- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between dead babies and the holocaust? A lot.

Why do chickens have feathers? Because chickens are birds and birds have feathers.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because skeletons don't get invited to parties because they are the remains of something that is dead and that would be a very ood thing to have at a party.

What did the mother say when the train hit her? Bad train! We don't hit!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was Dead.

Why did the baby stop crying? I hit him with a brick.

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what do u call a hairy cow? Harry

Knock knock Who's there? A Jehovahs Witness

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knock knock who's there? pizza man ok

Why did the girl stop running? Because she is in a wheelchair and will never walk again

Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause he wanted to get squashed by the giant pancake.

What's brown and furry on the outside, soft moist and tastes good on the inside, begins with "C" and ends with "T", and has a "U" and an "N" in it? A coconut.

The word "Walter" is never funny.

A mexican fast food worker accidentally drops a cheeseburger on the ground. Realizing the floor is most likely unsanitary, he throws it out and gets the customer a new one.

How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

Why couldn't the 11-year old get into the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13.

Why did the deaf man ask for directions? He didn't as he knew he wouldnt have a clue what they are on about.

Q. Whats the worst soccer team in the world. A. Ass-enal.

How do you get the pesky neighborhood kids off your front lawn? Molest them.

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What did one tampon say to the other? Nothing. They were both stuck up bitches

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