- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did people run from the chicken? Because they didnt want to get bit by the chicken

What did the farmer say to the duck? I don't know, but the duck doesn't give a f.....

If the shoe fits....... its probably your size.

What kind of king has 2 heads? A card!

Whats as Heavy as a rock and also as light as a feather? Any object in space because the lack of gravity to give the object weight.

Why did the chicken croos the road? It didnt, my father caught him and cooked him for dinner.

Where do you find a dead hooker? where you left her.

why did Lucy fall down? she got hit with a hammer

Can you spot the polar bear Probably not because global warming killed it

What is Godzilla's favorite sport? Nothing, Godzilla is a fictional character.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from KFC.

What's worse than finding out your friend is gay? Being gang-raped.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

Q) What do you call a black man swinging from a tree? A) A very silly man as it is potentially dangerous

A black guy, a white guy, and a Canadian walk into a bar what do they all have in common. They are all involved in my Joke.

What's white and can't climb a tree? A Refrigerator

How high is the sky? True or False

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

A man walks in to a bar, remembering he was actually going to the hardware store, he heads out and leave.

Roses are Rose, Violets are Violet.

That awkward moment when you get in the van and there's no candy.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

What do a duck and a tricycle have in common? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

Why did the black guy lose the race? He toke an arrow to the knee

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