- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man launch his rocket into the sun? He didn't. Overcoming the sun's orbital pull would require your rocket to travel ~7,400,000 mph, which is a velocity that is impossible for today's rockets to reach.

What do you do when life gives you lemons? You eat them.

Why do children go to school? Because they have to learn.

Whats the best thing about having sex with twenty eight year olds? There's twenty of them.

guess what my weiner dog did last night? pooped in my bed

What do you do if an elephant comes through your window? Pay For a new window

whats the hardest part about eating a vegitable getting your mouth around the wheelchair.

Your mamas so fat that she went to the doctor and he said she has a very high case of diabetes so now she's trying to excerise more and watching what she eats.

What did the homeless kid get for Christmas? Hypothermia.

whats white and sticky? a white stick

What is big green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree A pool table

knock knock whose there? you have AIDS

your moma is sao fat that she is gay . nope im sorry thats just mean.

What did the black man say to the white man? Hey, I like your shirt.

What would you call the flinstones if they were black? Ni**gers

What did the asian kid do before he got a blood test? He studied.

Why did the puppy get shot? It lived in Detroit.

What do you call a joke that isnt funny? This one.

Q: What did the 6 year old cancer patient say he wanted to be when he was older? A: Doesn't matter he died

Q: How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dog house, if your parents are a washing machine and a dryer? A: Trick Question, dog houses can't fly!

Q: What do you call a vacuum that doesn't suck stuff up? A: A broken vacuum.

why did suzie fall off the swing? because shes autistic and her mother likes to abuse her.

A terrorist robs a walrus.

Why did the plane crash? The Pilot Wash a Loaf of Bread

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