silver bullet?

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Just friends, they too pretend to be you and copy the way you write and express yourself, I told them to stop though, Azure threatened someone here a cultist of sorts I think, that does not exactly put us in a better light with the people that where getting our messages, and yes they are coded, I sincerely had no idea though,

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patient: Doctor, doctor, i think i'm a lemon. Doctor: racial segregation and presidency is my middle name.

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roses are red, violets are blue with a face like yours, you belong in a zoo but don't worry, cos I'll be there too not in the cage but laughing at you!

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This girl came up to me and said she recognized me from the vegetarian club. Her name was Jill.

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What has seven legs and cant walk? A paraplegic, and I lied about five of those legs.

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you can either take the test now or on monday. (hand movement)

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Hi! This is Ms.McGruder you two boys in my office at 3:00 p.m. today

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A penguin walked into a bar. Just kidding, it waddled at an increasingly fast rate.

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What happened to the child who's mother drank and took drugs while she was pregnant? Dead.

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whats the difference between a black rapist and a white rapist? the black rapist is black

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Whats worse than it raining on your birthday? 911

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why cant the kid find any friends? he was stranded in a desert.

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What happens when a bunch of animals break into your house... they eat you.

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what do you call 69 babies in one room? a room full of babies

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because earlier that day, the chicken was taking a shiit, and when he went to wipe, there was no toilet tissue, so he ran upstairs to his parents room, and shot them both with a shotgun, then he ate them while they were still gasping for air, then the neighbors heard the gunshots so they came over to make sure everything was alright, but little did they know that the chicken planned for it and they were electricuted to a crisp by the fence, oh yeah, why did the chicken cross the road? Because the store for chips was across the street

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from south park what do u call a jew on a rope no one ever said the answer, so my answer is a jew on a rope.

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A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

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So a little girl walked into a bar... A concerned adult then told the bartender. The bartender's name was Jim. Jim then asked the girl if she knew her phone number. The little girl said nothing and the bar tender was perplexed at the petrified look on the girls face. Jim the bartender then called the police and explained the situation.Once the girl was brought back to the police station it was learned that she had been missing for three months in a nearby county. The police then return to the bar to find that the owner had multiple kidnapped little girls in a cage under the bar that only he and the kidnapped girls knew about before the cops and Jim the bartender discovered it. The police then arrested The owner of the bar. He stood trial and was senteced to death row, he remains there today.

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What's Worse Than World War I 2 World War I's

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Why did the man need new glasses? He was thrown off a bridge by a leprechaun.

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Yo momma's so old, she lives in a nursing home and is on various medications that she needs to take to stay in optimum health.

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So, two men walk into a bar. But the midget walks under it.

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deez nuts

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