- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roes are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesn't rhyme, You're entire family has died. The plane that they were on went down due to a flock of geese getting sucked into the engine. They were visiting you for your twenty fifth birthday and wanted to surprise you. there were no survivors.

Doctor: You want the good news or bad news? Patient: Bad news. Doctor: You have terminal cancer. Patient: What's the good news? Doctor: You have AIDS.

In a stranded island, a plane crashes. Only one man survives. He asks himself "Where do I bury everybody else?" The others proceed to look at him strangely. He was the only surviving male.

-Have you ever seen an elephant hidden behind a thread? -No. -How come you're seeing it, he's hidden.

what did the cat say to the dog? I turded out my crap hole

What has four legs in the morning, three at noon, and two in the evening? A baby with leprosy.

Como estan lo que sienta in el tarea de tomo caliente? A. Los sientos! ~ this is why nobody likes Spanish

How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

- have you heard about the guy who got the left side off the body cut off? - no. - He died

Why do women wear perfume and makeup? They smell bad and they're ugly.

Q: Why did the Little girl fall off the swing set? A: She was Shot in the face.

What did the Turkey say on Thanksgiving? Gobble gobble.

What did the black guy say to the white guy? The black guy said, "hello". They then proceeded to have a normal conversation.

Why do black people always sit in the back of the bus? There aren't any available seats in the front.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was the only way to get across

three black teenagers went to the cinema to watch twilight

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

Q:Why does poop stink? A: it comes from butts.

Never mail in your wished to a genie, he may be dyslexic.

Why does a squirel swim on his back? Because it was trying to keep his nuts clean

I like to give help to people, expecting that they will be my slaves for life.

What's more absurd than a goldfish astronaut? A jew that cares about palestinians

whats the diferrence between a bush and an old lady? it be wierd if a bush had an old lady.

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