Here's a riddle: What can you catch, but not throw? A really heavy ball, or STDs.

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What is white and tastes like cotton candy? Jizzz

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What's nappy,brown,intoxicated,and stealing my bike? A Blazed, black guy that stole my bike.

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An asian is doing math hw then his dad drives through the door

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whats worse than being out in the cold? Being on the sun.

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What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? They both can't ride a bike

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tiger woods played golf against peyton manning and yet tiger still cant win.

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why did the crops die? because a deranged clown sprayed them with liquid nitrogen.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well, neither has he.

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what did the paraplegic get for his birthday? a bike...

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a fat man walks out of mcdonalds

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What is pink and fuzzy? Pink fuzz

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How many kids does it take to get a day off of school? ...26

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it.

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Why'd the plane crash? Because the pilot was an orange.

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Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

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There was 3 friends named Crap, Manners, and Shut up. They all had mental mothers.

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whats worse than having ants in your pants? getting sotomized by a lightsaber

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mary had a little lamb its fleece was white as snow and everywhere that mary went this joke has no punchline

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What did the penis say to the condom? Cover me i'm going in.

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What do you get if you convict a white man of murder? A black man in prison.

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There was 2 friends named Shutup and Trouble. They were camping and Trouble got lost in the woods. Shutup called the police. Shutup: Hello, is this 9-1-1 my friend is missing. Police: What is your name sir? Shutup: Shut up Police: What? Shutup: Shut up Police: What did you say? Shutup: I said Shut Up Police: Hey are you looking for TROUBLE? Shutup: Yes! Police: Guess what? We found him, he's safe in the station. We will have a officer come by a drop him off. Have a good day Mr. Shutup Shutup: Thank you

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There's a redhead, a brunette and a woman with green hair walking down the street. A man asks them how they all came to have such beautiful and vibrant hair color. The redhead smiles, runs a hand through her hair and replies "It's natural!" The brunette smiles, runs a hand through her hair and replies "It's natural!" The woman with green hair blows her nose, and replies "It isn't natural, I'm rebelling against society's conformist ideals. Also I was not loved enough as a child." She has a cold.

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Why did the teenager drink a beer? Because it was actually full of sizzurp

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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