How many Anne Franks does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, cause she's dead.

Why can Randy Moss Jump so high? Because he trained to jump high.

You're in the middle of the ocean and you see a roller coaster. What color is the penny? Tree.

A man walks into a police station with a gun... He is there to turn it in, he found it on the side of the road and realized that this situation would best be handled by the proper authorities.

Whats brown, sweet, and bad for your teeth? A brick.

TOYS TOYS TOYS IN THE ATTIC

Hey you know what? What? Never mind.

Jerry Sandusky walks into an Under 21

Why did the princess kiss the frog? She really wanted a wart.

What's black and white and red all over? A greyish red object.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

The kid was riding a honda xr70r. He got hit by a non moving object and died.

Q: How many times did the chicken cross the road? A: One and a half.

Why would a dog sniff another dog's butt hole? Because that is what they do.

Who is fat, stupid and pretty dam ugly? (hint: look in mirror)

Why did the elephant cross the road? Indiana Jones was riding on it to Pankot Palace

What's worse than finding The Holocaust in your apple? Most things, because that's impossible.

What's the difference between a Boy Scout and a Jew? One comes back from camp.

Knock Knock Who's there

Why did the duck cross the road? It followed the chicken.

A boy walked in on his mom and dad in their bedroom last night they were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

A blonde walks into a bar. She got free drinks.

Why did Dracula cross the road? To get to the other unbitten virgin.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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