Old Macdonald had dyslexia IE IE O

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What is the difference between an Australian and an Ethiopian? One is from Australia the other is from Ethiopa

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How do you keep an idiot in suspense? You watch a suspenseful TV program and pause at the right moment.

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How do you get Sally of the swing? Throw a clown at her.

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What did the Albino say to the other albino? Due to heredity and our inheritance of Chromosomes causing albinism, We could be displaced in society but luckily, we have eachother. They went home and lived happily. But not ever after. That craps or normal people. (freaking albinos...)

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Why was the mohel touching the little boy's penis? Because that's his job!

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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A gorilla walks into a bar. It goes on a killing spree, and is promptly put down by animal control.

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What's worse than finding your whole family dead? Nothing. Finding your family dead is terrible.

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Why can't the man get a good jod? Because he did not go to college and there for did not get a good education.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Radley, I live next door.

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How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

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who can be more evil than the person who hit my nuts. Adolf Hitler.

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I used to be into necrophilia, bestiality, and sado-masochism; but then I realized I was just beating a dead horse.

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Whats long, green and falls out of trees? A canoe. Why did the old man fall out of the tree? He was in the canoe.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Walt disney Walks Into A Bar, The Bartender says "WOAH ITS WALT DISNEY!"

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what did the thief say to the man that lost his car? i stole your car.

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What's more likely to happen in 2011 than the rapture? Finding my real parents.

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What's hotter than a woman who is face down and ass up? A woman who isn't tying her shoes.

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Josh Moran sticks CD's up his dick to see how fun it is to give a boy anal.

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A blond, a brunet, and a red head jumped off a bridge. Which one hit the ground first? In order to solve this problem you would first need to figure out witch of the three had more of a body mass. Then you would need to calculate the accretion in case one brought along a cow. However, in the end the outcome is always the same: 3 dead bodies on impact and 3 mourning families.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue.. And IDGAF!

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