- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Scott Scott who? Scott Henderson. Oh my god Scotty! I haven't seen you since highschool, please come in.

why did the man get arrested? because he was a thief, and thieving is completely unacceptable in a civilised society

What did Reed read? A. Read?

Men's rights

How old am I? If you guessed correctly, you are psychic. If you guessed incorrectly, I will send flying gnomes to capture and torture you. Unless, of course, you are of a racial minority in which case nothing will happen to you because I am not racist. :P

What is worse than a dog bite? A shark bite.

What did Timmy want for Christmas? Parents.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple, finding two worms in your apple. Whats worse than finding two worms in your apple, the Holocaust. Whats worse than the Holocaust, finding three worms in your apple.

The kid next door was running around shouting spells and carrying a wand. ''I bet you'd love to be like Harry Potter!'' I told him. ''Yes!'' he exclaimed. So I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

Everybody will die

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

* Are you deaf? * Yes, as I love paradoxes.

How do you kill a blonde? You wait until she dies of old age, then copyright her death.

Is it a ironic if a man with ADD is driving a Ford Focus?

Whats the difference between a girl and a guy? one receives and one delivers.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

Why couldn't the teenage pirate get into the movie? Because he lacked the required money for the ticket.

How many rats does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. But they have to be really small.

* anti-punchline

What do you call a Mexican policeman? Officer.

Hitler walks in to pizza pizza, the manager asks how many? L

If pro is the opposite of con what's the opposite of progress? Retrogression.

Knock Knock Who's there It's me open the door

When did Dom become so brave? When he made friends

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