- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats black,white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

who lives a pineapple under the sea? a proper spazztwat.

Whats the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

what did the black guy say to the white comedian? haha

homosexual rights to marriage

What's the difference a black person and a park bench? A park bench is a object and a black person is human.

What did the chilean miner say to the other Chilean miner? I wish we could get out of here.

What do you call a hairy pussy? A cat.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let out the chicken?

what do u call a black guys dick a pogo stick

Why did the girl throw the clock out of the window? The clock was broken, and it was the only valuable object in her possession.

What do you call black people in a pool? African american swimmers

why did the blond get and abortion? because she was forcefully raped by her 42 year old boy friend and felt she could not raise a child on her own.

How do you take a picture of a man with a wooden leg? You can't take pictures with wooden legs.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a florist.

why did your mum die young because she had canser

Why didn't the kid eat lunch at school? He wasn't hungry.

How did Whitney huston die? By eating a turkey sasandwich and then put a car jump starter in the bath tub.

what do you call the breaching of the anal cavity with a penis? butt sex

Optimist: The glass is half full. Pessimist: The glass is half empty. Realist: Find something better to do than talk about a glass.

What is white, average height and cannot jump as high as a black man? A fridge.

what do you call a black drug dealer? A pharmacist.

A man is at the doctor's waiting to be examined. The doctor walks into the room and takes one look at the man. The Doctor says, "You will need to stop masturbating." The man looks at him and says, "What, why?" The doctor says, "so that I can examine you"

why did the hater hate? everyone else has a much better life

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