what is the difference between a baby and a book... The book still has a spine

A:Whats the air speed velocity of a swallow? B:What an african or English swallow? A:Well I don't know that.

how do yopu punish helen keller? Ground her, just like you would with any other child.

Your moms so stupid she ate all the food in the grocery store

What do the duck and elephant have in common?? Nothing, they are completely different species.

Nazi jokes are not funny. ANNE FRANKly they're mean! See What i did there?

What do you call a cat that gets pushed into the pool? Angry as hell.

Yo momma is so ugly that she uses it as motivation to work hard and thus for achieve more than a lot of whores do

who is an indian that can not shoot a bow and arrow? David

Two muffins are in an oven. Ten minutes later we're enjoying delicious muffins together.

How many midgets does it take to screw in a light bulb about 4

What's long, black, and the tip is shaped like a mushroom? A mushroom.

If life gives you AIDs, make lemonaids.

A Penguin Waddles into Abercrombie and Fitch.

Your momma so fat when she went to the beach she was to self concious and left her shirt on.

What did the panda say to the other panda? We are fuzzy Oreos

A blind man walks into a bar and orders a beer. He has gotten used to being blind all his life.

Roses are blue Violets are polka dot I suck at rhyming Pandas

once i was a dog and u were a flower........... i raised my leg and gave u a shower :)

knock knock!? . . No.

Whats the difference between right and left? I stabbed your mom with my left hand.

You know you guys are suppose to post jokes, not basketball comments.

What kind of people have fat lips? People who have gotten punched in the lip or have suffered a serious lip injury that has caused their lips to swell up.

homosexual rights to marriage

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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