What's the relationship between a frog and a building? They have nothing to do with each other so stop trying to figure out this query.

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What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

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A man finds out he was molested by his father as a child.

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What is the difference between a Jew and pizza? Pizza does not scream when it goes in the oven.

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Why did the black man lose his leg? Because he was kidnapped and tortured.

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Did you here about the 2 guys who wanted to go to Paris? They didnt go!

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Why does the fat kid no longer have friends? He died after falling out of a tree.

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Wha do you call a couple with aids? 2 pepole who need immediate health treatment.

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Hey babe, do you like water, because I have water.

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Why did Billy fall off the tree? Why? Because he had no arms or legs. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Billy

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind, which both make it very unsafe for her to drive.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? Twister

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quinn knows four other quinns but he ruined my life so he tells me to stop because im ruining this website but i disagree and now he is trying to tell me a joke and im not listening he is still trying but i don't care because i hate him,

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September 11 was the 9/11 of all terrorist attacks.

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So a plane flies into a world trade centre... That's not funny

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An old jew, an irish man, and a young mexican woman in her mid 20's are on an island. They eventually become hungry to a extremely ravishing extent. The jew cries out: "I can't take the thought of consuming man, because I am only allowed to consume kosher" The Mexican says: "Alright" The Irishman says: "O.K. Until then lets head over to Timilio's... I hear they are a fine establishment and also serve Kosher meals."

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A lawyer walks into a bar, and due to the repercussions of severe head trauma was never able to do so again.

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hes climbing in your window, hes snatching your people up. Hes a fireman.

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Why did the Mexican cut his neighbor's lawn? His neighbor cut his lawn the previous week.

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When life throws you lemons, you probably have dyslexia

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"DUDE! THERE IS A KNIFE IN YOUR LEG!" "SERIOUSLY!"

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Why did the girl lie to the priest? because she didn't want to tell him the truth

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A Johnson walks into a hole. Why am I in this hole? Because rape is not an option.

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What happens when cole goes into a dark room? It's not possible his hair puts off too much light

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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