- Anti Joke

Why did the little kid drop his ice cream? ...... Because he was startled by the pedophiles penis being shoved up his ass.

How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None they would just beat the room for being black.

what do call a large massacre of 1000000 people? a tragedy

Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is horrifically ugly its a truly sad thing and being the child of her you should be ashamed that you have not worked to help raise her self esteem

Why did moral man lose his superpowers? Because he read the pointless superpowers section and realized its pointless... Moral: yeah this is my power... :(

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

Why did the middle-aged lady have a heart attack? Years of heavy smoking, alcohol abuse and lack of exercise had taken its toll on her body, causing it to age prematurely. @JWest

What did Billy say to Jesus when he died? Nothing he went to hell. -Austin Conradt

Dude, you were so drunk last night that you got in a terrible car accident, and now you are paralyzed from the waste down for life.

9/11 jokes are just plane wrong

A blonde, a brunette and a red head are having a discussion on current issues. The brunette says she would like to see improvements in the environment. The red head says she would like to see the economy prosper. The blonde says she has to take a poop.

Why were our jokes deleted? Because it's anti-joke.

What's grammatically incorrect about this sentence? Nothing. I lied.

Roses are red, violets are blue, your Mom is a fake, she adopted you!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Don't you just hate it when a sentence doesn't end the way you octopus?

What do I have in common with your mum? We're in the same bed right now.

why did the chicken cross the road? there was a black man walking towards him

What did the Albino get for Christmas? Hair dye.

Yo mama so fat that she probably has a thyroid problem.

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What's worse then 10 dead babies in 1 tree? 1 dead baby in 10 trees...

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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Why did the girl eat a cookie? Because cookies are good.