- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the baby flying? Because it's face was stapled to the propeller of a helicopter.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar

What was going through the man's head on the 51st floor when the first plane hit? The 52nd floor.

What do you call a puppy with all it's legs missing? Franklin, the quadraplegic puppy.

Why did jasmine drop her shopping? And no its not because she did'nt have arms infact she did have arms she just did'nt have any hands

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead... Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey... Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game...

Andi: I have a great knock-knock joke, but you need to start it. Jake: Okay...Knock-knock! Andi: Who's there? Jake: ...

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

a guy went to a bar and ordered a molotov cocktail. he died.

Roses are red, my binoculars are blue. When your window's open, i'm watching you.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven they say nothing to eachother because they are muffins and cannot speak if they did they would most likely be taken by the US government and studied and assumed to be alien life forms but anyway the muffins were taken out later and presumably eaten

A plane crashes in a polish cemetery the authorities have found 2000 bodies

Q: What's worse than finding out you have genital herpes? A: Finding out your grandmother gave them to you

a blonde does something stupid. she dies. its funny.

What do you call a lot of Chinese people in a confined place? A Chinese urban center.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

A man felt a pain in his stomach. He went to the doctor.

What is the similarity between John W. Booth and Pee Wee Herman? They both got arrested for shooting someone in the back of the head in the theater.

What isyellow and can't swim? a bulldozer

I like my women like bacon. Greasy and full of wrinkels

Knock Knock whos there? Semore Frickelson Semore Frickelson Who? What other Semore Frickelson do you know!? Let me in its freezing out here!

What happened when a Black man ran into a white supremacist? They exchanged insurance information

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Where did Jenny go after the explosion? Everywhere

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