- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black guy, a Jew and a Mexican walked into a bar...so I didn't....not because of their race but because I had already spent all of my money at the gay bar.

Once there was a girl named Andrea

Why did the mexican mow the lawn. Because the grass in his front yard is longer than he likes it .

Whats sadder than 20 dead babies nailed to a tree? The Parents...

What do you get when you cross a spider with a cow? A dead spider.

How do you make someone laugh? Tell them this joke.

Damn, I was gonna do my laundry but Amanda Todd drank all my bleach

How to confuse a dumbass: see next post.

Q:Why was the black guy carrying a gun A:He's a cop

Q: Why couldn't the little girl ride a bike? A: Because she didn't have legs.

So theres this Jew, right? He got shot to death.

What did the young child with no arms and legs get for christmas? A bike.

why did the dog went inside the church? because the door was open.

why is justin bieber so pale? Because he hasn't come out of the closet.

why did the girl chug her tub of frosting? she had no spoon

What did one jew say to the other? Hello.

Who's mean and white and really not nice? Hitler

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It had a heart attack. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

What do you call a Harry Beaver? A beaver with lots of hair.

Roses are black Violets are black I'm Helen Keller Everything's black

Daughter: Mom can i watch a movie? Mom: Sure. Daughter: Thanks mom! You're the best mom in the world! Well....Mary is, since she had Jesus.....But anyway. Thanks!

Your mother is so poor she doesn't have any money!

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs, floating in the ocean? A victim of the increasingly violent Mexican drug cartels.

Q: What did Bobby get for his first birthday ? A: Adoption papers

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