A baby seal walks into a club. :|

A rapist and a little child walk through a dark forest. The little child says: "It's scary here." Rapist answers: "Tell me about, I gotta go back alone through here."

what do you get when you cross a baby and a car a baby shaped dent, and a dead baby

What does a black person call black friday? Friday.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side.

What did the three year old say when he dropped his milk? Shitting buggery!

you're so stupid, you have trouble understanding what you read, like the newspaper, for example

What's the difference between an apple and a black person? Well theres a huge difference but they both taste good in peanutbutter

Why did I the granda fall out of her wheel chair?. She fell down the steps

Whats 2 Plus 2? God Just Solve It.

(Something terribly disturbing that people find funny)

What do you call a fat jew? A person that most likely has an eating problem and needs to seek help from the nearest rabbi

*The doctor walks in* Knock knock. Whos there? Doctor. Doctor Who?

What did the Firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire.... - Let's go home.

If you want to make the little things count, teach midgets maths!

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

CJISTHEBEST Sticks and stones may break my bones because i have osteoperosis.

Max Head fingered himself, HAH

roses are red violets are blue I lost my dog to typhoid it was an unfortunate case of bed luck

Q: What do you call a black person who got hit by a truck? A: Dead

Why did Suzy have burns on her face? Because her little brother attacked her with a hot curling iron thinking it was a lightsaber.

What's black white and red all over? Steegers.

really? are people insistantly so totally stupid? Now read that again and you may notice something. :P

Roses are red, violets are blue if God makes us beautiful, Who made you?

Anti Joke

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