Whats funnier than 24 ? 25

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SPILL THE BEAAAANNSSSS

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What was Jenna's favourite ice cream flavour? Keyword; was, she's dead now

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what do you call a black guy with a bachelor's degree? by his first name, "Carl".

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Why did the middle-aged lady have a heart attack? Years of heavy smoking, alcohol abuse and lack of exercise had taken its toll on her body, causing it to age prematurely. @JWest

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have chlamydia, and now so do you!

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LET'S PLAY CARDS SHUFFLE THE DECK *person with a deck-patio* no please don't

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If the shoe fits....... its probably your size.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Go fuck yourself.

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roses are red violets are black,why is your chest as flat as your back :O

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Whats green and smells like a red apple? A green apple

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Q: Whats a spanish teacher who cant speak spanish A: duhh. it called an english teacher

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why did Lucy fall down? she got hit with a hammer

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What's the difference between Neal Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neal Armstrong was the first man to WALK on the MOON, while Michael Jackson enjoyed touching young boys.

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WELCOME TO THE GARLIC BOYS SHOW! So kids, what are we gonna eat today? POTATOES! FUUUUUUU! Moral: You say tomata, I say WROOOOOOOONG, you say cheap I say your mother.

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Why did jasmine drop her shopping? And no its not because she did'nt have arms infact she did have arms she just did'nt have any hands

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Mike: Hey Dave knock knock Dave: Come in!

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How old is victor? Half past dead

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Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Okay

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Mickey Mouse peed on a house what color was it? It wasn't a color, or any pee for that matter. Mickey Mouse is a fictional character for children's amusement.

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(Insert short question here) (Insert long semi-irrelevant answer here)

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Dey see me boilin' Dey choppin' God I'm so fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juiiiiiiccccy! MR MCCANN

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One day there was 3 bears, a papa bear, a mama bear, and a baby bear. They were out swimming when suddenly a girl comes over to their house and tries to sit down. She sits on the big chair and says "too big", then she sits on the little chair and says "too small" and then sits on the medium chair and says "just right". Suddenly, the bears come back. Papa bear: "somebody has been sitting on my chair!" Baby bear "somebody has been sitting on my chair too!" Mama bear "somebody has been sitting on my chair, and she still here!" The girl says "Hi my name is Goldilocks." After about few minutes introducing each other, they ate dinner and they all had a great time.

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How many omish people did it take to screw in a lightbulb.

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