- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black, smoking, and sitting at the top of the stairs? Steven Hawking after a house fire.

This is SPARTA! SPARTA? THIS IS MADNESS! (kicks guy down well) What is hurt! Baby dont love me, dont love me, no more. Moral: The funny thing is probably that the line makes a lot more sense all of sudden does it not?

Why is the interesting goat so talented at chess? He's Bobby Fischer's dad.

Whats 2 Plus 2? God Just Solve It.

Roses are red violets are blue i have aids and now so do you

Knock, Knock... Whose there? No one... you have no friends.

How do you scare a plumber? Kill his family.

what do you call a fat man standing in the middle of the street a fat man

a man dyslexic into bar walks a

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

What you call it when 8 goes over 4? An improper fraction.

Why did the man give money to the Jew? Why would a man give money to a Jew?

why does pink turn into blue it doesnt you just get hit by a frigde because you cried whe you got shot several times

What's invisible? A lot of stuff.

Whats worse the losing your 3 kids, your lovely beautiful wife, and your trusty dog, all your belongings and in a house fire while you're at work? Nothing

How do you confuse a girl? Easily.

Why does Gandalf have special powers? Because Dumbledore died.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike.

why did sally fall off a swing she had no arms knock knock who's there not sally

Why was Samuel L. Jackson so tired of those motherfing snakes on that motherfing plane? Because if snakes are loose on a plane, they might bite you.

A small black boy was walking down the street. He ran into a police officer and the police officer shot him, why? A: Because the officer was racist.

Why was Joe afraid of Steve? Because Steve raped and killed all of Joe's three children two weeks ago.

What had 82 eyes, 7 mouths, and sings the blues? Nothing, the described creature does not exist.

If life throws you cars, you are probably on LSD.

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