Who won the championship last year? There was no championship

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A plane crashes in a polish cemetery the authorities have found 2000 bodies

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Why did jasmine drop her shopping? And no its not because she did'nt have arms infact she did have arms she just did'nt have any hands

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Why is it so hard to find slim fitting clothes in America? Because not many clothing stores carry them.

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How many dead rats can you put in your ex-girlfriend's bed? 437.

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A deaf man walks into a bar. Someone yells, "FIRE!" and everyone evacuates. The deaf man does not hear him and dies horribly.

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Joker: Why so serious Man: My mom and dad just got hit by a car, and you just stabbed my friend in the face with a pencil. Joker: Oh well im sorry to hear that.

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Friend: Hey dude, you wanna come to my house after school and do some Meth? Other Friend: Nah I dont wanna get scabs all over my skin, disgusting teeth, and im not in the mood for dying early. Im good here.

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How do you fit an elephant inside your car? I don't understand why this task would even need to be performed. I have never arrived anywhere in my car and thought "Sure could use an elephant right about now..."

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the economy.

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What's worse than The Holocaust? Nothing, The Holocaust was a dark and scary time.

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A young boy walked in on his mom and dad in their room lastnight They were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

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A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

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why was justin sad? his family was murdered

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Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has Parkinsons..

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Yo mama is so ugly that she won an award for that

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What's worse than being short? Being a Tutsi in 1994.

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How can a man go 8 days without sleeping? Sleep at night.

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What did the boy with AIDS, polio, one eye and one arm get for Christmas? Cancer.

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there were two cyclists cycling at a steady pace down a main road in china, one irish and the other chinese. now they happened to be cycling at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace. why did the irish cyclist get pulled over and the chinese not? because the irish cyclist had in fact brutally raped and murdered a young child in his home town and then fled the country to china.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Why did the duck cross the road? I don't know. I only know why the chicken crossed the road.

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A woman walked into a bar. Many men laughed at this unthinkable notion because women belong in the kitchen.

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Q. What's The Best Thing About Having Sex With Twenty Three Year Old's? A. There are 20 of them...

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knock knock who's there greg greg who greg is crying because his grandma dementia made her forgot all about him

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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