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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two gophers are in a tank One of them says how the heck do you drive this thing?

What do you call 5 white guys sitting on a bench? An effect of an overcrowded theme park

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because her husband was abusive and he killed her for not making him a sandwich. They had to take the body the the funeral home so she could have a proper ceremony. Her friends and family mourned her daeth.

Q: What did the bus driver say to the black man? A: Nothing, he simply greeted him with a nod, as he would do to any other person who chose to ride the bus.

What is the oppisite of water? Dry!

What's the difference between a black man and a Ginger? Their pigmentation.

What did one sexy babe say to the other? We are sexy

Why don't birds cry when they get hurt, lose a loved one, or watch opera? How the f*** should I know.

A guy walks into a bar. He must have been blind or something.

Sooo, when exactly did you become a man? Is this subject boring you?

Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

A plane crashed in the rainforest. The survivors all buried themselves because no survival equipment was left and they all sought to kill themselves in their deep state of shock and fear.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because his hands were amputated.

Why didn't gram-pa give his grandson a Birthday present? Because he had Alzheimer's and forgot about him.

why wouldn't the man's car work? because it was broken.

Who's Micheal Jackson?

What do you get when you skin a potato? A screaming kid with autism and no skin.

a teacher walked into a bar and when he walked out he went to his car and proceeded to take notes about the bible, not realising he's supposed to be writing notes from his English book... he's dyslexic and got punched in the eye while he was in the bar; did i mention he doesn't drink?

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What do you call a black man on the moon An astronaut

What's worse than failing a school test for Peter? Nothing, because he is asian.

Q: What do you call a bathtub? A: A bathtub

What do you say if you wake up and see your television floating around at night? Say,"I should probably get to sleep. This is probably an effect of sleep deprivation."

What's worse than finding an apple in your worm... I mean, a worm in your apple ? "Then I took an arrow to the knee" jokes.

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