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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench isnt going anywhere.

A man walks into a shop and picks up some items for his party. He walks out of the shop without paying for the items. The police are promptly called and the man receives a 4 year sentence in prison for shoplifting.

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

How much does a polar bear weigh? Depends on the polar bear and its dietary habits

Stephen hawking walks into a bar.

Why did sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not. Sally..

Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

what comes in tube and smells like toothpaste? toothpaste

What's the difference between marmalade and jam?... you can't marmalade your dick down a girls throat.

If all ziggles are zaggles and all zaggles are zumbles, then why is your mother a whore?

Customer Service "May I help you?" "Yes."

Why did Suzie's friend put rubbish in her mouth? Because Suzie is a rubbish bin.

What is the diffrence between you and I. I am not sure because i have not meet you yet

Why didnt the chicken cross the road? He was chicken.

Q: What do you call an Ethiopian on a food strike? A: An Ethiopian

What's the difference between an elephant & a toaster? ....you can't tell the difference between an elephant & a toaster??

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one. It should only take one person to demonstrate such a simple task, regardless of their hair color.

Q: why didn't the asian boy ask for a calculator? A: you don't need calculators to make shoes

Your mom is so black, i shot a bullet at her. It came back and said i need a flashlight.

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? I dont know lets go play on our bikes.

Three Jews are hiding under the floorboards. One of them makes a noise and a second Jew elbows him so he'll keep quiet. They are heard and are all caught. It's now their turn to seek because they are playing Hide n' Seek.

Why was the lemon wearing a blue shirt? Because its red shirt was dirty.

Why was Tommy late for school? He got raped by spiderman.

What do you say to a corpse? How's life?

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