- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What can never be seen by the owner, looks like Jesses mom, and smeels like shit. Jesses dick.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. ( to heaven )

A woman walks out of the kitchen.

have you seen stevie wonder's house. no? Well nethier has he you

Whats hard and long and used to penetrate women? A hypodermic needle.

what do you call a cat that cant meow? Charlie Sheen.

Q: Whats 5+5 A:10

What happened when the boy got caught with his hand in the cookie jar? He gets shot in the face by Santa.

whose a bitch? ian doyle's a bitch

What's the difference between Neal Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neal Armstrong was the first man to WALK on the MOON, while Michael Jackson enjoyed touching young boys.

Two Jews walk into a pub. They don't order a ham sandwich.

Roses are red Violets are blue I love you a lot But you're dead and I have unhealthy necrophiliac tendencies

why was the boy sad He was just abused by his parents and had aids

Yo mamma's so fat that the gravity required to keep her on the ground is significantly smaller than an average sized human.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being black

Why did the man wear a mask He had low self-esteem, and was ashamed of his facial appearance

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because KFC was hiring

Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti Only musicians will understand.

In Soviet Russia, you drive the car, fill it up with gas, and park it. Just like in America.

I love this website, oh shit Car Dead*

A family walks into a talent agency. Talen agent says "Okay, what's your act called?" Dad replies "The Aristocrats!"

Why did the chicken cross the road? His family was being held hostage on the other side.

Your mom is so fat, she weighs 732 kilograms.

what did one tree say to the other spruce up actually nothing because trees can't talk

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