- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the scientist go to the hospital? because he was experimenting with dangerous chemicals, and they exploded in his unsuspecting face. He doesn't have skin now.

Why doesn't Batman exist? Because he was made up.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar, he doesn't let a minor disablity distract him from having a good time.

A Jew walks into a bar and says drinks are on me.

Why did old Mary fall off the cliff? There were no brakes on her wheelchair

How did the carpenter do on his exam? Poorly so his parents killed him.

What do you call a black midget in space? The first true example of how hard work, dedication and sacrifice can help you to achieve your goals.

How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

- How do you save a black man from drowning? - I don't know - Good!

Ask me Whats 2+2. ? Ok what's 2 plus 2 4 you dumb ass

Knock knock. After 1 and a half minutes of waiting, Phil assumes his friend is not home, and promptly leaves.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not intelligent enough to realize the hazardous dangers of crossing the street.

Knock, knock Whos there? docter doctor who? yes how did you know?

did you hear the joke about the vagina ....... you'll never get it

Jack and Jeff went up a hill to fetch a pail of water, They both turned gay, and had some sex, and now they have HIV

what do you call a black man in a cop car? a policeman

Knock Knock Whos there? Me. I am a psycopathic heroin addict, and i came to your house to violently rape you and kill your whole family. I dont have a family. Oh.

what's the difference between a jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your nuts with a jew.

What do mermaids wear? Nothing. Mermaids don't exist

What's white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? A refrigerator.

once upon a time, a bird fell in love with a fish.. they both died.

Why did little john fall off his bike? Somebody threw microwave oven at him.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? The one at the bottom is alive. What's worse than that? He's eating his way out. What's worse than that? He came back for seconds.

I don't want to hear another joke about female hygiene, PERIOD! -Lets go Mets

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