What do you call a black person who was in the U.S. army and survived WWII? A veteran, considering he fought a war and is still alive.

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Q:What's worse than watching the show Jersey Shore? A:Nothing.

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A man walks into a bar and probably sustains serious head injuries and possibly a concussion as most bars are usually made out of solid metals such as iron or steel and is therefore not permitted by his doctor to engage in sports or other rigorous activities for an allotted period of time depending on the degree of his injury.

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Q: A policeman is working past a room. The window is too high to see in. The person hears "no John, don't", and then a gunshot. He rushes inside and sees a dead body on the floor with a gun beside him. Also in the room are a doctor, a lawyer and a priest. Without asking any questions, he immediately arrests the priest. Why? A: Because the priest is the only male in the room.

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What do you call black people working in a field? Farmers.

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Why did the boy fall of his bike? Becuase he was hit by a couch.

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What do you give a homeless person? Poop in a bottle.

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Why did Sally dance and record it on Vine? She did it for the Vine

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Why do things made by Glen taste so good? Because he has mastered the cream

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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why was one black guy surrounded by ten white guys...... he was a story teller.

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Ich bin nicht der Anführer

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What color is the bus? Yellow What color is the bus? Yellow What color is the bus? Yellow What color is the kid? Red because he got hit by the bus.

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what's the difference between a dolphin and a ghost? dolphins aren't ghosts!!

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? That's not funny.

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Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8 knifed 10.

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You're tearing apart, Lisa!

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What did Jim do after the police gave him a ticket? He followed them home and used their children's limbs to rape them.

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Why are many frogs green? Because yes they are.

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roses are red violets are blue i have no money could i have some

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why did the girl moan in pain? she got punched in the face.

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A man walks out of a bar. He didn't bring his driver's license, but managed to do a grand theft auto and unfortunately, crashed on the way home beacuse of a tree. Also, killed 12 people by car

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Why didnt the boy go to school? His mum threw a fridge at him!

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I went to a restaurant, but after I ate the food felt sick, then I remembered that I ordered penis with cum Popsicles so I knew it couldn't be the food

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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