- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did little Annie fall off the swing? Cause her penis was too heavy.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Two cows are out in a field grazing. One falls over and dies because it was unhealthy and was ravaged with a deadly disease. The other cow, which does not understand death, continues to graze until the farmer moves it back to the barn.

How did the chicken perform the bank robbery? It was crossing the road and cluelessly walked into a bank, and EVERYONE in that bank had Chickenphobia so they just GAVE him the money...

What did the mother say to her son? Nothing, she was dead.

dont be races! be like mario he is a italian plumer , he works for a white princess , catches coins like a jewish guy and he jumps like a black guy.

What did Justin beiber get for Christmas? A dildo.

I guess we will have to see, if I where to one day use my ways of thinking with the intention to become the most corrupt politician of them all, do you think I would succeed?

What happens when a fat guy falls ? Ohio has another earthquake.

Yo mama so old, she must take arthritus medicine to keep out of extreme pain.

What was Dillon's old name? Dillon, I lied about the old name part.

You're so ugly, when yo' mama dropped you off at school, she kissed your forehead and called you beautiful.

i have no friends actually now i fell bad ... anybody spare money for the bus ahhhhhhh kill me now

What did the bullet say to Bin-Laden? Suck it

Whites black white and red all over? The nazi flag.

What's worse than seven babies in a trashcan? Not much.

What do you call 1 black guy and 9 other white guys? Patrick Mills

What did the cat say to the other cat? Woof.

A man jumps of the roof of his building. The superindentant now owns the building and the man who jumped off the building has 59 fractures. Oh and he died.

What's big, black, and just knocked an 8 year old girl off of her bike? The refrigerator I just threw at her. (not all are white you know)

why did the 42 inch plasma screen blow-up 6 hours before the england match ? because it knows .

The Labour Party.

What do you get when you cross a Zebra with a Sheep? Hounded by a religious group for playing God.

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