How do you get 50 Babies into a phone booth? A blender How do you get them out? Doritos

What did the Rose Bowl say to the Fiesta Bowl? We crushed the Orange Bowl.

Dear Six, Please stop spreading rumors about me and nine. I hear you two also do some pretty nasty things. Love, Seven.

Whats worst than a cold? Being shot in the face repeatadly by a rocket launcher until death.

why did the kitten drink its milk? because it doesnt have a motor so has no need for petrol.

why is 6 afraid of 7 because 7 is slenderman and he is chasing 6

knock know. who there?.............. whose there?.........whose there!?!?! damn kids

Q: What happens when you throw a glowing purple rock into a bright green stream? A: It makes a splash

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? There was no cross walk.

OMG did you hear about the man who sky-dived from mars?!!!! No…. Me neither

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

What did Rihanna remember when she corrected Chris Browns tweets she can't remember last thing she saw was a fist

What do you call Batman and Robin after they have been run over by a car? Dead.

What do Jay Williams, Lebron James, Candace Parker and Maya Moore have in common? They were all winners of the Morgan Wootten Player of the Year Award.

Why did The Chicken cross The Road? The Chicken was a new drug dealer to town and he did a deal with The Road , the town's existing drug dealer (they used these nicknames to hide their identities), but then back stabbed him to try and take the whole area for himself. Money and Power, as always.

Abe Lincholn had a son, But he died

my brother yells at me for singing in the shower so i scream "how can you hate from outside the tub when you cant even get in?"

So these two girls have a cup .

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Gary.

whats red and hard to eat a brick.

When is a door not a door? When it is thrown away. Then, it will likely decompose in a landfill or be recycled into another product. In either case, it will no longer be a door.

Roses are red... Violets are blue... I have Alzheimers... CHEESE ON TOAST

Why did Hitler kill himslef? He saw his gas bills.

Why did the black man steal purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon? Because it was the birthday of his 8 year old daughter with autism and she loves purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon and he was very poor and wanted to make his little girl happy for once.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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