You're mama's SO stupid that when she applied to college, they were happy to help.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your best friend. No it's not, you stupid repo man...I'M NOT OPENING THE DOOR.

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Chuck Norris.

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Hey you know what? What? Never mind.

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What was the color of the big lipped, struggling rap artist who violently raped and killed a young woman after robbing a convenience store at gunpoint? Red. He was covered in blood.

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Why did little jimmy fall of his bike? His grandma threw the refrigarator at him.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. Fortunately, the bra was on display in a clothing store and was not actually being worn at the time.

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why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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What did the cat say to the rabbit? Nothing, cats are incapable of human speech as far as scientists are concerned. Also, the mouse was having a bad day. Rutabaga.

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What animal wouldn't you want to play games with? Probably none of them. They are animals and incapable of playing board games.

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So there was this kid who was sitting on a stool, and the stool started moving. He then realized that stools do not move, so he got up and ran away as quickly as he could.

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Who row's? •Liam Findlay

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What is worse than finding dead parents? Not finding them.

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Do you like fish sticks? Yes. Me too.

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What did the hobo get for Christmas? Nothing

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Bill Clinton, George Bush, and Barak Obama find a magical lamp. The Genie says, "I will give each of you one wish, and one wish only.." They all wished to be presidents.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Phil.

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What did the archangel Michael say to Jesus? "Hello, Jesus."

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Why do blind people laugh at this joke? Because they can't read it and everyone else is laughing.

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What time is it when you run out of ice cream? Time to get more ice cream.

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A guy wearing a top hat walks into a bar. He says, "Ow."

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What do you call a man with a horse? A man

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My friends all use twitter but i dont know how to use it, so i said i will carry a megaphone around saying what i am doing at random times. Like yesterday i was in the library so i said into my megaphone "i am in the library" Yay i got 3 new followers, 2 of them were cops. Jokes From Blox Computers Corporation [Thailand] Bellow Joke In Thai: ?????? Twitter ???????????????? ??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? ? ???????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? "i am ??????????" ??????????????? 3, 2 ????????????????????

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How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles? Pick it up and put it in a crib, like a responsible parent.

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Anti Joke

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