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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the blind man say to the mentally challenged man when he bumped into him? Watch where you're going, retard.

What do a purple cow and a red fire engine have in common? Both like eating pizza on Fridays, except for the red fire engine.

How do you make someone laugh? Tell them this joke.

whats funnier than a dead baby? many things. a dead baby is a very sad and tragic thing.

Q: Whats a spanish teacher who cant speak spanish A: duhh. it called an english teacher

Once upon a time, your dog got hit by a car this morning

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

Why did the rapper carry an umbrella? Because it was raining.

A chicken crossed the road. It was run over before reaching the other side. by fast asleep

Two friends are sitting on a couch watching TV. One friend accidently turned on a pornography channel. The other friend felt awkward and went home.

Why did the girl fall of the swing? I hit her with an axe.

Timmy's mom is an alcoholic. His dog is asleep in the backyard. Timmy asks his mother, "Why is our dog sleeping?" His mother replies, "It's not sleeping, its dead."

How does a black man get down the stairs? He walks.

why do midgets surf in kitchens? because of microwaves.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

a black guy a white guy and a spanish guy walk into a bar, after they left the bar they became good friends despite thier differences.

What did one viking say to the other viking? I don't know, it was in Danish

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because i shot him. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? he was in front of the monkey

Connor is such a dope, he doesn't even know Betty White jokes aren't funny.

Why couldn't the black man support his family? He was the youngest child of 3 and already had a caring and supporting mother and father.

What did Kony say to the children right before he took them Come with me you f*** n*

Wanna hear the most repeated joke on anti jokes? Why did [insert name here] fall off the swing? Because he/she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not [insert name here].

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