- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a guy walkied into a bar... he really got hurt

What do you call someone who kills a black man? A murderer

I'm so punny.

What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

How many immature teenagers does it take to screw in a light bulb? Your Mum.

Three men were on a plane. Oh wait. You probably already heard this one.

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes.

What do you call a mexican with a driveable lawnmower? Rather wealthy.. He must have a secure job to pay for a home with a lawn, and a lawnmower.

When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

What did one lawyer say to the other? Your son's coming to my son's birthday party, right?

Q: How do you catch a squirrel? A: Throw a fridge at it

Whats the difference between Qantas and Malaysia Airlines? Qantas only looses money.

A horse and a penguin and a kangaroo come into a bar and order drinks from the bartender, who later gets fired for taking acid while working.

Why didn't jimmy get to eat his ice cream? Because he got hit by a bus

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was food on the other side

Why did the robot cross the road? Because It was bionically fused to the chicken.

(Played Basketball for 15 years) I TOLD YOU I'D QUIT WHEN LeBron Gets A RING

Violets are blue and/or violet Roses are red so's my blood, see?

If u give brandon a stick he will most likely poke u

A pretty funny pick-up line that probably doesn't work: "Hey, do you work at Little Caesar's? Because you're hot and I'm ready.

Once upon a time there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? dead parents.

whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

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