every time I stay in the water too long my pp gets all shriverly sometimes can't find it omg that's so weird

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What did the zen master say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything,

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How do you stop a dog from barking? Cut it's head off

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Why didn't the black man go to work? He had to attend his sister's funeral, who just recently passed away after her long hard battle with breast cancer.

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What's worse than sitting through a boring class? Sitting on a bus that a terrorist is about to blow up.

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what's better than winning a gold metal at the special olympics? not being retarded.

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What did the dog say to his owner? Bark.

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your mom is so fat she is at high risk of a future heart attack and should be taken to a cardiologist

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Person 1: have you ever seen Helen Kellers house? Person 2: No i havent Person 1: Neither did she

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Knock Knock Whos there? Your mom My mom died three years ago, please go away while i cry.

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What did the German say to the Rabbi? Hello. The German was also Jewish

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Yeah, haha, I tend to put myself under a state of trance at the same time I put others down there, which makes it difficult to stop it sometimes, I do it for ethical reasons, I mean if I would ever hypnotize someone into feeling really bad, it would affect me as well. You might want to get some water on your face, you know, so your upper lips don't envy the lower ones.

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ecks! why zee?

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Why did the kid poop his pants? He was a baby

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"knock knock?" ITS 2012 WE HAVE DOOR BELLS!!!

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What do you call 1 black guy and 9 other white guys? Patrick Mills

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What do you call hunter ? An anerexic that is skinny as a tooth pick. Duh

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Q: Why does the black guy eat watermelon A: Because it's a delicious nutritious snack

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why was the woman in the kitchen? she was being held hostage there by Bob Saget

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What does society have in common with laundry? They both get ruined when you mix colors with whites.

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Do you still got what it needs to become a better leader than me Nero?

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What do you call a black man that nicks your car? All we can say is that he is called the Nig

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An American, a Mexican and a Cuban are in a car. For they are heading to the store to buy groceries and then come home to make dinner.

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Why did I call 87 yr old Jamie McMeanBully a douche bag? Because he's sterile

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