- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Everything makes me look good, Rape doesn't look good on anyone, and it hurts everyone involved

What is long, hard, and full of seamen? a school bus, if you consider children to be seamen

Wha do you call a couple with aids? 2 pepole who need immediate health treatment.

A man is mowing the lawn. The mower stops, so he reaches down to see if something's stuck in the blades. What does he pull out? His finger.

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What's the difference between a duck? An orange.

What is the difference between a Jew and pizza? Pizza does not scream when it goes in the oven.

How dis the chicken cross the road? On it's chicken wings.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There is no reason. Chickens don't have the thinking skills to reason.

What did the Albino say to the other albino? Due to heredity and our inheritance of Chromosomes causing albinism, We could be displaced in society but luckily, we have eachother. They went home and lived happily. But not ever after. That craps or normal people. (freaking albinos...)

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Names.

Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road? To End His Suffering On The Farm. Suicidal Mission.... Complete

knock knock... ....... no one replies.. the family is deff..

why did the cookie go to the doctor? it had vaginal warts

what do You call a white man killing a black man? a accident

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Whats yello and cant swim A bus full of dead children in a lake

-Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? -She had no arms. -Knock, knock. Who's there? -Not Sally.

What state is high in the middle and round on both ends? Onorth Chiarolinao

Q: What do you call a pig with wings? A: Pigs don't have wings.

A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

Why did the pervert cross the road? Because he couldn't get his knob out of the chicken.

Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree no

The man was allergic to water. He unfortunately died because water is needed to sustain health as a human.

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