- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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you know whats funny?! nine eleven!

why was the black kid made fun of at school? Because he was a nerdy boy who drinks tea

wanna hear a joke? me niether.

Why is the black guy jobless? He's 3 years old.

A man copied someone else's joke on anti-joke, people looked at it and said "That's funny, but they copied it", then they moved on to the next one.

what do a pizza and a jew have in common? they both burn in an oven

Why did the blonde get a tattoo of her adress on her arm? She never wanted to forget her great childhood at her family home, and she hoped that she would come back some day.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

There were two muffins in an oven. One muffin says to the other, "Does it feel hot in here?". The other muffin says back, "Holy crap! It's a talking muffin!".

Three dogs are barking at a wall. People walk by thinking "Why are these dogs barking at a wall?".

Why doesn't a ducks quack echo? Actually, it does, but the echo is imperceptible to human ears.

Why did Bob drop his ice cream? Because he got hit with a super models TIttys

My little league baseball coach measured the team for cups. Its 9 years later and we still dont have those cups.

A guy finds a genie bottle. He rubs it. A genie appears and grant him 3 wishes. He wishes for a splendid woman, a lot of money, and a house.

roses are red vilotes are blue i thought i was bent but then i met you

Knock knock. Who's there? Super Monkey Ball Deluxe. Super Monkey Ball Deluxe who? Oh no.

A White, a Black, and a Hispanic man walk into a bar. They sit down and have a nice conversation, tip their bartender and then leave.

Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing 'cause you done told the b i t c h twice!

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8, 9, 10

Why did the chicken commit suicide? No one knows, he didn't leave a note.

You can pick your nose, and you can pick your friends nose. But you can't rob a bank. That's a felony.

Knock, knock ... ... ... Well I guess no one is home.

Kid 1: Mama why is my name Daisy? Mama: Because when you were born a daisy petal fell on your head! Kid 2: Mama why is my name Rose? Mama: Becuase it was a nice name.

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