What do you call a mexican with a driveable lawnmower? Rather wealthy.. He must have a secure job to pay for a home with a lawn, and a lawnmower.

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Women's Rights

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Knock Knock! Who's there? I don't remember the rest of the joke but your mom's a whore.

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wnna here a joke, toby limbers playing basketball

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What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? You can't drown babies in roast beef.

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Sarah, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and even though she is a little sweaty At the moment, you realize what a beautiful woman she really is. You decide to ask her to marry You, and after she says yes, you two make passionate love in the front seat Of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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Knock, knock who's there? Not your Dad, because he left and created a better family.

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What do you call something green and fuzzy? Grass, I lied about the fuziness.

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A jew was walking down the street what did he see? the holocaust

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Q. How many grains of rice can you fit in an egg? A. Fire extinguisher.

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Why did Superman cross the road? I dunno.

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what do you get if you cross a scotsman , who knows nothing about football and a indian? Blackburn rovers, and a good night out

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No it doesnt..

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Why did the White man scream when he saw a Black man? Because he was scared.

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nathan your cats dead now...well hopefully

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One day 2 people were gonna fight after school and the final bell wrung then they started the mtch and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing that you say when you don't want to fight and ypu let the other person win?" The other guy says, "I give up?" Then the challenger says, " I WIN!!!"

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Sex education in Texas,

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Why did Michael Phelps drown? He didn't because he is the best swimmer in olympic history.

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What did the hispanic say to the black guy? I'm not sure. I wasn't listening because eavesdropping is rude.

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knock knock, whos there? the bum bum boys ready to dance :) ``~ ``sms

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Are you ready kids "Aye Aye Captain" I Can't hear you "AYE AYE CAPTAIN" Ohh... Who lives in a pineapple under the sea "Spongebob squarepants" Absorbant and yellow and porous is he "Spongebob Squarepants" If nautical nonsense be something you wish "Spongebob Squarepants" Then drop on the deck and flop like a fish "Spongebob Squarepants" READY Spongebob squarepants Spongebob squarepants Spongebob squarepants SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!

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Roses are brown. Violets are brown. Who pooped in my garden?

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Roses are Orange Violets are Green I'm Colorblind..

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Dont joke about the holocaust. My grandfather died there, he fell off the guard tower.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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