I still remember the last thing my grandfather said before he kicked the bucket. He said: "Hey, I wonder how far I can kick this bucket."

Q: how do u make a fireman cry? A: set his wife on fire

Why are you gay? Because ***** you

Q. Why did Obama cross the road? A. To collect taxes from the houses on the other side

How did the man die? He was killed alive.

What do you call a cat in a piece of bred? An inbred cat.

A blonde walked into a hair salon. She got her hair dyed black, as she is sick and tired of jokes that scrutinize those with blonde hair.

My great grandfather died in a concentration camp. The poor guy fell off the guard tower.

9 + 10 = How much yo mama makes.

Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary.

were at work systems r down

Whats the difference between a bottle of coke and a black man stuck in a phone booth? one of them is comparing himself to a bottle of coke, the other is a bottle of pepsi

A Quadriplegic walks into a bar.

knock knock whos there? aids aids who? aids aids who? i dont go away

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What are annoying? Ads.

What does a spider Pig do? Nothing. They dont exist.

Why wasn't my friend laughing at my jokes? Because his grandpa is dying.

So mind telling me why you wont call me? And why, you know... Are you avoiding this condition of yours?

Knock Knock. Please stop peddling your religion on my doorstep. .

A Priest and a Rabbi walk into a bar together. They discuss the fundamentals and aspects of Religion.

How do you make a boy cry? Pour soup on his head.

What shouldn't you say to a dementia patient? You already said that.

You know what they say... Once you go black you...have gone down the road of diversity and it's impossible to back track and return to ones previous misconceptions.

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