what's worse than a dead baby? a pile of dead babies. what's worse than a pile of dead babies? a pile of dead babies with a live one underneath. what's worse than a pile of dead babies with a live one underneath? the live one has to eat it's way out. what's worse than a pile of dead babies with a live one underneath that has to eat it's way out? more dead babies dumped on the already existing pile. what's worse than the giant pile of dead babies with a live one underneath that has to eat it's way out, but there are more dead babies piled on top? this is all in your basement.

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What do you call an anti joke that's not funny? Non-existent.

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Yes 59 10 away from my faverite number....... 49

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Hey I Just Met You , And This is Crazy But Don't Text. My Phone Cuz You Stalk Me Daily #Taste_MyCarmel

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How did Jesus walk on water? Jesus is God in the form of a man, and he is the only human being ever with the ability to perform miracles

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Giant scorpions, red roses, adoption, the holocaust, bars, changing light bulbs, and fridges.

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Whats the difference between a black bird and a white bird? Their colour

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Your momma is so fat when she heard about the quater pounder she thought it was for a quarter.

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how long is a chinese name. how long. yup.

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How do you throw a party in space? You planet!

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Why wouldn't Julius Caesar like olives on his pizza? Because he's dead.

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i cant STAND cripple jokes

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Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Um no horses are overrated.

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Why is Apple so successful? Well, that is not a question that can be answered simply. Many factors are involved in this, including but not limited to marketing, customer support, and smart business strategy. For more information, please visit Apple's website.

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the power to turn magnetism into light

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Why was the little boy reluctant to approach his father? Because his father was a rotting corpse.

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How did the little boy get lost? He didnt he got dragged into a van and was raped violently.

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Why does everyone tell black jokes? Because everyone hates black people.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!!!! lolooloL!OL!olO!LO!Lo!l!LO!L!O11P!lOL!oO!l

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Robert Dupra getting a girlfriend.

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Why don't some black men have jobs? Because they won't work

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Why did the boy chuck a fridge at the other boy? Because he broke his toy train.

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Go online. why? To get a quote. why? To save money. why? Because we said so! Parenting can be hard. See how easy it is to save with GEICO.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There is no reason. Chickens don't have the thinking skills to reason.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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