What's worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it? Getting brutally raped by a giant transvestite donkey witch.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They are baked until ready and then enjoyed be the person who made them.

whats brown and sticky a stick

If you add two 1's together its 11 if you add two 2's together its 22 If you add two 3's together its 33 So what happens if you add 4 and 4? No you dumb-ass its not 44, its 8

Blah blah something about Ryan Dunn.

I have cancer. And you're next.

What has 2 wheels and looks like a bike? A bike.

Teachers be like "Hold on class, I am almost done with my lesson!" Students: " Aint nobody got time 4 dat!"

Roses are red Violets are blue Start running Cuz ima F*** you Runn Forest Runn! Jubie

if you're jesus and you know it, clap your hands

Why does life hand you lemons? Because it sucks enough, so it wants you to have some.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? Two piles of dead babies.

Roses are red Violets are blue Thats what they tell me because I'm blind

What did one fetus say to they other fetus? Nothing they were aborted.

I like my babies how I like my chips. Chopped up and in a bag.

what happens when a mexican makes love to an octopus? It makes a freaking weird looking animal

Why did the girl throw her watch out of the window? because her mind wasn't as intelligent as a normals person mind as she had mental problems.

How do you piss off a blind person? Tell him to piss in a round room.

What's green, three feet tall, and can live forever? Definitely not Julie Andrews.

It's April Fools Day... APRIL FOOLS!!!

WHY WAS 6 AFRAID OF 7? I REALLY DONT KNOW!

Knock Knock Who's there? Mormens...

yo mama so fat she died from a heart attack

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