- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There once was a man from Peru, Whose limericks all stopped on line two.

Q: What do you brush your teeth with, sit on and sleep in? A: A toothbrush, a chair and a bed

What used to be red, but isn't anymore? A scalped ginger.

Q: How did Helen Keller cross the street? A: She walked.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

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Q: How do you make Osama Bin Ladin happy? A: Take him out to a nice seafood dinner free of charge.

What have you got there? Hitler's gas bill... Oh.. don't show him that, he'll be furious Whys that? He can't read.

Why did the boy cry? Because he was a crybaby

Q. what did voldemort get for christmas that harry potter didnt? A. dinner with his parents

whats long, orange, and comes out of brown stuff? -a carrot.

What rhymes with milk...milf

A kid goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor! it hurts when I do this!" The Doctor says, "Well, because you have been diagnosed with ALD, and to make matters worse you are allergic to rapeseed oil" The child then cries because he will never live past 40 years old

Whats white and can kill you if it falls out of a tree? A refridgerator

How many men does it take to change a light bulb? One.

I met her back in the 80s when she was a man.

What's the difference between The Hulk and The Thing? One is green.

Person 1: I'm really sleepy. Person 2: Then go to sleep.

What animal was two legs and bleeds a lot? half a dog

A black man wearing a belt. Oh, he has a shoelace!

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was hit by a fridge.

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

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