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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

5 black men walk into a 7-11 at midnight. They clog the all of the toilets in the mens bathroom causing them to over run.

Knock knock! Who's there? Girl Scouts selling cookies! I'm not legally allowed within 500 yards of you. Please get off my property.

Banana Hamock.

What starts with "F" and ends in "uck" Firetruck.

Knock, knock! Who's there? No one. No one actually knocked on your door because this is just a joke.

What's the difference between a tree and a lamp? One is a tree, one is a lamp.

How many black people does it take to solve a complex physics equation? Trick question

Why does pavement get hot. Because it’s black. How could you tell she had bruises. Because they were black. Why did the boy drop out of school. Because he was dying of melanoma.

Q: how do u make a fireman cry? A: set his wife on fire

What has straight black lines and is square? A refferee.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.

A man walks into a dairy. Most people will not get this as it is cultural slang and they will think it is referring to dairy products.Oh well. This was going to be a good joke.

Jon waits in his driveway for a bit then rides off to a lemonade stand but doesn't stop because the stand is surrounded by police who have arrested the kids at the stand for selling spiked lemonade. He continues past the stand and goes somewhere else (probably Subway).

What did the orphan say to his parents? nothing

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a baby in your closet.

A mormon walks into a bar. The Bartender says "What can I get you" The Mormon says "Sparkling Water please. In my religion we don't drink alcohol."

What did the pirate say to the ninja? I have aids.

Knock Knock. Whose there? The IRS. All your base are belong to us.

Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: seven raped six's mom

What do you call a mailman who doesn't deliver mail? Unemployed

"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "Red." "Red who?" "Red any good books lately?" Suddenly, the séance lost credibility.

i like punching orphans in the face, you wanna know why? what are they gonna do? tell their parents???

Haikus are simple but sometimes they don't make sense refrigerator.

What do Muslims have for breakfast? Corn Flakes.

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