My three children are three big mistakes.

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam...

what has fore legs and cant fly a cat you idiot

Why did Sally fall off the swings? She has no arms. Knock knock Whose there? Not Sally, she has no arms

Q: Why did the black man drown? A: Because he couldn't swim.

why was the kid crying his dad is a alchoholic

What did the black guy do in the hood? walked down the street, bought the paper and watched Letterman.

Why was the little boy sad? -Because he was on Fire.

Why did the elephant cross the road? To run away from the angry chicken who was mad that he was slacking off work.

How do you take a picture of a man with a wooden leg? You can't take pictures with wooden legs.

What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

Q-Why did the little boy feel hot? A-Because he faceplanted into a bonfire.

What did the white man say to the group of mexicans when a golf ball was coming toward them? 4!

What did Chuck Testa do when he saw she had died of a heart attack? He cried and gave her a proper funeral and burial.

Why did Chuck Norris eat a sandwich? Because he was hungry.

What's the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl? You could always eat the bowling ball if you really had to.

How can you finally get your girlfriend to scream in the bedroom? Store the bodies there.

Why is a dog smarter than a human? Because you an asshole if you believe me

what do you get when you cross a red snugulo and a blue glurga? your on acid

That awkward moment when a sentence doesn't end the way you thought it gay unicorn

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks him "why the long face?" "All horses have long faces" he replied.

What do you call an animal killed on the side of the road? A false accusation towards an inanimate object that has no other purpose then providing a safe and smooth ride for drives all around the world.

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? a pilot.

Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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