- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the lady answer the phone? She is deaf and mute.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

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Why did I laugh at a joke? Cuz it was funny

your mother is so fat, she possesses her own orbit

how do i know if my husband is cheating? beat him until he tells you

roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.

A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

whats worse than a chicken crossing the road 10 dead babies in a bucket

Whats long and black? The line at KFC.

What's the difference between a radio and a bowl of potato salad? If you put batteries on a radio you can turn it on and listen to some music. If you put batteries on a bowl of potato salad it's not gonna give you any music.

You know what the stupidest country in the world is? Equatorial Guinea

What did the Albino say to the other albino? Due to heredity and our inheritance of Chromosomes causing albinism, We could be displaced in society but luckily, we have eachother. They went home and lived happily. But not ever after. That craps or normal people. (freaking albinos...)

Whats cold and frozen? ice

hes climbing in your window, hes snatching your people up. Hes a fireman.

How you know when dislextic

The teachers cat is a fat cat and his name is ... why do even whant to know you stalker

Roses are red They can be white too Violets are not blue They are violet

What's the difference between a person who can differentiate an anti-joke from a joke and one who cannot? Other than being able to tell the difference between the two types of humour, it is impossible to tell, as no further information is given.

Roses are red Violets are blue Ebola is present And so are u

What do you call a woman who is addicted to crack, has a light mustache and huge saggy tits, has had 4 kids with 4 different fathers and makes her living giving hand-jobs behind the bus station? Mom.

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