- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I need a sidecart on my motorcycle just for my diick

so a man walks into a bar and Cancer

knock knock... ...no answer

Roses are brown Violets are brown What the hell who keeps shitting in my garden

Knock knock knock OCD

What is yellow and white and goes 150 miles down a railroad track? a duck.

Q: What did the little jewish boy get for his birthday in 1940? A: The holocaust.

Your momma's so not fat that when a school bus rolled by here house, she just sat there and turned on oprah.

Why does a squirrel have the tail at the back? Because at the front it's the squirrel.

rock crushes scissors, scissors are useless. scissors cut paper, little stips of paper are usless. paper covers rock, structure of rock remains intact.

What did Justin beiber get for Christmas? A dildo.

Knock Knock Who's There Nobody Nobody Who?

Who has no penis Religious Believers

What's worse than finding a worm on your apple? Trench foot on your eyebrow.

How did the boy fall off his bike? A fridge was thrown off him

i need a pooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Sure, I was not born yesterday, sounds serious, what is it?

You trying to be funny kid? This is a matter of security to the national degree, point zero has been compromised, unless you bring out one of these soon, I am myself going to drag your ass into prison.

Why did the pig cross the yard? Because the helicopter was chasing him.

What do you call a bookstore with explosive offers? Barnes and Cher-Noble.

Did you know, every time you close your eyes, a ghost appears. Once you open your eyes it disappears. PROVE I'M WRONG!?

Whats the difference between a black man and a paraplegic? A paraplegic doesn't walk out on his family

Did you see Helen Keller at the movie theater? I didn't either, she's dead.

Why did helen keller's dog run away? He lost track of his destination and got lost.

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