What did the cute little girl get for Christmas? Raped

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How do you sink a Polish submarine? Hit it with a torpedo.

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Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your titties super glued to a triceritops' as cheeks while the triceritops has chronic diahrea

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Don't believe in Atheists.

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What is worse than catching someone trying to cheat by looking at your exam? Getting struck by lightning.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Now that we got our colors straight. Hey, how ya doin?

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What do a plum and a bunny have in common? They're both purple. Except the bunny.

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Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

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Q:What's worse than watching the show Jersey Shore? A:Nothing.

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Why did the boy wipeout on his bike? An old man threw a snake in front of his tire

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Finn: Jake, why can your body do all of those magical things? Jake: What do you mean? Finn: Oh never mind. And they both proceeded to enjoy a delicious breakfast.

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Why did the blond have a wierd look on her face? Because she was ugly

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How do you kill a retard? Give him a knife and say "who's special?"

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A Christian and an atheist are in a bar. Neither one knows the other's religion and they continue to drink.

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David Cameron

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so a baby seal walks into a club, the bouner immedietly kicks the seal out because it is too young to be in a club and also.....itsa seal

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What did the lawyer say to the Black man? Your case came through, the murderer of your wife has been caught

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Why was the boy cold? Because he couldn't afford clothing.

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Why did the man jump into the river? He wanted to go for a swim, but the pool was closed, so he swam in the river.

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What do you call a person who walks but doesn't run? A power walker What do you call a person who runs but doesn't walk? Someone running to the nearest bathroom holding there crotch.

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What's read,bubbly and looks out the window? A baby in a microwave

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A blond, a brunet, and a red head jumped off a bridge. Which one hit the ground first? In order to solve this problem you would first need to figure out witch of the three had more of a body mass. Then you would need to calculate the accretion in case one brought along a cow. However, in the end the outcome is always the same: 3 dead bodies on impact and 3 mourning families.

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What do you do when your wife is about have a baby? Throw her off the balcony go into parking lot and reach into her mouth if you feel a leg stab her in the belly button untill her intestines are coming out and burn the body singing Elmo's world

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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