- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

Sure, I was not born yesterday, sounds serious, what is it?

have you seen Helen Keller's bird house? neither has she

What did Jeff do to the bench? He sat on it

What did the sea say to the penguin? Nothing it just waved..

Laughter is the best medicine. No, Heroin is.

What's sad about a truck passing behind a duck? A: Behind the Duck were the Ducklings.

Why was the little girl crying in the woods at night? There was psychotic killer chasing her with a chainsaw.

What Would George Washington say if he were alive to day. why are all the slaves free?

How can you make sure your friend wont die of cancer? Decapitate him

A man walks into a bar. He realizes that he would need a designated driver if he would want to return home safely. So he then leaves.

Your mother's so fat that when she goes through rotating doors, the doors rotate around her.

An Octopus walked into a bar. He then died as he had been out of his natural habitat for an exceedingly long period of time. An octopus can only survive on land for 30 minutes.

Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: A kid fell in the mud.

What does God say when a balck person is person is borned? "Another burnt one"

Roses are gay, Violets are gay, I f*cked your mom You have aids.

What's worse than dieing? Not much.

Grease is the word that you heard it's got groove it's got meaning

What did the chipmunk say to the nut? I'm gonna eat you.

How do you drown a black? - pop their lips

We was all sat down at the table ready to eat then Gary must've said something to Lucy because she just burst into tears and left the table.

This Haiku is strange There is a dinosaur WOW Snuffleupagus

How man people does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1 an electrician

whats does a dog cat spider and rat have in common?the dog cat and rat are all mammals.Exept for the rat idiot!!you should have figured THAT out before!!!

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