- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Why did the little girl drop her ice cream? A. She dropped it as she got into the van

What wuld u do for a klondike bar? Nothing taste like shit.

really? are people insistantly so totally stupid? Now read that again and you may notice something. :P

What did the black kid down the road get for Christmas? Your Bike.

Is Yered a dumbass? YA

knock knock whose there? you have AIDS

The last person on Earth is sitting home alone when suddenly there is a knock at the door. Knock knock Who's there? silence Damn this joke got creepy...

i saw amango it splootered

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Interviewer: Are you currently a smoker? Applicant: Are you implying that I look like a chimney?

What do you call a group with one Jew and three Germans? Friends

Whats funny about a guy with no legs? I bought him a wheelchair.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic and so am i

Canadians

What do you call a man in a wall? Stuck.

Q: What did the 6 year old cancer patient say he wanted to be when he was older? A: Doesn't matter he died

They say time heals all wounds, yet my leg still had to be amputated.

What do you call a blonde at the beach? A dipthong.

Yo momma's so fat she went to Antartica and all the penguins were like, "Woah. You're fat."

What do you call a black man, an asian man, and a white man walking down the street? 3 men walking down the street.

how do you call someone? use a phone

What's black and white and red all over and can't go through a revolving door? A nun with a spear stuck in her head.

Brother : you see this hand Sister : yes Brother : if you dont leave ill slap you with it Sister : no you wont !SLAP!!!!

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