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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does an Eagle and a Mole have in common? The are both of the kingdom Animalia, possessing many organ systems and cellular similarities. And they both live underground. Except for the Eagle.

Whats the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? You can't unload one with a pitchfork

Roses are red, violets are blue, if you didn't know that, go back to school.

what starts with 's' and ends in 'ex' and muslims get a stiffy from it semtex.

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers but at least i do not have Alzheimers

Q: John eats 50 cany bars, eats 45, how many does he have now? A: Diabetes

How come Asian's are so clever? Their baby food is blended textbook paste.

You're so ugly, when yo' mama dropped you off at school, she kissed your forehead and called you beautiful.

How do you kill a deer? You don't, you just let it be because that's what a decent human being would do.

why cant the porcupine marry the balloon? ...neither one can talk.. obviously.

Why was the house on fire? A dog peed on it.

Ask me about my wiener. How's your wiener? I don't have a wiener, I'm a woman.

why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black guy on a bike? Just because its not very nice.

Three men walk in to a bar, One ducked

Thats malarious! When something is so funny that... malaria

A guy named M.C. walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "wheres the food?" The bartender says, " its in your stomach."

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She is a woman ... Who is blind, deaf and mute Therefore considered a danger to herself And those around her.

jasper walks into a bar, he sees an elephant and can't believe his eyes. he says "HORGWARSH!"

What's black and white and red all over? A dead Zebra

He who laughs last gathers no moss.

Did you hear about the man with the bicycle? He was 2 tired.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? Two in the front, three in the back, and 278 in the ash tray/\.

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