what is the opposite of underpants? overpants

What did the white man say to the group of black men when there was a golf ball coming at them? Stay there! You are in no immediate danger!

I had a submarine.... once

How did 3 fat women fit under 1 small umbrella and not get wet? It wasn't raining!

What did little Ben's mom give him for Christmas? Nothing. She died last month

In my opinion I am superior to you all in every single way,an opinion you might disagree with, but can respect. While on the other hand, I have no reason to respect and even less agree with your inferior opinions at all.

What did the cookie ask the glass of milk? Will you wash me down

what do you call a dog with no legs. It dosent matter it wont come

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There was a golfer at the field where people usually golf. he had a golf club. so did the man next to him. The man i spoke of first hit the guy that was next to him with a golf club. Why? because he was angry at the man for shoving socks down his daughters throat and extracted her eyes with a melon scooper. This should not be humorous, the girl got blood and eye juice on her fathers new shoes when she came home.

Why dont you ever see any black mermaids? Mermaids dont exist.

A man and his friend walk into a bar. The first man said to the bartender "I'll have a H2O, please." His friend said "Yeah, I'll have a H2O too." The bartended wasn't an idiot and was aware that he was in a bar, not a science lab, and handed them both a bottle of H2O. His friend still died.

What's grey and doesn't climb trees? A car park.

What's the difference bettween the holocaust and a bee, 6 million jews died during the holocaust. Bees make honey.

Why are soccer players sad? They couldn't play Football.

A dad says to his son "you better stop masturbating or youll go blind'. And the son says "dad im over here".

THERE'S THE IDENTITY THIEF GET HIM!

Roses r red, Violets r blue, u think id eva cry ova u?? I told u i luvd u, n u believed it true... Well guess wat baby? U got played 2 B)

What was the motto of the Holocaust? Yolo.

What's funnier than 3 midgets in a treehouse? A talented comedian.

If you die, and have 5 cents in your pocket, does the toast still land jelly side down?

How do you wake up Lady Gaga in the morning You poke her face

DEAD ON KANE ITS BEEN ALL YOU ABD CAOIMHIN

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't.

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