- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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-Hey cute blonde! -I'm not blonde.. -Nor are you cute.

A horse walks in to a bar. The bartender asks: "why the long face?" The horse didn't respond, because it's a horse.

Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are all dead

Ok so a black guy is packing his bags for college and then......... wait a minute?

Why did the black man commit suicide? Because he was killed by a white cop.

What do you call a black man with no arms? Trustworthy.

How do you make a gorilla stop chasing you? You shoot him.

Knock knock. Who's there? Josh. Lettuce who? I didn't say "lettuce"... I said Josh.

Santa and a smart blonde jump of a cliff. Who gets to the ground first? Neither, they don't exist.

Why couldn't the girl call her boyfriend? Because she is homeless and can't afford to buy a phone.

Why did billy have a frog stapled to his face? Because he was having a bad day.

whats the difference between a brick wall and a jew? jews wear yamakas

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? The grass was getting to high and needed to be trimmed.

Your mama's so stupid, she gave birth to YOU.

What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? Nothing, chimneys can't talk!

why did the chicken cross the road? he saw a rather desperate looking homeless person coming towards him, and, realizing he had no change, figured it was the best way to avoid an awkward situation.

why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I hi Jacked your car And killed your family

What do you get when you cross a black man and a Mexican man? I don't know.

Whats the difference between a pizza and your opinion? I asked for the pizza

why did the man steal change from the tip jar? he wanted another state quarter for his collection

knock knock who's there? Orange Oranges cant talk, so seriously, who's there Your mother Ha ha real funny -mother opens door with her key-

What did the Nazi say to the Jew? Hello.

Why did the cat eat his food? Because he was hungry.

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