How old are you? 7

Whats worst than a cold? Being shot in the face repeatadly by a rocket launcher until death.

I used to say "I used to be an adventurer like you but then I took an arrow to the knee" like you but then I took an arrow in the knee.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? A lot.

Q: What is strange about Arabs? A: Very little.

Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

what's funnier than AIDS on a holocaust boy? everything. AIDS and the Holocaust are two terrible things.

Roses are red Violes are blue I am hot How bout you?

roses are red lemons are sour open your legs and give me an hour

One early Christmas morning i went downstairs. My mother told me that she had gotten me the ultimate stocking stuffer. It was a foot

what word starts with the letter N and ends with the letter R that you never wanna call a black person? Neighbor

what is fun to eat but dumb when its alive? A dumb yummy candy

You know what makes me smile? Facial muscles.

Ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

Why was 2 afraid of three Because it bigger

Why didn't the man go to the movies?? Because he likes pie.

What did the lady with Alzheimer's do yesterday She can't remember

why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

What's round and bounces A basketball No!!!!!!! You dummy!!! Then what? Boobies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yo mommas so dumb she took an IQ test and scored low on it

What happened to the couple that got married? They went on their honeymoon.

I'm a wise old man, so I'm aloud to touch you in the bathing suit area.

I had a terrible childhood. My mom abandoned me before I was born.

Why didn't Pat's grandma go to his birthday party? Because she died last night

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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