- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No.. Neither have they.

A black man, a Mexican man, and a cop are walking in downtown New York. So are tens of thousands of other people, because it is a very large and diverse city.

My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

How do you stop a baby from crawling circles? You nail it's other hand to the floor too

What do you call a Mexican on the moon? Quite an unusual circumstance consedering Mexico doesn't currently have a space program. Not only that but Nasa hasen't even had people going to the moon since the 1970s.

A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a whiskey sour and a mop.

What do you call a black man riding a plane? A black man riding a plane.

when choosing a bedtime story.... jack the rippers life stories is not a good idea... ........................................................................

A: Knock knock B:The door is open.

roses are red violets are blue i fucked your mom so did you

Why did the elephant cross the road? Indiana Jones was riding on it to Pankot Palace

So I picked my nose while peeing, and it fell in the toilet so I didn't have to wipe it on anything. This is more of a story I wanted to share than a joke

What did the black man say to the Jewish man Nothing, because they were walking on the street and did not know each other

What do you call cheese that doesn't belong to you? Someone else's cheese.

no im only tryin to keep it real like a broken peice of cheese.

What did the librarian say to the rude man who was talking very loudly? The librarian said "shhh keep it down."

Q: What do you call a blonde that just bought a new car? A: Carol

What's the difference between a person and a cow? 2% of their DNA. The other 98% is virtually identical.

An Italian, a Mexican, and an American are eating lunch on a bridge. The Mexican drops his taco off the side of the bridge and the Italian and American were kind enough to share some of their lunch with the Mexican making it a successful picnic. Their ethnicity was not relevent at all.

why shouldn't you get a clown angry? Because they'll yell at you.

What did the man say when he was stabbed on the street? Nothing, because he died.

your momma so fat, that she secretly crys every night, because she is so self concious about her weight. and has to talk to a therapist because shes bolemic and has suicidal thoughts, because she cant stand the way she looks

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