- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are black people scared of chainsaws? Because the chainsaws go run nigga nigga run.

What do all homosexuals have in common? Not much.

What brown and squishy? um um um um melted kit-kats

After going at it for several minutes, the teenager, with a big grin in his face, finally busted a nut during Thanksgiving dinner and was able to remove the walnut from its shell and enjoy it.

Why couldn't the mexican make a taco? He died.

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

Do you know whats funny to say to someone unless they're black. Your ma's in jail.

Whats worse than getting an "F" on a test? Stage diving with a kilt on.

What's wrong with black people? They tend to make mistakes, as do all humans

Why do all black people have AIDS? Because they deserve it.

Why am I constipated? I ate fiber glass insulation.

Who didn't allow the gorilla into the ballet studio? Whoever was in charge.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

A bear walks into a bar. The bear is then shot by the bartender with the shotgun kept under the counter.

A blonde goes to school, and completes a difficult math problem.

Why did little jimmy fall of his bike? His grandma threw the refrigarator at him.

What do you get if you put a baby in a blender? An Erection

Whats the difference between a penis and a vagina? Pancakes,

Hey you know what? What? Never mind.

What did the man with no head get for Christmas? Nothing he was dead

A teacher, a lawyer, and a doctor are all at the edge of the cliff. Then they jump off and die.

Why did the chicken cross the road? His family was being held hostage on the other side.

A man walks into a bar. He has a nice drink and leaves.

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