- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Knock knock?" "Who's there?" "Two dead kittens."

Q: How do you make Osama Bin Ladin happy? A: Take him out to a nice seafood dinner free of charge.

Donald Trump decided to run for President.

What happens to a blonde girl who is buying drugs off of a drug dealer? Nothing, she was an undercover police officer trying to arrest said drug dealers on the street.

What do you call someone who can legally murder? OJ Simpson

Do you know what the forest fire got for Christmas? Your house

A drunk man into a bar. He is ripping apart a family

A black man a white man and an asian man walk into a bar have a few drinks and on thier drive home run over a three year old little girl and here to month old sister and they go to prison for the rest of thier lives (they shouldn't of let the asian drive)

What time is it? 2:47 PM.

Roses are red, Violates are blue. I have an erection, and its lasted more then three hours

Do you believe that if I theoretically am unmatched in many ways, would feel less alone if I decided to become more like the rest?

What noise did Helen Keller make when she fell out of the window? None. She wasn't aware that she was falling and died immediately upon impact. @rowakaflocka

Why was the man arrested? He assaulted and raped an elderly woman at the local Walmart. He then proceeded to hijack the poor woman's Scooter and lead police on a 4 mile long car chase.

What do call the time things don't go the way you plan them? Reality. bitch

Why did the young boy hit the other young boy? Because the other young boy was bullying his friend and he thought it was time he should stand up for himself and take control of the situation.

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Why was Timmy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face

Why is it unpleasant to eat a meal with lots of basketball players? Because they will be focussing entirely on discussing tactics (especially if there is an upcoming game), and therefore will probably not be displaying good manners or making polite mealtime conversation.

why did tiarnan not ride hi bike to school today? Tiarnans dead

why cant the porcupine marry the balloon? ...neither one can talk.. obviously.

Why couldn't the farmer drive his tractor He had no arms why didn't he have arms Because he was a potato

Why did the old man lose his cane? He didnt. He had alzheimers

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