Why did the chicken cross the road? because

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Why was 6 afraid of seven? seven commited statitory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8, murdered nine, was sent to jail for life, let out early for community service, and told 6 he was coming forhim 6 months later.... 6 commited suicide by jumping off a cliff his body was never found his family didnt get to say good bye thats why 6 is afraid of 7

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Q: Whats worse than dropping your ice cream? A: Dropping two ice creams. Q: Whats worse than dropping two ice creams? A: The Holocaust. Q: Whats worse than the Holocaust? A: Dropping three ice creams.

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Hey, you know what would be funny? A joke.

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what is worse than gay sex wiping your ass with sandpaper

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What's red and bad for your teeth? a brick.

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A bra walks into a dyslexic man.

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One time i was sitting down

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(To the pretty girl at the bar) "Was your father a thief? Because I really would like to have sexual intercourse with you."

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Why did the Jewish man leaves a coffee shop without leaving a tip? He was homeless and spent his last cents on the coffee.

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Where did Sarah go during the bombing? Everywhere.

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What do you do when your baby won't stop crying. Slit its throat

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Why are the deserts so dry? Obama

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Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he wanted to impress his wife.

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Have you heard about the hipster paleontologist? He liked dinosaurs better when they were underground.

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whats orange and cant talk? an orange

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A man takes a bite into a tuna casserole and burns his tounge. He is also a hermaphradite.

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Have u seen Ray Charles' piano "no" neither did he

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Roses are red Violets are actually the color violet, contrary to popular belief.

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a black guy a mexican guy and a puerto rican guy are driving together in a car whos driving? Whoevers car it is.

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Want to hear a clean joke? Soap.

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Guy walks into a bar. He orders a drink called "Vampire poison". The bartender gives him the drink. The man drinks it and dies. No he was not a vampire, he was just a man with a history of heart failures.

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How do you torture helen keller? Waterboard her.

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Kid: "Tell me about when you were young, Grandpa." Grandpa: "Oh, sonny, those were crazy times. My friends and I were out of control. We used to give each other wet-willies and funny arm. We'd play dandy-balls and legs-a-spread and penis-butt." Kid: "Sounds kind of gay, Grandpa. " Grandpa: "It was gay. Everyone was. But, back then, we were called pole-fancies. It was real, good old-fashioned "grab the nearest tree and hold on for dear life" gay, not today's fancy, featherbed, thread-count gay. People got hurt back then! Kid "That's gay." Grandpa: "Yeah, it was pretty gay "

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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