Yo momma is so fat that....actually she's quite fit and i'd love to take her out on a date.

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What do Chinese kids have that African kids dont? Chinese citizenship and at least one Chinese parent.

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Mexicans don't use lightbulbs because they can't afford them.

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What did the fat girl mean when she said, " last night was amaziing?" that pizza pie you shared was very well crafted and baked

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Why was the Mexican in the back of a pick up truck? There were not any available seats.

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What did the fish say when he ran into a cement wall? ....Nothing fish don't run What did the fish say when he swam into a cement wall? ...Damn

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Your momma is so old, she qualifies for multiple financial aid programs provided by the government.

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What happened to Johnny when he tripped over his shoelace? He was shot by the man who was following him.

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What's the difference between Paris Hilton and a cow? Cows are ruminants, meaning that they have a digestive system that allows use of otherwise indigestible foods by regurgitating and rechewing them as "cud". Paris Hilton, on the other hand, is a human being. Therefore, her stomach digests the bolus (masticated food) only after it has exited the oesophagus into the body of the organ, where it is digested into chyme and then passed through the pyloric sphincter into the duodenum.

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Two Jews are sitting in a large oven. They realize it is a dangerous place to be and get out of the oven.

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Why is Ray Charles always smiling? He's not, corpses rarely smile

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Yo' Mommas so poor, She has to ask close family friends and relatives for money so she can feed you.

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What's the worst thing that can go wrong while trying to archieve something you desperately want? -Everything.

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Because the tractor hadn't seen the chicken.

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roses are red violets are blue if you and your sister were hanging from a cliff i'd save your sister

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Did you hear the one about the deaf guy and the rhinoceros? Neither did he.

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Doctor, doctor, I just swallowed a roll of film! That was an incredibly foolish and dangerous thing for you to do. I would be surprised if you survived another day before the chemicals corrode your stomach lining and release hydrofluoric acid throughout your body causing sepsis.

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How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Well thats a stupid question, just one.

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NO I AM NEROCHAN LEFT!

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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hi

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What do you call man with no limbs or a head? Your neighbor.

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What did the Mexican firefighter name his twin sons? Nothing, his wife had an abortion.

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A man walks into a bar, and he died.

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