- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whate white and cant climb trees? powdered sugar

What kind of Mexican makes no money? A Mexican without a job.

There was a kid and one day he didnt do his homework...he failed.

How do you get the pesky neighborhood kids off your front lawn? Molest them.

Whats the difference between an apple and a chicken? Many, many things

Why didn't the baby come to daycare? Because his mother got killed by spongebob

why is brennan hart a dumbass idk ask his mom

Wanna hear the most repeated joke on anti jokes? Why did [insert name here] fall off the swing? Because he/she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not [insert name here].

I'm sorry but your child seems to have fractured his spinal column and can no longer control any part of his body below his neck.

What the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

What does a sock, pillow and a lamp have in common? -they all live underwater expect for the sock, pillow and lamp -Matt

What blew the baby's mind? Daddy's knuckles.

roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

Why did the boy drop his lolypop Because it tasted bad

What do you call an African man with no legs? Murderer

why did the boy laugh? cause he was reading this joke!

Why did the chicken cro- Oh. He got run over.

What is brown and sticky? A stick

Johnny: One day dad i will be tall like you! (Later that day johnny was found dead in a garbage bag)

Q: What does a psychic have in common with a stone? A: The bible decrees that psychics are witches and should be stoned and something topical about the stone.

Three men were on a plane. Oh wait. You probably already heard this one.

a man dyslexic into bar walks a

Yo mamma so fat she has to have anti biotics to keep her alive

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