- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a Jew reading a book in the library? Steve Goldberg. .

You know what's funnier than 24? 25

Your mama is so fat but she is also a very kind and friendly person so her weight doesn't bother me at all,

Roses are red. Violets are blue.

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

A man walks into a house, and the next day was taken to the hospital for a minor concussion and a possible vision deficiency.

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What did the man say when he saw Niagra falls? Nothing, he was blind.

Did you fall from heaven? Because I seem to notice fractures to your knee, spine and a possible permanent risk of poor posture.

Why did Sally fall off the tree? I could explain officer. You see, I was jogging and I was looking for my dog and she went on to me and I told her to stop but she wouldn't listen. I'm innocent I tell you! Innocent!

Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesnt scream when you put it in the oven!

Your momma smells so bad that she purchased arm and hammer products to improve upon her natural scent.

why did bob eat the cookie? because he was hungry

yo momma so fat dora couldn't even explore her!!!

my brother yells at me for singing in the shower so i scream "how can you hate from outside the tub when you cant even get in?"

There are 2 cannibals eating a guy well one starts at the head and the other one starts at the feet the one at the head says to the other on how you doing down there and he said ohhh having a ball you!!!!

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Jehovah's Witness. Have you heard the word of God?

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being the worm.

Do the roar!

knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

Whats worst than a cold? Being shot in the face repeatadly by a rocket launcher until death.

Your mother is so morbidly obese that she greatly exceeds the necessary recommended serving sizes of each meal.

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