What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferarri? I don't have a ferarri in my garage.

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This sentence will not end the way you octopus.

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Jerry Sandusky and two other men are on a cruise ship, when it suddenly starts to sink. The first man says, "save the children!" The second man says, "screw the children!" Jerry Sandusky drowned.

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Why didn't Suzie Fall off the Swings? She Has no legs and couldn't get on

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what do you call a brown man that has been repeatedly shanked and has been fucked up the arse by 10 Rag heads in one night and thrown in a well to slowly and painfully die? Lloyd.

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Why didn't the boy want to go to school? Because it was 3am.

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What do you get if you put 2 Korea, 2 Europeans and 2 North Americans together? TSM

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Knock knock. ... ... *after waiting 30 seconds or so to no answer, the knocker concludes there is no one home and decides to go home to take his son to soccer practice and work on his taxes, and maybe call his mother to see how her foot surgery went* Who's there? Oh.. This is awkward, I forgot why I was here in the first place. I have to go. Bye.

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A kid who lost parents is called an orphan and a wife who lost her husband is called a widow. What do you call parents who lost their child? Free on the Weekends.

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why did the boy scream? because he got shot.

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NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

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Boy: Excuse me, do you have a cigarette? Man: First let me see your ID. Boy: I don't have an ID Man: Well, how much money do you have? Boy: 50 cents Man: Sorry, I don't have any cigarettes. Boy: Good job, I'm actually undercover cop and you sir are a good citizen for not giving a minor cigarettes. Man: Cool, do I get a reward? Boy: Yes, you will receive a good citizen award and free $50 coupon. Man: Thank you! Boy: Can I have a cigarette now? Man: I wasn't lying when I said I didn't have any cigarettes. Boy: Okay, have a nice day.

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Why was the chinese man kicked out of the bar? Because he was under aged

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Why did the blonde get fired from the m&m factory because she kept throwing away the w's

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What's black and doesn't work? My blackberry

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Why did man lay down? His dog ate his genitals.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was tired of hearing that joke

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This is just like Facebook. If you guys want to like comments, or even comment on them, just get Facebook.

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What happend to the dude who couldnt fart He blew up

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Rebecca Black just died, she walked into a stadium and was overwhelmed by the amount of seating choices.

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Women's Rights

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Two muffins were in an oven. The first muffin says: 'It sure is hot in here!' The second muffin says: 'Why are they only cooking two muffins?'

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A blonde runs into her house. She died in a tragic backdraft fire. Always check to see if the doorknob is warm.

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epic win?

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Anti Joke

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