What did the duck say to the Pope? Quack.

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Whats worse than a bee sting? -Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? -The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? -Three bee stings.

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What did the man say to the other man? I would have no clue because I am deaf

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What did the bird say to the fence? Chirp.

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Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? He's dead.

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What did the sleepy man say to his wife? I'm sleepy.

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Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the bird.

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An Anthony eats a juicy pickle.

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What's the worst thing that can go wrong while trying to archieve something you desperately want? -Everything.

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? Because her mother inadvertently left the gate open while gardening.

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A piece of paper got wet. I stuck it over the fireplace to dry off, but it lit on fire.

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roses are red violets are black,why is your chest as flat as your back :O

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Whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? 15 minutes in the oven.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being black

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joe paterno doesn't walk into a police station

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why did stuart buy an ipad from the mall. because he wanted an ipad

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What's white and can't climb a tree? A Refrigerator

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Officer i'm dot nrunk, beriously you gotta selieve me!

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What happened when the boy got caught with his hand in the cookie jar? He gets shot in the face by Santa.

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9/11

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hi michael

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How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

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A man had two kids who he loved very much but would always come home in a bad mood. On a Friday after returning home, he tells his wife, "I hate my life," then proceeds to take his anger out on her. If you were expecting for this to be a joke, then you clearly have some messed up humor. Abuse in the household isn't to be taken lightly.

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Have you ever watched that show on Lifetime about that woman?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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