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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a man dropped a bar of soap in the shower. He immediately picked it up and finished washing himself. He then got dressed and left the gym.

Why was the boy sad? Because a freak accident killed his mum his dad his best friend and he lost both his legs and is unable to feed himself

Whats the difference between a baby and a sandwhich... I dont rape my sandwhiches before i eat them

1 little monkey jumping on the bed, he fell off and hit his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "Your son died of a concussion."

What do you call a black man with no job? Unemployed

What did the gay man receive for christmas? AIDS

A Mexican guy, a black guy, and an ISIS member walk into a bar. The black and Mexican men, realizing the potential danger in the situation quickly exit the bar and alert the proper authorities. $

I like my women like bacon. Greasy and full of wrinkels

Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says: "Man it's hot in here!" The other muffin looks over and says "Holy cow a talking muffin!"

What did the man on the moon say? Nothing. He died because his supply of oxygen ran out.

What's gay and Jewish? Henry Shine

Why did the black man go to the back of the bus? The only unoccupied seats were back there.

Yo mama's so white that she has to use lots of sunscreen to prevent from getting sunburned.

What's black, white and red all over? A race war

How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends, but most weigh around 775 to 1,200 pounds.

What's the difference between cancer and my grandmother? She doesn't have cancer.

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

If my wife has got 6 oranges in one hand and 6 apples in the other hand, what has she got? No chance of stopping an uppercut.

Q: What's brown and sticky? A: Feces

What stops a train? A missile

Why can't Timmy go on any rollercoasters? Because he's morbidly obese and it would a safety hazard.

What do you get when you cross a vampire and Adolf Hitler? A socially unacceptable and awkward hybrid of two unrelated, technically dead things.

What's the difference between a blonde and a bowling ball? A blonde is a human woman and a bowling ball is an inanimate object used for the popular sport of bowling.

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