- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red, violets are blue, {insert name here} is f**ked up, (s)he want to have sex with you

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE HERE'S A KNIFE KILL YOURSELF KANE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A catholic priest and Jerry Sandusky walk out of an elementary school.

What did jimmy say when his brother had been mean to him all day and he was about to get a straw and his brother took the last one? That was the last straw!

ill have a no.9 a n.9 large

What do you call it when the Doctor goes back in time to meet himself? A pair o' Docs. What do you call it when Shaquille O'Neil goes back in time to meet himself? Shaquille O'Neil can't go back in time.

I wouldn't consider the Titanic sinking to be a disaster, ????It is better down where it is wetter under the sea! ????.

Whats brown and rhyme's with "Snoop?" Dr. Dre

A scantily dressed woman is standing at an intersection. She is a prostitute.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, when the bass droped, my balls did too.

knock knock who's there boo boo who why are you crying it's just a joke

A middle aged woman walks into a bar. Its Friday and there is a breeze in the air. She leaves shortly thereafter.

What's another word for Manslaughter? My new Hobby

Your big dick.

What do joe greene and joe biden have in common? Their first name

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for his birthday? A bike

What did Zeus say to Hades? Nothing. Both are mythological beings created by the Greek civilization to explain why many things in the world happened, mostly because of a lack of modern science.

A man walks into a bar. Something funny happens.

How many pancakes can you fit into a gopher hole? Red - because ice cream doesn't have any bones.

If life gives you melons. You may be dyslexic.

I touch my sons dick XoXo Wendy.

How many zombies can you kill at once? about one or two unless your Chuck Norris with unlimited powers.

What do you call a girl with one leg? Eileen

Get a life besides thumbing down statements telling you advice.........

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