- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What came first... the chicken or the egg? How am I supposed to know?

What is the difference between a black person and an elevator? Well, there are many differences such as the fact that an elevator has a series of wiring and mechanics, while a black man, and white men alike, are human beings.

What did the man think as the foul baseball flew rapidly toward his face? Oh man, I thought my tickets were to an NBA game.

A man walks into a bar and is slowly tearing his life apart. maybe because he is drinking poisonous acid instead of beer

What's long and black The unemployment line

What do you call 10,000 lawyers jumping off a cliff? Mass suicide

Why did the chicken cross the road? Oh..wait...that's actually an anti-joke already...

did you hear about the little girl who won first place in her school's spelling bee? she was hit by a bus

Why didn't the boy eat his vegetables? he was dead

What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

How did the person die? He got hit by a car.

What's white and horny? a unicorn.

justin beiber sucks

How many tacos does it take to feed an angry person? You better tacover it!

What do you call a man with bananas in his ears? A doctor. He is clearly mentally unstable, and probably in pain.

When a fat lady walks by what do u think? R u fat or pregnant

If Chuck Norris were to be hit by a train he would die

What's worse than breaking a leg? Breaking two legs.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

What do you call a chicken that can't lay eggs? a rooster

Why did the shark eat the girl? Because she was ugly

I was there when Lebron James hit a home run to win the Super Bowl.

Knock, knock. Now before I asked "Who's there" I first opened the door as then I can see who's there without having to ask them through the door.

What did the farmer say to the cow that asked for food? No.

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