- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad at making jokes And your a jew

If life gives you lemons, You throw them as hard as you can at the nearest stranger. If life gives you melons, You're probably dyslexic.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs. Why did noone help her up? She was fat.

what is worse than a hole in your sock? Getting raped

What do you get when you stab a six year old with a pair of scissors and a machete? A very angry, potentially murderous mother out for revenge.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

A man was wacking it and then his internet went down he then cut off his own balls then his internet came back

A cripple and a Jew walk into a bar. They sit down and begin to discuss all the stigmas that they have faced their entire lives. The conversation goes on for an hour, at which point a black man walks in. Just then, the bar explodes and they all die.

Why was a black man in a police car? He is a police officer.

A horse walks into a bar. The barman asks "Why the long face?" The horse takes offense and replies "I was born like this."

If you woke up in the morning feeling like P Diddy, get tested. Immediately.

Have you heard the one about the blonde and the bear? No. Me neither.

Why didn't the man give a location of the murderer? He was murdered

Why did the cook throw up at McDonalds? Because his pay check was made out to the Ronald McDonald Foundation.

What do you call a guy with a puppy, candy, and a windowless white van? You're next baby sitter.

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Are you mentally handicapped? Bananas are fruit.

what do you do when you see a black man limping across your frontyard? you stop laughing an reload.

Why'd the plane crash? Because the pilot was an orange.

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it.

Once there was this duck. he was the best dentist in the world...

How many women can fit on a bus? It depends on the size of the bus.

Why couldn't the boy watch the DVD about pirates? Because his mother did not understand the importance of putting the disc back in it's case after use, and as a result, has become too damaged for the DVD Player to play.

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