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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the little boy say before he succumbed to cancer? Nothing. It was too painful.

You know what really chaps my ass? Thongs.

A jew, a mexican, a priest, a polock, a rabbi, a black guy, a white guy, an alien, a rooster, a duck, a horse, a chicken, a carrot, a chinaman, a plumber, a blond, and a christian are all examples of descriptive nouns.

What's the difference between a ball and a bouncy ball? A bouncy ball is bouncy.

Why is the black guy jobless? He's 3 years old.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I am epileptic. SLAWWAWASWAKHINGAGAGAGAKIHARGAVBAZSAWAWAWAWAAAAA

what do you call a fish with no gills? Dead

Whats cooler than cool? nothing because cool does not have a defined temperature therefore nothing can be cooler than it.

How do you scare a lawyer? Threaten to kill his family.

A fat man orders a pizza. Then after eating it, he gets a eart attack due to his high cholesterol and lack of exercise

So a bar walks into a man...

What do you call a black man with a lip desiese? Jumbo shrimp

What happened to the Jew who went to France? He had a very enjoyable time and visited many of the remarkable landmarks around the country.

What do you get a Jewish boy for Christmas? Nothing he died in 1943!

What do a Nazi and a Democrat have in common? They are both members of a highly supported political faction.

What did the piano say to the ice cube? Dude, get back in the freezer or you are going to melt!

Roses are red, violets are blue, your face belong in the zoo, don't worry I get there too, not in the cage, just visiting you :)

Why'd the cop pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

What did Buzz say to Woody? A lot. There were 3 movies.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

Your mother is so fat, she appeals to my secret fetish.

roses are red, violets are blue, i have alzheimers, cheese on toast.

What starts with F and ends in UCK? The F word but im not allowed to say it.

What dithe blackman say to the white man ???? Nothin! They both committed suicide.

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