- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's blue and invisible ? Nothing.... Its impossible to be iinvisible and a color

Once upon a time there was a young teenager who was bullied a lot. She died 100 years ago.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? A lot.

Why does life hand you lemons? Because it sucks enough, so it wants you to have some.

why do the jewish guy and italian girl talk? i dont know why any decent minded italian would talk to a jew so i don't know.

Whats the difference between right and left? I stabbed your mom with my left hand.

Q: What do you call a pair of dead babies lying on the ground? A: Slippers

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles

what has balls and is long and suckible? Spaghetti

In the movie Dark Skies, little white boys were haunted by a mysterious force. The answer is obvious, isn't it? They are being haunted by Michael Jackson's ghost.

A midget goes up to a prostitute and asks "what’s the worst joke you ever heard?" She replies "probably this one

Where was the Decoration Of Independence Signed? At the bottom.

Roses are red, Metal is gray, Justin Beiber, is very gay

Why didn't the jew spend his paycheck? He wanted to save money for the future

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a human being who will understand and laugh at a joke, while a pizza will just sit there because it is only a delicious thing that people eat.

Doctor! Doctor! There's a fly in my soup! Gross.

Two elephants in a bathtub, one says, "Pass the soap." The other one says, "No soap. Radio?"

what is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a cadilac. a cadilac is something i want

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

How do you make your house smell bad? fart

Roses are Orange Violets are Green I'm Colorblind..

Dani Barton is a stupid GIRL

To mama's so fat that her escape velocity in her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s

Why did Hitler shoot himself? Because he found out Chuck Norris was a Jew.

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