- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whos a sick fuck? jake morris

whats worse than finding out there's mold in your bread? finding out the holocaust is in your bread

An older man and a young boy are holding hands and walking into the woods together. The boy looks up and say, "gee, I'm scared, it's dark in there." the old man answers, "Yeah, just think how I feel....I have to walk out of here alone!"

What's the difference between a bench and a black guy? A bench can support a family

How do you get a black kid to sleep? A cup of warm milk and maybe a lulluby should do it.

Why did the small 12 year old run away which a chicken. He felt like it and he was carrying bread which the chicken was allergic to.

What looks like mud, smells like mud and eats mud? An African

Why did I the granda fall out of her wheel chair?. She fell down the steps

Why did the man get a DUI? Because he was driving under the influence.

Potatoes have skin, i have skin, so therefore i must be a pig

What's the difference between an apple and a black person? Well theres a huge difference but they both taste good in peanutbutter

A baby seal walks into a club. :|

how do you call someone? use a phone

What did the three year old say when he dropped his milk? Shitting buggery!

You know what really grinds my gears? Insufficient lubricant.

Why doesn't Billy like his new step-dad? He's secretly a murderer and only Billy knows, he wants to tell the police but hes afraid to.

Ask me if im a truck are you a truck no

There is a man laying on the floor in a pool of blood and vomit, there is a broken beer bottle in a puddle of beer next to him. He thinks is a sponge.Purple

How do you get children to behave? Chop them up.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a bmw? I don't have a bmw in my garage.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I am blind.

What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

What does a black person call black friday? Friday.

Why did the pumpkin when orange is not a letter in Spanish? Because moon shoes are der milf

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