Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pickles.

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Why did Susie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't she catch herself? She had no legs. What did she get for Christmas? Cancer. What did she get for her birthday? Nothing, she died.

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some magicians can walk on water, Chuck norris can swim in water, faster than the average man.

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What did the black boy wear for Halloween? A costume.

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There's an Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman. They are all trapped in a jail cell. Eventually they all starved to death.

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What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? Nothing, chimneys can't talk!

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What do you call a dog with no legs Nothing it won't come

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Is it a bird, Is it a plane, I don't know what it is but it's heading straight for the World Trade Centre

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roses are grey violets are grey i am a dog woof woof

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What's green and eats rocks? A green rock-eater.

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What's worse than falling in the mud whilst wearing a suit? Burying your parents.

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What's 2+2? Fish

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What do you do if you see a cat crossing the street? Hit it of course!

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people say i have big feet but you know what the say about people with big feet? :) big socks. sl

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A man drives home from a bar one night, He is under the influence and his reckless driving will costs many innocent people their lives.

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Whats dark, has an opening, and guys like to go into it? A Vagina

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Why couldn't little Billy fall asleep. Because Billy didn't have any counting skills to be able to coins sheep

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:)Knock Knock :(Whose's there? :)None ya :(None ya who? :)None ya dam business.

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two men write a poem one says quack the other says woof what is the middle of the number witch is amazing because who ever is reading this you are beautiful and have chucken food ion your cheek bone connected to the knee cap indeed i shall write on to you guys saying how lovley it is TO MAKE FIRENDS WITH CHICKENS

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What is Obamas favorite book? I don't know, ask him.

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What's worse than seeing Helen Keller behind the wheel of a car? Being run over by Helen Keller.

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how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 397, IF you have a big tounge

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

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A priest, a rabbi, and an iman all walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, some kind of joke? Muslims don't drink beer."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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