- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call 4 black guys in a red sleeping bag? Kit Kat. What do you call a fat black guy in a red sleeping bag? Kit Kat Chunky.

So three black men walk into a bank, one of them uses the ATM, they all proceed to the exit after he is done.

Why did the mexican wash his car? The car was dirty

What's the difference between a ferrari and a penis? I don't have a stash of ferraris in my garage.

mary had a little lamb it's fleece was white as snow and everywhere that mary went it did a massive shit

What do you a call a black man in a two piece suit? A respectable citizen, racial profiling is ignorant.

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot.

why did the black man cross the road? to get away from the racists

What happened to the lady? She queefed.

Yo momma so old that she has started to look into an affordable life insurance plan to ensure all her final expenses are taken care of.

Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

What do you call a mother cow? Moooom

My name's Forrest Gump. People call me Forrest Gump.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

Q.sam is 18 years old, why can't she get her licence? A.because Sam is a lost dog on the street

Golf.

Why is Michael Jackson bad at chess ? Because he is dead.

What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I jack off

What's worse than slipping on a banana peel? Amanda Todd's suicide.

What do you get when you offer a blond a penny for his thoughts? Change.

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

What is colored and looks good hanging from trees? Oranges. Get your mind out of the gutter!

What do you get when you cross Jesus with James Woods? Crucifixion

What did the kid tell his father? Go away, I'm watching elmo!

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