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What did the boy say to his father? I don't know. With the seemingly infinite number of topics that two people could discuss and the fact that both the father and son are fictional, it would be unreasonable and border edge mentally unstable for me to assume that you would know what they may or may not be talking about.

what did the chickpea say to the raison when he got called big but? Atleast i dont have a stick up my but.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt.

What did the Nazi Death Camp Guard say to the escaping prisoner? - Nothing. He shot him in his face.

Why did the black man get drenched by a fire hose because he was on fire

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead Q: Why did the lizard fall out of the tree? A: It was stapled to the moneky

Why do black people like watermelon? Because it good you racist bastard!

When is a bus not a bus? When it turns into a street

An over weight naked black guy walks into a bank and says "give me all your money!"

What do you get if you cross a goat with a horse? Long letters of complaints by animal rights groups

A white guy and a black guy are sitting in a bar. The white guy apologizes to the black guy for the hundreds of years of slavery endured by his people.

why was the boys t.v broken? because he through it out the window

A man walks in to a bar and everyone screamed running out the door.

What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are the same.

An Ethiopian fell into an alligator infested river. He ate 7 of them before he got out.

What's the difference between a duck and a popsicle? I don't shit on hamsters.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The first is a person of the Jewish Faith and the other is a popular item of food.

Why was the little girl crying in the woods at night? There was psychotic killer chasing her with a chainsaw.

Yo mama so fat, she suffered a heart attack last week and we are all deeply concerned.

Q: What do you call half of the worlds population of black people on the moon. A: Close enough.

Did you ever hear about that rich Mexican?? No. Yeah, me neither.

You dork, seriously, the comment where I mentioned that I am married is like 60000 comments PAGES behind. What? Now you ashamed of losing your, I mean I can say that I am your first right? That I am going to stick my MANFLESH into your CHERRY AND POP IT RIGHT? JUST TRYING TO BE SUBTLE HERE! Seriously though, Your name is really Tifa? And you look a FUCKING HELL A LOT Like Tifa From Final Fantasy... You know, except she has gigantic feet and no lips and you know...

Why did the male propagate the female? Because he was drugged. Slyly, this foxy female had slipped the male the date rape drug and a dangerous amount of viagra. During intercourse, the male ripped a gaping hole in the female's stomach and killed her. He woke up confused inside a dead stinking corpse.

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