- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock "Who's there?" "Not Sally."

How many Terry Pratchetts does it take to change a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

Friend: Dude are you going to see the hunger games? Me: But i alreay seen it Friend: Dafuq? its not even out yet. Me: African children invented the hunger games. Friend: -.-

Q:How many dead babies fit in a bathtub? A:It depends on the bathtub, but if all of them were the same size, babies also differ in size and sometimes shape. If all bathtubs and babies are the same, the number would be 1, because every baby will be as big as the bathtub.

A fat black guy walks into a pet store and asks if he can have a chicken. The cashier says "what do you want a chicken for?" He says " I need to lose weight so I'm hoping to eat its all natural eggs" So the cashier gives him the chicken and the fat black guy lost 50 pounds.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house. "Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "The chicken"

We are few Nero, too few, if I want to split my money with you, would it help you find true happiness?

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? A wood chuck could chuck as much wood as a wood chuck would if a wood chuck could chuck wood.

How do you scare a blonde? Paint yourself yellow and call yourself big bird.

When were in a zombie apocalypse I will make sure to save you for 40 days and then I will sacrifice you

Why did the orphans kill timmy? timmy said a your mom joke.

Knock knock Fuck off!

whats better then a pile of dead babies? 2 piles of dead babies

How do you make a baby understand what you want? You color yourself purple, wear a yellow shirt, and do cart wheels while singing "The wheels on the bus go 'round and 'round!"

What do you call a mexican who works at a landscaping business? A hard working man who is trying to provide money for his family

What was in the magical purple teapot? Two dying pelicans.

What does a grandmas vagina taste like? I don't know -- nor do I want to.

rodents are bed violents are glue i have lysdexia and short attention spa

Who jumps the highest in basketball? The mascot because he has a trampoline.

Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting cow wh- SHUT UP!

Why couldn't the little boy tie his shoes? He had no arms

Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

what does a jet and plane have in common? the letter "e"

A bartender walks into a bar. I know what you're thinking. You think he works there but that is not correct. He works at a different bar. Anyways, he buys a few drinks and leaves. He was impressed with the service.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. *Knock knock* "Who's there?" "Not Sally."