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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the teen go to the prom? He was busy working to help his mom recover from breast cancer.

Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: "There goes my income. I dont know how I'll support my family now, or keep my crops alive."

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

Q.Why did Bruno Mars marry the blond? A.Because it was a beautiful night and he was looking for something DUMB to do.

Why didnt the boy go to school the next day? Because he killed himself due to bullying

How do you kill a baby? You don't muder is a sin and against the law

An old man walks across the street. Several cars start to honk in irritation, for they are in a hurry and the man is walking quite sluggishly.

Why did the Italian family have spaghetti for dinner? Thats the only thing they had in the house

Why did the vulture cross the road? To get to the pile of dead babies left over from the Holocaust.

What's worse than walking into your parents room while their have sex? Getting no-scoped by zzirgrizz

One kisses says: I have had 3 bottles of water today and I haven't peed yet. His friend says: O you probably have a urinary track infection.

Your such a whore, you most likely cut your own clothes so people will see more of your body that they find physically attractive and make a partner for sex easier to obtain

an old lady walked into a bar, used the bathroom and left. THE END

Inspirational story: There once was an ugly old man who was so ugly everyone died. The end -Matt

Why is it scientifically proven that even Spider-Man would be a match for Superman? Because none exist. Moral: The only Super Hero... not scientifically proven, but I exist so that makes me stronger than both of them!

An Irish man, an English man, and a Scottish man are standing on the edge of a cliff. The English man and the Scottish man both fall of. The Irish man calls the authorities to alert them of this tragic misfortune.

Why did the boy have pink skin at night? Because he did not put on a sufficient amount of sunscreen that morning. This is also known as sunburn.

Why didn't Pat's grandma go to his birthday party? Because she died last night

What's red, black, and green all over? This is! I only wish you could see it too - the website wont let me upload a picture - but it is pretty impressive! Oh well.

I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one . Though , I do have cancer .

What did the black guy say to the white guy? Hi!

I've always hated people saying "last one there is a rotten egg" because don't you want to be a rotten egg so you don't get eaten?

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Getting shot.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

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