- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Hellen keller drive? Because she's a woman.

Your momma's so stupid she stuck a power cable up her ass. Shortly after she died

Cole likes to trim jaycie's butt pubes

A sign at the drug rehab centre said keep off the grass. Jimmy thought it was a joke. So the groundskeeper chopped his legs off.

You ask your friend if they want to hear a joke when they say yes tell them that thought you had a joke

In Soviet Russia, you drive the car, fill it up with gas, and park it. Just like in America.

Why are black people like trees? Because they fall down if you hit them multiple times with an axe.

How did the Cuban get into Florida? Well he got his passport and other papers, flew in, then went to Customs.

Why Was the student driver using his cell phone in the car? Because he had gotten in a mild accident with a midsized sedan so he was quickly dialing his AAA agent for roadside assistance so he can get back to his loving family and three children

A horse walks into a bar and sits down on a stool. He orders a beer. He drinks his beer and leaves. Life continues on as it was.

Why did the chicken croos the road? It didnt, my father caught him and cooked him for dinner.

Why can Randy Moss Jump so high? Because he trained to jump high.

How to you kill a pizza guy? Shoot him in the face.

An elephant walks into a bar. It was so big that it broke a lot of things.

What did the Jamacian say to his friends? Yo me Rastas' on de cloud shroud atta boy 9PM we rizzle into da hitasses bar and we order us da drink of "grandpa's cough medicince" me tinks, who grees wid my view od oftaday Rastas?

Knock knock. Who's there? Big Brother. Big Brother who? That's right. ALL are who, Akbar!

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? Because her mother inadvertently left the gate open while gardening.

A man with Tourettes walks into his Daughter's kindergarten classroom. Fortunately, he was able to control himself and refrain from any outbursts of profanity during the visit.

whats funnier than a dead baby? many things. a dead baby is a very sad and tragic thing.

What did God say to Adam and Eve? Be fruitful

why did the cow cross the road because pigs were not flying i had to write it hurts

Q-Why did the little boy feel hot? A-Because he faceplanted into a bonfire.

What do you call a newborn son? The proudest moment of your life. What do you call a newborn daughter? A disappointment.

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