what is black and blue and hates sex? the ten year old in my trunk.

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What was the black woman doing in the kitchen? She was simply washing her hands after eating dinner.

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how much swag could a swagchuck chuck, if a swagchuck could chuck swag?

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Lets just say some of my boys owed me a favor, and that if we where all "clean slate workers" I would never have been able to pull some favors out of the higher ups. As far as for "these Shadows" of yours, I know nothing, while I invented the encoding format for the messages you use, I intend keeping it to myself. People here will still assume this is bullshit unless you get somebody to hack this site, believe me, its pretty damn easy to retrieve whatever data might have been lost.

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Ask me if i'm a tree. Are you a tree? No. okay? Why did the chicken cross the road? why? because its motor skills allowed it to cross. dude, seriously? What did Jimmy's grandmother get him for Christmas? What?. Nothing she died two years ago. that's horrible. When did she die? On his birthday. Dude, stop! Wait how did she die? Fine, How? She was driving down the road and swerved to miss a chicken. oh. And what did she hit? UGGG What? Thankfully not me. because I wasn't the tree. :0 oooooooooooooh

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What did the orphan get for Christmas? Nothing, the orphanage did not have sufficient funds to give everyone a present because they did not want to how favoritism because the orphans are already sad enough and te orphanage does not want the orphans killing them selves

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what do Russians play? Tetris, what else?

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Why did the cookie shader Because someone dropped it

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hy did the boy cross the road? to jump of the bridge on the other side.

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Who let the dogs out? The dog's owner.

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What's as hard as a rock? A rock

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How did the chicken cross the road? Assuming the vehicles yielded to the chicken, it looked both directions before crossing then proceded across the street while staying between the crosswalk lines until it had reached the other side of the road.

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Betty wanted to see time fly so she threw her alarm clock out the window. Shortly after, her mother grounded her as it was quite expensive and she had become less punctual without it.

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Did you hear about the two guys that stole a calender? They each got six months.

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What are the differences between a black man and a park bench? One's a chair and ones a person.

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Whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? 15 minutes in the oven.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Hop in the van or I will rape you

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Why is elmo sad? He was brutally raped by Dora :D

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven they say nothing to eachother because they are muffins and cannot speak if they did they would most likely be taken by the US government and studied and assumed to be alien life forms but anyway the muffins were taken out later and presumably eaten

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What's green and invisible? This cabbage in my hand.

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Pretend you are in a box and there is no way out. How do you get out? You don't

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what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A- a tv

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Is your refridgerator running? good, because if it wasn't then your food would spoil.

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What's blue and can't read? The Pacific Ocean

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