- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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(PC) What did the homosexual man say when accidently sat on a stick? Ouch.

What's worse then 2 dead monkeys? 3 dead monkeys!

What's the difference between a horse and a house? 1 letter.

why does the room smell bad? because there's a dead body under the bed

Roses are red Violets are blue This website is dumb Your mom is going to kill you

What's the difference between a Jew and a Canoe Well one is a human, beating heart, and the other is a small boat you row in

A kid finds a bag of heroine. He is a good Samaritan and asks the nearest junkie if it belonged to him.

What is funny? Your football official having a heart attack

Why does manure smell like poop? Because it is poop.

Why was the woman so hot? she was on fire

Bob: I have a funny knock knock joke, but you have to start it. Joe: Ok. Knock Knock. Bob: Who's there? Joe: Uhhhhhhh Bob: Exactly.

A man walked into a bar. He sat down, had a nice meal and went home relatively satisfied.

Q: Why did the boy have a bloody nose? A: Because a serial killer split his head in half with an axe.

What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? Virgin Mobile

What did the little calculator grow up to be? Nothing

What did the first ant say to the second ant? Nothing. Ants are incapable of communicating via speech.

Knock knock. "Whose there?" "Dave" Oh alright Dave, two seconds I have got to unlock the door~looks for and finds keys and unlocks door~ Hello Dave, sorry mate not been out yet so not been out, come in.........

Yes

[Set up] [No punch line]

Japan

A man crawled up to a water fountain but fell because he had no legs

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a school bus and died.

Why is our country going downhill? Because going uphill is harder.

Why was the little boy sad? -Because he was on Fire.

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