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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why wouldn't Leena sleep with Ole? Because she thought him to be a dumb, ugly, Scandinavian.

What happened to the pig? It got turned into bacon like every other pig.

An asian man walks into a bar and lights a cigarette. He is politely asked to leave due to smoking being prohibited indoors.

Hey girl, do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because I dropped one and I can't find it.

Why did the tomato blush? It didn't, tomatoes are naturally red by colour.

Roses are red Violets are blue I love you a lot But you're dead and I have unhealthy necrophiliac tendencies

Why did the Salesman leave the leper colony? He had to wish his daughter a happy birthday.

Why is it so hard to find slim fitting clothes in America? Because not many clothing stores carry them.

What does a Twihard, a Brony, a Belieber and a Gleek all have in common? They all ruin the Internet.

An English man, a German man and a Canadian man stood on the edge of a cliff. The English and German both jump off. What happens then? The Canadian says "they were serious?!" and runs away to fake his death and live the rest of his life as Frank Brown.

i should have been sad when my flashlight died.... but i was delighted.

What did the boy with AIDS, polio, one eye and one arm get for Christmas? Cancer.

Robert Palmer: Doctor Doctor give me the news! Doctor: You have contracted lung cancer and AIDS. You will die before Christmas.

My Friend Philip had his lip removed today. he is just Phil now.

What did the aborted fetus say to the recycling bin? Nothing because it isn't capable of speaking, and it was in the dumpster

Why was Allen late for work? He was mauled by a bear. Allen is dead.

Whats grosser then gross? A dead puppy in a barrel. Whats grosser the a dead puppy in a barrel? A dead puppy in two barrels. Created by : go josh or ty :D

What does the fox say? Nothing a fox is incapable of speech.

That's not mine! it's bigger and blacker! ...where have i heard this before?

A: How can you tell a tree is an aspen? B: 'Cause of the way it is.

How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

Mary had a little lamb And a side of fries.

How do you get a dog to stop humping you? Pick him up and suck his dick.

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