TWO PADDIES PASS A PUB

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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Why did the janitor commit suicide? He was sick of people's shit.

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What did the frog say to the goat? Nothing frogs can't talk.

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Keith figured gasoline burns, doesn't it? He was wrong.

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whats something you really wanna call a black person it starts with an "N" and ends in an "R" A. Friend i was joking about the "N" and "R"

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what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

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Q: why was the gay guy sad A: Becasue he was stright.

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So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

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what did the mexican do yesterday? bang your mom

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What's funny? Women's rights.

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Why couldn't Cait walk her dog? She's been paralyzed from the waist down since she was 5 after her and her parents got into a car accident and her parents died.

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What is brown and sticky? Maple Syrup.

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, Oh wait... I'm blind.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was trying to escape from the sad and depressing environment that surrounded him on the side he thus came from. Alas, he did not know that he would be soon hit by a drunk truck driver, who would also die, in a bright explosion of morbid flames and screams.

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Why is the bowler right handed? He has no left hand.

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What is blue and has to deal with a vagina. Blue waffle you know who has that Jews But the jews got it from the gassing and the gassing got it from hitlers wifes piss but the blue waffle came from the lesbian she had sex with when she was doing her lesbian phase but the lesbian got it from her father and the father got it from his wife.

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What's worst than the finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worst than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worst than finding two worms in your apple? Finding seven dead babies in a trash can. What's worst than that? Finding one dead baby in seven trash cans.

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Stop driving smart cars you fags

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what did one gay guy say to the other gay guy? want to suck dicks? (cause that's what gays do)

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Why did the 15 year old commit suicide? Because his parents and 3 sisters died in a car accident and he went to live with his uncle, who constantly raped him.

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Why does the pope doesn't use this finger? (raise a finger) That's mine!

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What is the difference between a Ferrari and a bag of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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XD, You must really like me Nero, do you think people have problems telling us apart here?

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