why did the boy eat his lunch money? it was his lunch!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.It got ran over by a bus.

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An Atheist sneezed. Everyone around him said, "God bless you." He thanked them and continued on with his day.

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what do you call a bunch of crap at the bottom of the ocean? A shitwreck!

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead

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How do you make a dead baby float? Two scoops of vanilla ice cream and two scoops of dead baby.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is both deaf and blind. Driving would be an extremely hazardous action for herself and other nearby drivers.

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I'm Coming

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Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

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What do you call your female dog? Your bitch

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In Soviet Russia you don't drive car, because the Soviet Union was disbanded in 1991

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Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Enough.

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Man walks into a hotel on Friday, Stays for three days and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? A. His horses name was Friday

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What is an offensive way to refer to black people from the time of the Flint Stones? Niggers

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What's the difference between a black man and a orange? One is a fruit and other isn't

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.... Knock, Knock, Who's there?: Not Sarah

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What did the hobo get for Christmas? Nothing

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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Two Scientologists walk into a bar. For $5,000 you can hear the rest of this joke.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas?? - Cancer

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How many blondes can you fit in a car? About 5 if you lift the arm rest.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Dead.

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Why did the boy jump off a cliff Because he was gay and committed suicide

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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