How do you kill a blonde? Kick her off a cliff.

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what did the captcha response say to the man? ofdorno which.

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Your mother is so fat, she is at great risk for developing diabetes mellitus type 2.

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A bunch of teens were egging the house of their science teacher for giving them homework over break. They got caught by their teacher's ex-husband and he told them, "She broke up with me for telling her she was being too hard on her students. So, my friends, egg on!!!!!"

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Doctor, doctor, i feel like a pair of curtains. Well I'm going to refer you to a mental institute and forward this meeting to a specialist due to the schizophrenic attitude and belief you have. However, I will have to ask you to come back in tomorrow or later today for further tests as to why you feel this way. This is highly abnormal and should be fixed immediately. Another further concerns please contact me asap.

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What did the dog say to the tree? Bark.

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Why did the white policeman shoot all the black people in a house and not the white people Because the black guys were holding the white guys hostage

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Why didn't Jimmy do well at school? Because he was recently in a car accident, which severely damaged his brain, making it difficult for him to learn things, because of his severely damaged brain, which he got in a car accident, which he was recently involved in.

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There is two guys named tard and retard on a boat in shallow water. they both fall off. Who gets back up onto the boat? - Obviously Tard because ur dealing with a retard here.

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The other day I went into the bathroom to take a poo, It was Glorious I flushed the toilet and everything.

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what did the little girl with no legs and no arms get for christmas? Cancer

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A rooster lays an egg on the tip of a roof. Which side does it fall to? Roosters don't lay eggs

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Turkey Balls

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Roses are red, Your blood is too, Don't believe me? I WILL CUT YOU

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What did the parents say to their kid? You're adopted and we don't love you.

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Stop. Seriously stop.

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A priest, a rabbi and a mullah walk into a bar. The bartender looks at the three, laughs and says "Please leave now, God is dead"

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give me a gun or i will shoot you i dont know what with but i will kill you so run run or i will come and get you

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

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what goes in hard and comes out soft? bubblegum, what were you thinking?

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your mom is so ugly that she is still a virgin, you don't exist you are just a figment of my imagination.

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what did hayley say to missy last night? I'm tired bye

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What's round, has two hands, and tells time? Some fat guy I know, with a watch.

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Anti Joke

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