- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a joke that is not funny? An un - funny joke.

A penguin walked into a bar. Just kidding, it waddled at an increasingly fast rate.

Dear Six, Please stop spreading rumors about me and nine. I hear you two also do some pretty nasty things. Love, Seven.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

Why can't Chuck Norris die? He can, he's just a normal human being.

Why couldn't the cat drink it's milk? Because it didn't have a face.

Knock Knock Whos there? You You Who? Who You Oh im Jim.

Q.Why was the fat man sweeting A. Because he just ran and his body is trying to maintain thermal equilibrium

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor! why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. why did the farmer cross the road? To get his chicken. Why didnt the farmer make it to the other side? He was hit by his tractor.

Why didn't Megan do her homework? Although Megan was an intelligent girl who had always done well academically, she remained unconvinced that anything taught in school held practical or philosophical importance.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

Roses are purple violets are green I am color blind shut up

Whats black and white and red all over? A dead zebra

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? There was no cross walk.

What did thirty starving Jews fight for on the train ride to Birkenau? A crumb. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

OMG did you hear about the man who sky-dived from mars?!!!! No…. Me neither

If a red house is made out of red bricks, and a blue house is made out of blue bricks, what is a green house made out of? Green bricks.

Me: Knock Knock Mom: Who's there? Me: Jason Mom: Jason who Jason: HOW COULD YOU FORGET ME I CAN'T BELRIVE YOUR ALZHEIMER'S HAS GOTTEN THAT BAD! WHY DOES THIS HAPPEN TO ME BWAAA! Jason sadly died short after from a bus hitting him

Why was the woman on video chat? She was videochatting with her husband, he was out of town.

How do u turn on a lamp? Flip the switch

What's up with airplane food? Not sure, but last flight I was on they didn't serve any food. It could have been because it was too short of a flight or perhaps the recessed economy caused jetliners to cut costs. Either way, I didn't get a bag of peanuts.

A: How do you piss off a female pilot? Q: Kill her family

What's worse than the holocaust? nothing it was a terrible act in history

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It didn't.

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