What is the difference between a bright red Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

I cried because I had no shoes until I met a man with no feet... ...then I made fun of him and laughed.

So seriously you have never ever played videogames before?

How many ADD kids does it take to screw...

Knock Knock Who's there? The KKK, got any blacks?

How do you kill a blonde? Tell her she can breath underwater.

What did the Hungarian say before he went to bed? "I'm going to bed," but he said it in Hungarian.

Roses are red Violets are blue Chrome won't stop crashing randomly F*ck Chrome

The song Barbra Streisand has more than 2 words.

Why wouldn't Leena sleep with Ole? Because she thought him to be a dumb, ugly, Scandinavian.

Why do black guys always have sex on their mind? Because they are men.

why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7-8-9

why did your mom die? Cuz i killed her

What is small, red all over and gets shorter by the second? A baby cutting its hair with a potato peeler

Why did the wolf cry boy? Cause he was a pedifile.

Salt: "Hi there!" Slug: "AAÀAAAAAAAAAGGGHHHHH!!!" *dies*

A lesbian couple, a straight couple, and a gay couple walk into a bar. They enjoy their drinks and camaraderie.

Hello.

What did the dealer say to the addict? Sup.

What happened to the woman who walked down a dark alley way? She found a lolly.

A lesbian and a gay both lie about there gender on eharmony, trying to get a date with someone there own gender. By coincedene, they get matched and go on a date, and both of them realize how weird this situation is and go home.

Two black guys run into a bank with guns. They place them in their pre-payed safety deposit boxes and continue on their way as they were falling behind on their schedule.

Knock Knock Who's there? Ben, you just called me. Aren't we supposed to go jogging. Oh yea, I lost track of time. Is it cold out? Yea it is. You should bring a jacket. Alright, can you get me a water? Yea, no problem. Thankyou.

Three black men was in a car. They were going on holiday.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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