Why did the girl fall off of her swing? Because she had no arms.

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Why was Jimmy upset? He wasn't.

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How do you get the pesky neighborhood kids off your front lawn? Molest them.

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Person1: wanna hear a joke? Person2: yeah Person1: ok

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roses are black violets are black I'm blind i need a dog.

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Whats green and miss centowski hates a gas chamber :D lets be friends

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Why did the kid get hit by the bus? He was in the road.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

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Why did the Muslim man get on a plane? Because he was going on vacation

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Why did the dog die? He was old

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A man walks into a bar He's an alcoholic and it's ruining his family

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a gay guy is in a club, from across the room he sees another attractive man with now shirt and he gets an erection.

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What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? a pilot.

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What's the difference a black person and a park bench? A park bench is a object and a black person is human.

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I was about to do an triathlon, but i took an arrow to the knee. It got infected and i promptly died two days later.

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Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

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what did the little boy say to his sibling? dat not funny!

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What did the Religious Education teacher teach on National Science Day? Religion, because that is the teacher's job.

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How do you get your lawyer to shut up. Hit him with a bat.

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Sally heard a scream in a dark room and went to go see who it was. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally...

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What did the bicycle say to the fat kid? Nothing, bikes cant talk.

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What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender suddenly runs out the door frantically yelling, "He's got a gun! He's got a gun!" Meanwhile, inside the bar, the patrons overpowered the gunman, tied him up and took his weapon and all the cash he had. They later used his money to buy more drinks at another bar.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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