Roses are red. Violets are red. Daisies are red. WHY IS MY GARDEN ON FIRE?

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Q: What do you call a black person flying a plane? A: A pilot.

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Chlamydia

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A handicapped man walks into a bar...

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What do you call a penguin sliding down a hill how should i know.

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What's the difference between a duck? Both legs are of equal length, especially the right.

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Roses? are red Violets are blue, Kangaroos like Oranges, Poems suck, Refrigerator.

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what will hit the ground first an apple or Obama The apple, obama was stopped by a rope

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Why did the dog lick the boy's leg? Cause when the boy blew up his leg landed in the doghouse

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Yo momma so fat, she's dead.

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What is the difference between a black baby and a tractor? A tractor is heavy and a baby is not

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What do you call a man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk? A man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk.

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Interviewer: Are you currently a smoker? Applicant: Are you implying that I look like a chimney?

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What do you call Metta World Peace after he has hit somebody? Metta World War.

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If your mom is a teacher and your dad is a gynecologist, how many pancakes does it take to stack on top of a dog house roof? 12. Because footballs don't have feathers.

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Why did the Taxi crash? The cab driver was trying to remove the frog stapled to his face.

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Why did a black kid kill his teacher? No reason. That what they do

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What do you call a black priest? Father, and then whatever his name happens to be.

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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Knock knock who's there? Gary Glitter ?_?

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Shark week? More like owl week. Hoo!

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One day a baby hit himself on the head with a stuffed animal. I lied, it was a brick, so he died.

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BOYS ARE DUMB AND THEY SMELL FUNNY AND IM ANGRY

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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