- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

your mother eats so many chocolates and sugary confectionary that i would recommend a check up the the dentist.

Why didn't Megan do her homework? Although Megan was an intelligent girl who had always done well academically, she remained unconvinced that anything taught in school held practical or philosophical importance.

How do you get rid of an STD? You give it to someone else.

How many pairs of underwear do I own? Seventy-nine.

roses are red, hills are green. i know you're ugly and i know I'm so mean.

Q: How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A: You murder her friends and family.

What did man who had diarrhea say to the other man? "I have to go to the toilet."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was heading to the funeral house to mourn his dead family.

A man walks into a bar and orders four shots. Before the bartender asks "If it really is that bad of a day". The man says "Yea I need this shit". The next day the bar is overwhelmed with police and investigators. The bartender had emptied a revolver in the tired business man's face and vanished.

what is black and white and read all over? A penguin in a blender

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Just kidding, he didn't cross the road, he had no legs.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daffodils are yellow, Flowers come in lots of colours...

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What do you call a boy with one arm one leg and an eye patch? Names

IKR! and I hear rondo and wade were in a fight too!

Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

OK, Billy went to his friend Fred in the tree. And then went inside to get a snack. Then Fred fell out of the Tree and.....landed on a comfy mattress.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

Why was the boy put on his socks? So he wouldn't get blisters.

What's the difference between Jews and pizza? One is an adherent to the religion of Judaism, and the other is a doughy bread topped with tomato sauce and cheese. They share virtually no similarities.

Q: What do you call a basement full of blondes? A: A whine cellar.

Q. How much Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? A. None, they just steal one.

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