- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is little johnny sad? He won the lottery but then found out the next day he had cancer and cried in a corner.

haha women's rights.....what a joke.

why is coltin alexander such a duche? because no one loves him

roses are red violets are blue start sucking my dick or ill kill you

I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I was raped by a giant scorpion...

Your mama so fat she often lays awake at night wondering if you father is happy with their sex life. He isn't.

A black man walks into a store and buys a gun based upon the increasing crime rate in his area. He stops for lunch and heads home.

yo momma is so ugly, she attempted to get plastic surgery and then died from the amount of blood loss she got when the surgeons realized her head was filled with tumors and they failed to extract them.

what did the astronomer say when he lost his telescope? where is my telescope?

I GOT YOUR BUTT PUSSY!

what happened to the fat lady she went on a diet and is now skinny but she cant resist mcdonalds big macs so she quickly become fat

What did the woman say to the dog? Stop shitting on my carpet your dickhole

What would Walt Disney do if he were alive today? Gurgle and choke inside his cryogenic vault as liquid nitrogen flooded into his lungs.

If omar has 7 apples and his bus is 7 minutes early, what is the mass of the sun? Pi. Partially because the piece of paper couldnt dance with your mother.

what do you do when see a young girl crying on the swingset? ask her kindly to move, as you would like a turn

what happens when u fall down the stairs? you break your arm.

What do you call someone trying to be funny? An anti-comedian.

What is better than life? Nothing.

Why did the donkey cross the road? To get to your house. Knock Knock. Who's there? Heehaw!

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what does STFU stand for? the southern tenant farmers union.

How do you cause ultimate pain to a imprisoned Jew during the holocaust? Moral: You give him an apple WITH a worm in it.

Mother Theresa, Billy Graham, and Joseph Smith walk into a bar. Just kidding, no they didn't.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken is now getting flowers for her dead children that got hit buy multiple cars, also the chicken is a human mother.

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