- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red,vilots are blue just wait till I poo and till i kiss you

Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

why is this joke funny because your laughing

Walt disney Walks Into A Bar, The Bartender says "WOAH ITS WALT DISNEY!"

Anti Jokes = Drained

OK, Billy went to his friend Fred in the tree. And then went inside to get a snack. Then Fred fell out of the Tree and.....landed on a comfy mattress.

A Jew walks into a bar and says drinks are on me.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

If a red house is made out of red bricks, and a blue house is made out of blue bricks, what is a green house made out of? Green bricks.

i am an arrow and i did not hit your knee!f

What did the child say after the priest touched him? Thank you for the ashes Father, have a blessed Lenten season.

How many midgets does it take to screw in a light bulb about 4

Why did Elmo get depressed? All his friends sacrifised themselves to satan

How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

Why did the christmas tree smell like shit? because pavaroti used it as a dildo

Why did the chicken cross the playground? Thats what she said

A blonde walks into a bar therefore her face hurts

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because grass don't eat meat.

Soccer...

How do u get a dog to sit? Teach it to sit then tell it to sit.

Why did the black man across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

How do you scare Sarah Palin? You chase her around with a chainsaw while wearing a Jason mask.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? - Nothing This homeless man got a gift for his Birthday. What happened to the gift? - It got stolen the following day What did this homeless man get for New Year? - Still nothing Get real.

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