- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know whats funny? A man cooking dinner.

What happens when two Mexicans walk up to blonde and a red head sitting in car? The Mexicans attempt to smash the windshield with crowbars because they have issues with anger. The redhead turns on the car and reverses safely.

What happens to an elephant when it rains? It gets wet.

Reilly and Ross went up to fetch a pale of water when a triceratops turned them into bagels then ate them and later crapped them out....

Whats sorer than stubbing your toe? Stubbing your toe twice

Why didn't my marriage work out? Because I married a tangerine.

Q: Whats red and bad for your teeth? A: a brick

A man goes to the potty.

Why didnt Steve Jobs make an iphone 5? He died

why does chuck norris not have a middle name? because his parents didn't want him to have one.

How does Justin Bieber remove a condom? he farts

Why did the Football Coach go to the Bank?? To Cash his Paycheck.

Why were two black men fighting for a dollar that fell on the floor? Because they both lost their homes in the crashing market and have to care for their ill children that need money for medical expenses.

There was a black person running down my street. He was celebrating because he just graduated from Harvard University.

Why do midgets wear condoms? To avoid unwanted pregnancies and sexually transmitted diseases.

How many cops does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they just beat the night since its black

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer. And a free haircut.

Your momma's so fat she has diabetes and my have to get one of her legs amputated. It's actually quite sad.

Q: What did the lesbian say to her partner? A: We cannot get married in forty five states.

A young man walks into a bar. A complicated chain of events leads to him marrying the owner's second cousin's half-niece-in-law.

A man walks into a bar. It resulted in a concussion and 17 stitches.

How many people does it take to paint an elementary school red? 27.

What did the racist say to the other racist? Hey how was yesterday's clan meeting?

How do they call a black man that works in a mine. Miner.

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