My dog dumps in my house she looks at me and says rut row

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why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

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A Irish leaves and bump in to a really tall the Irish sorry boss

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two peanuts walked into a bar they both sat down and immediately left once they found out the bar was serving peanuts.

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knock knock. Who is there? You have. You have who? Your entire family in my basement.

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How do you make a blond cry? You punch her in the face.

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what's worse than 24? 6 million.

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"Knock knock?" "Who's there?" "Two dead kittens."

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Why did t chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock, knock. Who's there? The chicken

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What rhymes with milk...milf

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What did George Washington say to Genghis Khan? Nothing they are both dead.

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what happens when a retard hits an iceberg with a gigantic boat? 1517 people die.

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Whats the difference between a dog and a bird? They both fly

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Im Tom and I'm an alcoholic...

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because he was forced, along with thousands of his poultry counterparts, on a march to meet their imminent death at a mass slaughterhouse. Upon being beheaded and processed, the meaty corpse was delivered to a local grocery store and cooked into a wholesome family dinner.

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What's worst than finding a worm in your apple Finding half a worm in your apple .....

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A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

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A black man wearing a belt. Oh, he has a shoelace!

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So a black guy goes to college and doesn't steal anything or rape anyone. He has a 4.0 GPA and is one of the smartest students at Harvard University.

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Why didn't Tyron run from the police? He had no legs.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was hit by a fridge.

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so theres a plane, inside the plane are 500 solid bricks one falls out, how many are left? 499 What are the three steps to putting an elephant into a refrigirator? Open the fridge, put in the elephant, close the fridge. What are the four steps to putting a dear in the fridge? Open the fridge, take out the elephant, put in the deer and then shut the fridge. It's Simba's birthday, what animal isn't there? The deer. its still in the fridge. a lady is walking across a street, she suddenly falls to the ground why? Because the brick hit her in the face. (:

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Whats from Hattersley? Someone who lives in Hattersley.

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Two pretzels were walking down an alley way, one was assaulted. In a instinctive move, the other quickly ran away and alerted the authorities. The assaulted pretzel was severely injured but slowly recovered covered from physical trauma and has now sought professional help to deal with it's great deal of post traumatic stress.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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