How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You set the alarm for a reasonable time. - Louis

Why was the black man very rich? Because he was a lawyer who worked hard and was able to provide himself with a steady income.

What did the farmer say to little susie? I have a gun. Get in the car and dont scream or i will kill you

Whats black,white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

moonshine most none americans think its just when the moon shines we have another story

A black guy, a Mexican, an Arab and a white guy walk into a room and embrace cultural diversity.

Lil Wayne

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers but at least i do not have Alzheimers

What did the spoon say to the other spoon? Nothing, it is a spoon.

Whats green and miss centowski hates a gas chamber :D lets be friends

0 1 this is a sad sad world.

Q: What do you call a pair of dead babies lying on the ground? A: Slippers

So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

What's the difference between marmalade and jam?... you can't marmalade your dick down a girls throat.

Who is the fattest mexican on the earth? Not Osama because he's dead...and he wasn't mexican..

Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero? Because it is impossible, the answer is undefined.

What did the toy cowboy say to the man? Nothing, toys can't talk.

There's my tractor.

Why aren't there Olympics in Mexico? Idk Because everyone that can run jump or swim are already across the boarder.

What's more boring than watching grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

whats something naked and nailed to a cross? jesus, idiot.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To try to get the antidote for his dying baby chick.

wnna here a joke, toby limbers playing basketball

Alcoholic walks into a bar and then walks out because he promised his children and wife that he would straight out his life.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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