- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

i like going to public parks and watching the kids run and yell because they dont know im using blanks

A seal walks into a club. The man proceeds to skin it and sell the fur for profit.

Johnny: I saw you long time ago. You were quite the school clown back in the day. Boy I remember back when I was just a whipper snapper we used play around and goof around all day. Whatdya think? Richard: Shut up, motherfuckingbitch

A Gamer walks into the tavern, the bartender says to him, "just dont act like you control the place!"

Why did the doctor not make it to his appointment in time? Because he died in 9/11!

why did the clown cross the road? to kill everyone in the dark knight midnight premiere

An englishman, a scotsman and an irishman walk into a bar together. They sit down at the bar, and the barman says, "What is this, some kind of joke?!"

Yo mama's so fat, I gave her a compliment because we should embrace body acceptance.

What did the man say to his friend when he beat him in a game of billiards? Good Game.

Roses are red violets are red I think I'm bleeding It's getting in my eyes

A: Did you know that cashews come from a fruit? B: Not really. This is an interesting fact. Any other facts you have? A: yes ("A" was lying)

Yo mama is so stupid... She didn't graduate high school.

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand and says nothing to the man running the stand. Realizing that the duck might potentially keep patrons from approaching the stand, he packs up and moves elsewhere.

Racial Equality

Knock knock Whos there your son your son who holy shit dad just let me in

Do you want to hear a racist joke? I hate black people...

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Open up.

Which is heavier, a tonne of feathers or a tonne of lead? It doesn't matter when your loved ones are being torn apart by bears.

A man walks into a bar After months of rehab he is giving in to his drinking abuse again and will ruin his life as well as his family

How did the black guy get out of prison? Further evidence in the case was found which proved that the black guy was actually donating blood to a local blood drive for children with leukemia.

When the sun goes down... Most of the guys pants goes down too. Just be straight XD

How did the mexican cross the border? He went through border patroll, and then later became a legal citizen of North America

Why is my room black and white? Because your in a black and white movie.

What did the cookie ask the glass of milk? Will you wash me down

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