What's a black man that drives a bus? A bus-driver

How do you kill a dumb blonde? Personally, I love stabbing them.

How do you get your dog to give you a blow job? You have to force him.

Asian: what time is it? other person: time for you to open your eyes.

Why did the dog cross the road? Because he saw another dog

what did the judge say to the lawyer during a trial. He said We are all in a court. thus concluding that the judge was retarted.

This girl came up to me and said she recognized me from the vegetarian club. Her name was Jill.

On Friday the 13th,My cat turned into a dog.

Man one: Why does the moon look like a face? Man two: I don't know, why? Man one: I don't know either, that's why i asked....

Have you heats about the Guy who's parents died in à car crash... No He killen himself because of hus parents Deathstars

Q: How do you turn a purple panda into a red panda A: Feed it grey poop and because it tasted so bad it got so mad it turned red.

Why is the sky blue? Time to get a watch.

once upon a time there was a chicken, it crossed a road however unlikely this chicken has become famed for its crossing and will be hailed for eternity. through the chickens actions thus the first anti joke was born

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well for a chicken to cross a road there would need to be a farm right next a road and, the fence in the farm would have to be torn for the chicken to get out and the chicken would probably end up not crossing the road because of cars.

Do you know whats a joke? Something said or done to evoke laughter or amusement, especially an amusing story with a punch line.

How could you tell Adam and Eve wasn't black? ANSWER--YOU WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO TAKE A RIB FROM A BLACK MAN. ISSAIAH FROM OHIO YOLO:]

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A priest a rapist and a child molester walk into a bar. He orders a drink

A man and a woman meet on a roof, fall in love and get married. The ceremony was rubbish but the reception was brilliant

If I could Rearrange the alphabet, i would put U and Q together.

Whats white, fat, and looks like a horse? An albino horse who apparently has a high chance of diabetes.

An Irishman walked out of a bar

Why did the blonde fail her drug test? She's actually never did drugs before but since she didn't show up for appointment, that counts as an automatic fail.

Why did the kid need glasses? A monkey threw a fridge at him.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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