- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the apple say to the orange ? nothing, apples are a fruit and do not have any organs which allow it to be able to talk.

What is the difference between a clown and a dead baby? One makes you laugh and one is just a clown.

What do Ping-Pong and Godzilla have in common? Both of them have nothing to do with budhism.

Roses are blue Violets are unicorns This doesn't make sense Refrigerator

What is a gremlin's favorite snack? Gremlins aren't real.

Whats so funny about the women bringing fast food home for her family? Nothing shes a single mother who does'nt have time to make food between her two jobs.

what did the red rock say to the blue rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk.

What do trees and people have in common? If you hit them enough times with an axe they will fall over.

What happens when you turn the TV on? You watch it.

A generous manager, an honest lawyer, a responsible politician and a dodo bird fall off a cliff. Who survives?. None, they are all long since extinct.

Tim is a bald headed prick with an annoying voice and he looks like a clean shaven Walter White if he was on the same drugs that he was making and he looks like he smokes too much because the wrinkles on his forehead look like lips.

What was a hard time for people? the great depression

How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowblower? Give her a shovel

What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

A man and a woman have drunk, unprotected sex, and 9 months later, they have a beautiful baby girl. What did they call her? An accident.

What do Barbra Streisand and Danny Glover have in common? Nothing.

Q.) What do you call a black man on the moon? A.) An astronaut.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

y was man afaid of fire?, cuz its hot

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What do gamer see in his nightmare? a peasant build 4 houses and gets stuck between them.

Roses are black Violets are black Oh fuck I'm blind!

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

Yo momma so fat, when she runs she makes the cd played skip, at the radio station!!!

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