- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Mexican cross the border? He was hoping to achieve greater economic prosperity and well-being for his family. penis.

Why did the boy fall over? Because he broke his leg. Why did the second boy fall over? Because he was having a seizure.

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A little boy falls into the mud Wanna hear a clean joke? He takes a bath with bubbles Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is Michal Jackson.

whats white and black, and red all over, kiren poping jacob cherry

What is the least funny thing in the world? This joke.

A cat walks into a bar. He orders some beer. The bartender asks, why the sad face. The cat replies, "I got laid off"

What do you do if you see a Mexican riding a bike? Say "Hello." It is polite.

Why lets go Mets? Lets go Yankees!

Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I have Alzheimer's Hey i just met you

Why was Jimmy upset? He wasn't.

What do you call a black man on the moon?? Never going to happen

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy had no hair because he had cancer and died 3 weeks later.

What has a black, blue, and red all over? Timmy. He was mugged, and vigorously raped.

what did the mexican do yesterday? bang your mom

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

Why did the retarded man fail his math test? He didn't study.

A man walks into a bar. Splash.

Son: Mommy can I have some cookies? Mom: Sure, they're on the top shelf! Son: But I don't have any arms! Mom: No arms, no cookies!

a man walked into a bar today he suffers from depression from his wife leaving him and taking custody of the children on the grounds that he is an alcoholic and is unfit to raise children

What do u call a black guy that sell drugs? A nigga

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom.

You're mama's SO stupid that when she applied to college, they were happy to help.

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