- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than getting lost in europe? becoming the middle in the human centipede.

What is the difference between john madsen and a gay person. There isn't because john is gay

What did the woman say to her abusive husband? You're hurting me.

A Stoner sees a bag of chips.

What's 1+5 2+4 3+3 4+2 5+1 Whats 6+1 If you said 6 you're stupid.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Since when is it any of your business? Cant we live in a world where chickens can cross the road freely without having there motives questioned?

A dog with toothpaste in it's mouth wanders into a bar. The bartender beats it to death, because he thought it had rabies.

A man walks into a bar. He is rushed to the hospital and has his wounds treated.

roses are red violets are red the whole world is red i started the holocaust

What's the difference between a pizza and a baby? I don't stab pizza 47 times in the chest with a chainsaw.

Wats blue and always in the sky?? Cheese! Except cheese is not blue and it is not always in the sky... By Rachael Mcmullan

What's brown and sounds like a bell? An old rusted bell.

When I became a WoMan, no, its a nice subject, I do not mind at all.

Why did Mary fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there. Not Mary!!

Your name is Fired, your Boss comes up to you and says "Your Fired" You say "I know my name." Your boss gets mad and throws you in a chimney

Q: What has no color, no shape, no size, and was born in your mind? A: The thought you just had about this anti-joke.

2 wales are at the bar one looks at the other and dose a wale call for 5 long minutes and the other one reply's "dude your drunk we got to go"

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. ( to heaven )

I am black. And i will beat your children. At checkers. They can be the red .

What's green and if you eat it you die? A Biljarts table.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Go fuck yourself.

Timmy eats 32 cookies and eats 30 of them. What does he have? Type 2 Diabetes.

Why did nobody bother to help the old lady cross the road? Because her actions in recent years had given rise to considerable division and ill-feeling within the community.

What did Johnny get for Christmas? Drugs, Johnny was a convicted drug dealer, age 19.

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