A naked man walks into a bar and is promptly arrested for indecent exposure.

Jesse gives his mom the stick for breakfast

What's worse than waking up next to an ugly girl? Waking up, sealed in a coffin which is floating on a raft traversing through shark-infested waters. Oh, and the raft is on fire.

Roses are red, yup.

whats the difference between a can and a fish?they can both swim. exept for the can.

How did the chicken cross the road?he just got up and walked to the other side.

How many electricians does it take to screw on a light bulb? 1

What do you call a dead black man? A corpse.

What's the simularity between a eagle and a rock? They both fly, exept for the rock.

Knock knock. Who's there? John. Oh, OK I'll be there in a sec. *opens door* Did you bring the blender and the baking tray? Oh no I forgot I'll run back and get them.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm a fish out of water. Help me I'm suffocating.

How do you make a lumberjack cry? Kill his family

Why was the Asian woman late for work? She was raped.

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What is it called when a black guy gets robed A crime

Knock Knock Who's There? Ted. Oh, Hey Ted.

A man walks into a library looking for books on poor punchlines. The Librarian directs him to the appropriate section.

What Do You Call a Hawk in Virginia? A Hawk What Do you Call a Hawk that lives in Virginia? Virginan Hawk

An Irishman and an Englishman are having a heated conversation about Rugby in a pub. Another Irish comes to the pub.. He is promptly given a bar stool and menu so that he can order.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Why are VIOLETS blue?

why did everyone laugh at the kid in the wheel chair as he entered the room? he was poor

Wats blue and always in the sky?? Cheese! Except cheese is not blue and it is not always in the sky... By Rachael Mcmullan

What do you get when you cross a spider with a cow? A dead spider.

what is the different between a prostitute and your wife one is on contract and the other pay as you go

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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