What do you do when a burglar breaks into your house and tries to kill and rape you and you family? Nothing, he as an AK-47 and shoots you all dead and then has sex with your corpses.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock knock. I've got a gun. Knock kn [*BANG!*] [L]

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What's the difference between an elevator and a Mexican? An elevator helps society

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What happened to the Jew who went to France? He had a very enjoyable time and visited many of the remarkable landmarks around the country.

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What did the vampire use to make tea? Hot water, a kettle, and some nice green tea leaves given to him by his great uncle for kwanza.

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roses are gray, violets are grayer, f*ck this poem and listen to the slayer.

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In a nerd wedding they don't say "i do" They say "i accept the terms and conditions"

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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Do they censor Ass? TESTING TESTING ASS ASS ASS

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Bugsys back back back again with a brand new track cumming on megs back back back with a new boxing cap cap cap, stealing millions from banks having a wank coz hes a lanky cockney mong

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Why do I have a Virtual Boy?

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What do you call a black man with a lip desiese? Jumbo shrimp

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What do a Nazi and a Democrat have in common? They are both members of a highly supported political faction.

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Knock knock. whos their! Grammar police. We'd like to have a little chat.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he wanted to prove he wasn't chicken

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Who has two thumbs and lost them? Me but I can't really point at myself due to the lack of thumbs.

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Why did Li Chong get an A on his math test? He studied.

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A blind man walks past a fish market then says "why hello lady's" ????

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So i broke up with my girl, here her number... SIKE!! ITS THE WRONG NUMBAHHH!!!

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What characterizes a good joke? The lack of a punch line.

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the firefighter says to the other firefighter: hey firefighter, are we going to fight a fire?

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Do not lose hope, you have always considered me hard to get, while this time, I came to you. Next time too, I kinda owe you.

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I'm pretty sure this site has been taken over by 12 year olds... None of these are funny

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Why did the man crossed the busy road? Because he was sick of life.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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