- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ask me if I'm a cucumber. Are you a cucumber? No.

Q: What say one therapist to a friend? A: I'm the rapist

Why did the skeleton cross the road? Because Apocalypse arrived and dead people now have the ability to walk.

What do you call a man with no arms and legs laying at your doorstep? Matt.

I took your mother out for a classy steak dinner. I decided not to call her agian because we weren't very compatible and the conversation was very superficial.

the person who wrote 1 under me is gay

What's the difference between a black man and a white man? The black man eats chicken.

Whats brown and smells bad poo

Why does the boy like ice-cream? It tastes good.

What did the little boy want to be when he grew up? A cone

A rabbai , a mexican , and a ginger are In a car going over a cliff. Which one dies? Who cares?

What did the drunk man say to the average civilian? Blahaahahahahahuhuh!

What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? They're both purple expect the rabbit

Why did little Lynn fall of her bike? Because she has no legs.

3 Women were on a desert Island, This Island was situated in the middle of the Atlantic so there was no hope of survival.

One time I said to my friend, "There are too many black people in this country." I forgot he was black.

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, You Have A Face That Belongs At The Zoo, Don't Worry I'll Be There With You, Not In The Cage But Laughing At You!!! :D

what's black and white and red all over? nothing... it's red

A:Who am i "RRRRRR' B:A pirate A:No im fetty wap

I'd love to submit an anti joke, but unfortunatley I don't own a computer.

what do u call a blonde in the libary? alexandra wallace

Two muffins are in the oven. They don't say anything because muffins can't talk. The end.

Q. Why dont people like rian mcreesh ? A. Because he smells bad and gives off a creepy vibe ...

Asian son: "I'm using a calculator for my math" Asian mother: "Why not you calculatnow!"

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