A Hispanic, a Caucasian, and an African American walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What is this, some kind of a joke?"

They say laughter is the best medicine but i've always found it hard to laugh at cancer.

Why did the spy cross the road? To get to the other hide.

a potato a chicken and a rooster ate a cat and you just wasted your time

A kid comes across an injured duck near a lake. Nevermind he doesn't see it he's really high.

"Do you like pie?" "No." "Do you like blueberries?" "No." "I have something you won't like." "Is it a blueberry pie?" "No, I shagged your wife last night".

Knock Knock. Come in.

What do you call a black man that is wearing a suit? Whatever his name happens to be

Me: Wanna play a game of red light and as I get closer to you, you get to call red light?? girl: Yea! okay, go! girl: green light!! Me: Sorry, firetrucks don't stop for red lights

Why was the little girl crying? Because she was hanging upside down from an oak tree.

Why did the white guy die because he had cancer

What's the difference between my dog and my wife? I respect my dog.

Whats the difference between a watermelon and babies I don't have a pile of dead watermelon in my basement

What do you call a bad yo mama joke? your mom

how many people with ADHD does it take to screw in a light bulb? wanna go ride bikes

Knock Knock Who's there? Eat a d!ck you sh!t fukk! I'm going have to ask you leave now

A guy walks into a bar. The second guy ducks.

A frog walks up to Steve, and says "Hey, Steve." Steve is terrified because a frog knows his name, and is walking.

Your mumma's so ugly. Period.

CJTheBEST Sticks and stones, May break my bones, Because i have osteoperosis

What happens when a baby stops crying? it dies.

What happens after Madeline McCann disappears. Jokes.

Q: What's black and hangs from a tree? A: A tire swing.

Brother: Where is my Guitar? Me: To the Left to The left Brother : No its not Me: Everything you own in the box to the to the left Brother : Im telling Mom Me: In the Closet Thats my stuff and if i bought please don't touch Brother: *Opens Closet* This is all Mine! Me: *Takes off headphones*? Huh? Brother: Nevermind - _ -

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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