what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

What do Selena and Justin, Kate and William, and Barack and Michelle all have in common? Nothing.

a man walks into a casino, it's the third time this week and he's contemplating suicide.

Whats the difference between an apple and a chicken? Many, many things

How do you save stop your soulmate from dying of cancer? Shoot them on the head.

How do you kill a Chinese hobo Shoot him

What should you do if you have a 10 inch penis? Subtly tell the world via an anti-joke

Ask me if I care. Do you care? No.

Roses are red Bacon is red Poems are hard Bacon

A man walks into a bar. Splash.

Q: Why do only 10% of women go to heaven? Your question is fundamentally wrong. Religion is a collective hallucination.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a school bus and died.

Why did ben 10's omnitrix or watch break? Because he kept slapping it.

Roses are blue, Violets are purple, I like chicken. Do you like chicken?

How do you get McFly into a Mini? McFly are a four member band and a mini has four seats so it's actually quite straightforward.

Knock Knock Who's there? The electrician, I'm here to fix your door bell.

yo Dawg I heard you like dogs... So I sent yo ass to prison and got an NFL contract

Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van.

How do you keep an idiot in suspense?

jack be nimble jack be quick jack is a parapeligic.....there's no need for more

What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? You don't have to cook an onion to eat it.

"Why do children's movies show everything in that happens in the movie in the trailer?" "The same reason I show children everything that's inside of my trailer."

What's worst that cancer? Murder porn

Q:Why was 6 afraid of seven? A:Because seven ate (eight) nine

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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