- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black man get for Christmas? A felony conviction.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was convicted of murder and rape

What's worst than getting hit by a car. -Getting hit by a truck.

A horse walks into a bar and the barman asks, "Why the long face?" The horse, being a horse and thus unable to speak or comprehend the complexities of conversation, does not reply and shits on the floor.

What's worse than r-a-p-e? Gang r-a-p-e.

what did the deaf guy say when the poor man asked how life was? the deaf guy didn't respond considering the fact that he was deaf and would never interact with a poor man.

how do you keep a monkey from stealing your banana? shoot it

im 14, over weight and spotty! you interested? .... im desperate:)

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am colorblind because Iam a dog.

Why did the boy dig a hole in the football field? He was blind and his parents were being quite irresponsible....However someone should probably fill in that hole, as that could be a hazard during a football game.

Why wouldn't Rose let go of Jack? Freddie told her that he was just a poor boy and nobody loves him.

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

What's brown,green got four legs and can fall out of a tree and kill you? A snooker table.

Lil Wayne's song 6 foot 7 foot was named after my wewe

A black person goes up to the drive through at popeye's, what did they say? Nothing, it was closed.

How do you stop the mailman from performing his daily routes? You fill his house with blood thirsty bobcats

Whats red and tastes like parsley? Not Red Parsley

Why did the chicken cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

Yo mamas so poor, she should probably find a source of consistent payment to support herself.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worse than finding two worms in your apple? Being raped with a cheese grater.

Today I wanted to make world peace.... So I killed everyone.

Why cant Stevie Wonder see his friends? Because he is married.

What's the difference between Timmy and a car? Timmy can be brutally murdered.

Q: What did the black kid get for Chirstmas? A: Your bike

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