie? "Quick everybody, run, that is a zombie."

What do you call a man with no arms or legs skiing? Skip.

This week only, 2 for 1 misdemeanor shop lifting arrest. How can I do it? Because I can.

What's the difference between a sewer pipe and a French fry? A lot

Q: What does a really poor kid say to his friends? A: I hate over working for 75 cents an hour...

What is worse that a bee sting? 2 bee stings what is worse that 2 bee sting? Kony what is wose than Kony? 3 bee stings what is worse than 3 bee sting? being allergic to bee stings

what do eagles and chetos have in common....... they both can fly except for the chetos

A professor of literature asked me, "Young Sir, why are you burning those books?" I replied, "Because I need a fire to cremate the bones of your 3 sisters that I violently raped and murdered" He smirked in a witty and arrogant fashion, until raising his head and saying, "Bond, James Bond" He continued to massage his dick with his own pubic hairs before collapsing and dying

what did the bus driver say to the black man when he got on the bus? nothing, carl has become very anti-social since his brother died

A black guy, a Jew and a Mexican walked into a bar...so I didn't....not because of their race but because I had already spent all of my money at the gay bar.

What's the name of Hellen keller's dog? She doesn't have a dog, she's blind and deaf and would not be able to give it the adequate amount of care. Additionally, it's morally reprehensible to make fun of Helen Keller.

Whats The difference between a soccer mom and a pit bull? One's a dog ones a human. 363\

What did one apple say to the other apple? -Nothing, apples can't talk

What do you call a blonde falling off a cliff? Screwed.

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