I recently sent 10 puns to a joke website, hoping that one of them would win a competition. Unfortunately, they were deemed offensive.

What did the teacher say to the other teacher? We are both teachers. -Del Primm

Why is the sky blue? You like men.

what does pedobear get for christmas ? nothing he's the one giving love to all kids .

What do you call the offspring of a gerbil and a hamster? Whatever you want.

Whats worse than getting shot? Getting shot twice.

If you woke up in the morning feeling like P Diddy, get tested. Immediately.

What's funny about your mom? Nothing, she died three weeks ago.

Knock Knock. Whose there? The IRS. All your base are belong to us.

Whats long and hard? a baseball bat

What do you call a bird that can't fly? an ostrich

There are two jews in an oven. One says "It sure is hot in here" and the other says "AHH A TALKING JEW"

knock knock whos there? andy andy who? andy gold hi come in

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Were both lawyers.

what is worse than gay sex wiping your ass with sandpaper

Why is elmo sad? He was brutally raped by Dora :D

Q: What happens when you divide by zero. A: You get a complex kind of infinite.

Schrodinger's cat walks into a bar. And doesn't.

whats worse than a 6 dead babies in a dumpster? You were babysitting them.

Two guys walk into a bar. They are knocked out and rushe to hospital because the bar was metal.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had legs.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

What's the difference between a bench and a black man? The black man is alive.

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? Everything.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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