Why dont you ever see any black mermaids? Mermaids dont exist.

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A man and his friend walk into a bar. The first man said to the bartender "I'll have a H2O, please." His friend said "Yeah, I'll have a H2O too." The bartended wasn't an idiot and was aware that he was in a bar, not a science lab, and handed them both a bottle of H2O. His friend still died.

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What did the white man say to the group of black men when there was a golf ball coming at them? Stay there! You are in no immediate danger!

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How did 3 fat women fit under 1 small umbrella and not get wet? It wasn't raining!

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I had a submarine.... once

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What did little Ben's mom give him for Christmas? Nothing. She died last month

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What was the motto of the Holocaust? Yolo.

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Roses r red, Violets r blue, u think id eva cry ova u?? I told u i luvd u, n u believed it true... Well guess wat baby? U got played 2 B)

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THERE'S THE IDENTITY THIEF GET HIM!

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A dad says to his son "you better stop masturbating or youll go blind'. And the son says "dad im over here".

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What's the difference bettween the holocaust and a bee, 6 million jews died during the holocaust. Bees make honey.

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What's grey and doesn't climb trees? A car park.

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DEAD ON KANE ITS BEEN ALL YOU ABD CAOIMHIN

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Oracle horacle, you big bloated boracle!

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't.

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What's funnier than 3 midgets in a treehouse? A talented comedian.

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knock knock whos there? dave dave who ? dave starts to cry because his grandmothers oldtimers has restricted her from remembering her grandson dave.

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If you die, and have 5 cents in your pocket, does the toast still land jelly side down?

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because her husband was abusive and he killed her for not making him a sandwich. They had to take the body the the funeral home so she could have a proper ceremony. Her friends and family mourned her daeth.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga in the morning You poke her face

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Two gophers are in a tank One of them says how the heck do you drive this thing?

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What do you call 5 white guys sitting on a bench? An effect of an overcrowded theme park

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your Grandmother died.

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What do you get when you skin a potato? A screaming kid with autism and no skin.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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