Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

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What did the white man say to the black man? Nice Pants

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What is the difference between a Ferrari and a bag of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Why don't woman wear watches? Because there is a clock on the stove!

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What's black, white, and red all over? A lot of things, you just gotta keep your eyes peeled.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because i was on the other side and we were going to catch a movie

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how many flys in a box six --sticksack

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: he was sucidal because his kids hate him and his wife cheated on him.

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Whats the best thing about having sex with twenty eight year olds? There's twenty of them.

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A man walks into a bar, it's funny because he is an alcholholic

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What is a poop on a poopstick? A pile of poop.

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What did the faggot say? Nothing, he shot himself due to high school bullying and rejecting parents.

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There are two blonds in a car, the driver to looks to the other blond (carelessly taking in her surroundings) They crash and the passenger is grusomely killed to the point of not being recognized and the driver later commits suicide from the guilt and pending law suit.

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Why did the little girl walk into the wall? Because she was blind.

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A blonde just got a call from her boyfriend. He said i'll meet you at your house, so the blonde drove home, excited. Once the blonde got home her boyfriend was having sex with another girl. The blonde burst into tears and pulled out her gun then stuck it to her head. " No dont do it!" her boyfriend said!...... the blonde, not knowing what to do next said, " Shut up you cheater you're next!"

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Your momma so fat, she's fat

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Why did the black guy buy a jug of grape soda Because he was thirsty

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What time is it? 2:47 PM.

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your friend: i did ur mom you: jokes on u my moms gross friend:.....

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh

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As he stood in her front yard with a boombox in the pouring rain, she leaned her head out the window with a smile and he was electrocuted.

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Your moms so stupid she ate all the food in the grocery store

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what has fore legs and cant fly a cat you idiot

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whats big fat round and bounces on the ground? a ball and your mum

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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