Why did the boy drop his lolypop Because it tasted bad

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whats something you really wanna call a black person it starts with an "N" and ends in an "R" A. Friend i was joking about the "N" and "R"

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Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8-9-10.

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Why did the slut suck a dick? Because she's a slut.

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What do you do when you see a person sleeping at a bus stop? You fart on their head

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Why did little Sally throw a stick of butter out the window? Sally has a burning hatred for dairy products.

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Whats worse than getting a B+ in Biology? Getting raped by a scorpion.

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What did the hooker get for Christmas ? AIDS.

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What's long, black, and the tip is shaped like a mushroom? A mushroom.

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What do you get when you cross a Dachshund and a Nazi? Bestiality. Ew.

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A hooded black man walks into a Convenience store. He orders a cup of hot chocolate as it is very cold outside.

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How many dogs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None. Dogs don't have thumbs.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey Colorblindness isn't funny And neither are you

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Why do nascar drivers wreck Jeff gordon's bad racing Stupidity And kyle buschs great wrecking ability

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was nailed to the chicken

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There once was the worlds most important people on an airplane. All of them. They were a Boy Scout with a hiking pack, World's Oldest person, World's Smartest person, a Scientist who had the cure to cancer, and the World's Richest man. The Pilot told them that the plane was running out of gas and they would have to bail. But there was a problem, two people were going to have to die. They were only two parachutes short. So the Scientist grabbed one and said, "I'm the only one with the cure to cancer I've got lives to save." And he bails. Then the World's oldest person jumps out with a parachute saying, "I Still Have A Life To Live!!!" Then the Richest person realizes there is two parachutes left. He says, "I have the most money so I have to go because I could save America from going bankrupt." Grabs a chute and jumps. Then, the world's smartest person just happens to be so selfish and bails with the last Parachute. So the Pilot and and the Boy Scout were left. The pilot was kind enough to let the Kid go because he still had he longest life to live. But the kid said no, we could both go. The pilot said no you go. The kid was still being stubborn. And said No, we could both go, The world's smartest person took my back pack, there is one chute left, we could share it. And so they both jumped and landed safely on the ground. And that was the end of the World's smartest man.

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What did the cat say to the bird? Nothing. It's a cat.

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what didn't I do when making this joke? Read and agree to the terms of service.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he would like. The man says,"I'm feeling light today so I'll just have some H2O." The man's friend says,"I'm feeling the same. I'll have some H2O, too." The second man died.

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What's Black, White, and Red all over? A Cow in a giant blender...

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Why was a woman not considered in the role for a stunt driver? Because her skill level was not sufficient enough for the requirements.

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why didn't Lebron James give me a fourth quarter?...he forgot his wallet at home and didn't have any spare change.

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What do pebbles and Batman have in common. They're both pebbles. Except Batman.

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Why did the gay man sneek out of the brothel? Because he was ashamed of his well paying reception job

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Anti Joke

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