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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man on a rope swing? Usually whatever his first name is, but if he goes by a nickname you should use that

why was the clown sad? because his wife left him

A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya?" the man replies: "shut up gaylord"

When Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked the world, He broke his foot because every human being that kicks such a solid structure would break their foot.

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't suck its dick.

Q: What does a really poor kid say to his friends? A: I hate over working for 75 cents an hour...

Why was Joseph Kony at a primary school ? It was 3 o'clock and his children had just finished a long hard day learning to read and right and it was his turn to pick them up after him and misses Kony developed a schedule one late night after the odd glass of wine or two.

Josh Moran peels off his foreskin while watching gay porn.

There is two guys named tard and retard on a boat in shallow water. they both fall off. Who gets back up onto the boat? - Obviously Tard because ur dealing with a retard here.

Q: What's black and white and red all over? A: Someone who just got stabbed to death reading the newspaper.

Yo mama got so bad teeth her dentist said she should get them surgicly removed and get lifelike dentures

why did Suzy play jump rope with the neighbors kids? She had no legs!

Knock Knock. Who's there? The Police. She told me she was nineteen.

what is the best part about sleeping with twenty six year olds? they are usually very experienced in sexual intercourse so there isn't much awkwardness

why was the frog sad..... because it was stappled to the boys face

What's worse than catching aids? - already having aids.

What is black and blue and red all over? My wife.

How does a black man have sex? He inserts his penis into his partners vagina, then slides it out, then inserts it back in, and repeats this motion untill he has reached his climax and ejaculates!

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

Your friend is so gay he has consensual sex with other men, and enjoys it.

A little boy had a candle by his bedside. It fell over. The candle was fake, and it didn't burn down his house. When he woke up, he picked up the candle, put it back on his nightstand and had a wonderful day.

in·fun·dib·u·lum? 1. a funnel-shaped organ or part. 2. a funnel-shaped extension of the hypothalamus connecting the pituitary gland to the base of the brain. 3. a space in the right ventricle at the base of the pulmonary artery.

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