Did you know: it is scientifically proven that people who have more birthdays live longer

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Whats 9 plus 10? 19

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A black woman and a white woman are in a bar. They don't talk to each other though because they don't know each other. THE END.

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Q. What's cold and has no feelings? A. A pole

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CJTheBEST Sticks and stones, May break my bones, Because i have osteoperosis

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A man walks into an illegal brothel. He is a cop. He takes them back to the police station and questions them in a completely asexual manner.

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What did one apple say to the other apple? -Nothing, apples can't talk

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A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Why? A: To get to your house. A: Knock-knock B: Whose there? A: The chicken!

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Why did Jimmy burn the American flag? He was Canadian.

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What's 9+10 Ebola

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Why wasn't Kevin Love able to draw a perfect circle. Because, he just wasn't able to get the job done

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I once met a giraffe, It needed a bath, When I turned on the water, It started to swim, Because it was actually a fish.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

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What's better then one dead baby in a tub? Many things a dead baby is a tragedy.

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How do you greet your great great grandmother born in 1738? Hey, what's up, hello.

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A drunk guy walks into a bar. He orders a beer and the bartender says "Hey pal, you look and act really drunk, I don't think I can serve you any more alcohol." The man looks up to the bartender and says "You're right, I'm really drunk."

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* two sisters are making yo mama jokes* * mom turns around* mom: Hey yo mama so stupid ... sister one: ummmm.... sister two: sure thats not you?

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Where do babies come from? You fathers penis.

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Why couldn't the Jew get pregnant? Because he was man.

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why did bob eat the cookie? because he was hungry

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 0

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Oh shit my gardens on fire

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Knock knock. ... ... *after waiting 30 seconds or so to no answer, the knocker concludes there is no one home and decides to go home to take his son to soccer practice and work on his taxes, and maybe call his mother to see how her foot surgery went* Who's there? Oh.. This is awkward, I forgot why I was here in the first place. I have to go. Bye.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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