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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three guys went hunting on a rainy day. The first guy slipped.

One day little billy was wandering happily through the forest.He then trips and his legs disintegrate

Whats the difference between a Jew and a Pig? One makes bacon when smoked.

Why did the man eat the turnip greens? Because he was morbidly obese, and needed to maintain a proper diet.

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What did the jewish man say to the Irish guy at the bar? Are you Irish?

What was little Sarah's last Words to johnny before he got hit by the bus??? Can i have your ice cream.

i dont fisish anythi

Text this number just cuz 16305208722

whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? thier skin tone.

How do you get McFly into a Mini? McFly are a four member band and a mini has four seats so it's actually quite straightforward.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She is a woman ... Who is blind, deaf and mute Therefore considered a danger to herself And those around her.

Why did the man ask his wife to make him a sandwich? He lost both of his arms in the war.

How many electricians does it take to screw on a light bulb? 1

What did the man do with the naked baby girl? He put some clothes on her and proceded to lay her down for a nap.

A dog with toothpaste in it's mouth wanders into a bar. The bartender beats it to death, because he thought it had rabies.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

A man walk's into a bar with a monkey, I fotgot the rest of the joke. Your mom is a whore.

How many squirrels does it take to screw out a light bulb? None because squirrels lack the strength and mind set to screw out a light bulb.

But I don't use all those things myself Nero, I do however teach people how to use it.

I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I was raped by a giant scorpion...

Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the nazis we have reason to suspect that you are harboring illegal jewish fugitives and would like to check your house if it isn't too much trouble on your part.

What do you call a black man? Rob

Once upon a time there was a man exercising, he pulled a muscle and had to have his heart removed. In other words, don't exercise. The end.

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