Your mother is so fat, she is at great risk for developing diabetes mellitus type 2.

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What did one cow say to the other cow? Nothing. Cows do not possess the ability to speak.

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A man walks into a bar. Since he was only moving at a slow walking pace, he was fine, no further events worth noting occured.

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Why was the pedophile in jail? For indecent exposure to a child.

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My cake is yummy, It's icing is blue. It will always be mine, Come close and I'll punch you. So stay away from it And you will be safe, But if you dont listen, Prepare ice for your face!

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What do you have, if you have fists the can kill someone in one punch? Hulk's DNA

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More mindfuck: Your school is betraying you edition. How are you going to feel good about yourself, if you have to UNDER STAND everything you learn? Moral: If you dont get it, you are not ready.

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Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. They all broke beyond repair.

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Q: A man walked into a bar and said, "Ouch!" Why? A: The man walked into a METAL bar.

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If omar has 7 apples and his bus is 7 minutes early, what is the mass of the sun? Pi. Partially because the piece of paper couldnt dance with your mother.

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Why did the little boy die? His mother got an abortion...

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What's white and black? Color blind.

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roses are red violets are blue start sucking my dick or ill kill you

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Roses are red, My name is Dan, I have a gun, get in the van

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I'll take a Reuben, light sauce, and could you do Provolone instead of Swiss?

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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what is the difference between a bucket of shit and a black person? the bucket the bucket

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What’s worse than taking a bite out of your apple and finding a worm? Taking a bite out of your apple and finding half a worm.

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Why didn't gram-pa give his grandson a Birthday present? Because he had Alzheimer's and forgot about him.

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A Vietnam war veteran accidentally goes to a Vietnamese concert and says, "I could take a lot of them down with me."

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What's worse than catching aids? - already having aids.

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When the sun goes down... Most of the guys pants goes down too. Just be straight XD

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A jew walked into a bar Hitler said.... A jew walked out of a concentration camp

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Q. What's big, green, has four legs, fuzzy, and if fell out of a tree would kill you? A. A pool table

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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