How many lesbians does it take to change a lightbulb? One. But after she does this, se will probably have sex with another woman

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A. Big feet, you know what that means B. He has to order his shoes on line because they don't carry his size in stores.

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How many blondes does it take to screw a lightbulb? There's too little information to come up with a reasonable answer.

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A man takes a bite into a tuna casserole and burns his tounge. He is also a hermaphradite.

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Why did the girl fall off of the swings? Because I threw a refrigerator at her.

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. The fight began and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing you say when you don't want to fight anymore and you let the other person win?" The other guy says to the challanger, "I give up?" Then the challenger yells. "I WIN!"

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Women's rights.

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i remember when i was a child i wanted a skateboard but my parents would never buy me one so late one night i crept downstairs and got a hammer and some wood and i beat them to death my foster parents baught me 5 skateboards

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he took my chicken i shoot him in the foot and raped his dog

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Why did the all black baseball team beat the all white baseball team? Because the black team scored more runs than the white team.

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There are only three kind of people: people who can count and people that can't count

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What did the cat say when it was hungry? Meow.

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hey guess what? what ur gay! how did you know ive been in the closet for 5 years!?

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- Knock, knock. -- How many dead babies does it take to cross the street and walk into a bar? - That's an odd question to ask to a visitor. -- Your mom.

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Why was the boy laughing at Sally? Because Sally was a man

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"I see London; I see France..." "Wow. You must have exceptional eyesight."

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Why did the little girl fall off of the swing set? Because she didn't have any arms.

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Why did the kids put pirahnas in Mr. Hermann's fish tank? So they could eat him.

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What kind of horse can do a backflip? No kind of horse.

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Why did the giraffe fall over? Because I shot it with a bowling ball cannon,

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I needed to write an article about heart disease so I did some research. I learned a lot.

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Q: If you are debating whether to smoke marijuana, consider: what will your mother say when she finds your corpse? A: As a relatively harmless and non-addictive substance, Marijuana was most likely not the cause of my child’s death. It was probably AIDS.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a truck.

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a man was walking out side to get the news paper what happened next he picked up the newspaper

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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