Two trees sit in a dark forest. Between them is a small hare. The wind blows hard and rustles the trees. The hare then looks up, and then forward. He hops away.

What do you call a child that has been stabbed? A dead child

What's difficult and tedious to do? Trying to find a joke with 0 thumbs up/down -Sykes

What did the starving kid say to the starving parent? Pineapple

why didn't the unicorn have a horn? It was a horse. Why didn't the horse have a horn? it was not a unicorn.

What do you call a black man that can steal, shoot, and jump? A basketball player.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

What's the best thing about Windows OS? It's very versatile and can run a wide selection of programs, tools, and games.

Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad your whole family isn't dead from a fatal car accident?

Roses are red bullets are led if you don't take me back now i'll shoot you in the head!

Q: What did Peter say after a long day of work when he got home? A: Nothing, in fact he has job, home, family, or anyone to help him. His leg is pinned down by a large piece of metal that fell on him while looking for food to eat at a construction site, expect him to die of bleeding in the next 24 hours.

Why was the boy sleeping on the curb? he wasn't actually sleeping, he actualy just got hit by a car and had already died.

What did the Chinese man say to the black man? I'm Part of my Asian herritage.

why did the chicken cross the road it didn't it got run over

A priest, a rabbi and a shaman walk into a bar. Except there is no rabbi and there is no shaman and the bar is actually my 8th birthday party priest is molesting me. And the priest is my dad. My dad molested me. A lot...

Why was Joseph Kony at a primary school ? It was 3 o'clock and his children had just finished a long hard day learning to read and right and it was his turn to pick them up after him and misses Kony developed a schedule one late night after the odd glass of wine or two.

What does a homeless man get for Christmas? A gun to kill himself with

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A man asks his friend "what's black, blue, and red all over?" He repiles, "Nothing, because I'm colorblind."

Okay, hundred billions, and because I am fucking hungry, we make it perpetual, now the longer you keep the feeling going, the stronger and stronger and you know, trillions, indefillions, nondecillions, hell, make up your own numbers and just consider them higher. Bet its starting to feel pretty nice huh?

Why couldn't the Joker browse the internet? He was using Compuserve.

Why is this joke funny It isn't

what duz 69 mean? its a number duhhhhhhh

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