- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's better than winning the special Olympics? Getting laid at the special Olympics.

How many black people does it take to for there to be a murder? None. A murder is a group of crows,not black people.

Why did the plane crash? Because a tomato was the pilot.

Why was a black man in a police car? He is a police officer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? For no specific reason, Chickens don't think much.

What do you call a mailman who doesn't deliver mail? Unemployed

Why didn't the boy cross the street? He didn't have legs

roses are red, violets are blue, if ruddell was black, he would smell of poo.

Q: why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: He had no arms Q: Why couldn't he get up? A: He died when he hit the ground

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

It's raining, its pouring, the old man is snoring. He bumps his head, and is quickly rushed to the ER for serious head trauma

How do you make a mime make noise? Throw a brick at his face

one man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. when he was drinking the beer he choked and died

Knock Knock! Who is there? I am the milkman and I have your milk.

Why'd Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's There Not Sally Why was the boy sad? Because he dropped his ice cream cone Why'd he drop his ice cream cone? Because he got ran over by a bus Why'd he get run over by a bus? BECAUSE SALLY WAS DRIVING

What do you say when your hot chocolate is to hot? This hot chocolate is too hot.

Why was the baby crying? Because he was tied to a railroad track. How did the baby die? He had a bomb strapped to him. How did the bomb explode? It got ran over by a train.

What do you call a white guy? A caucasion man.

What came first... the chicken or the egg? How am I supposed to know?

What was Joe's old name? Joe, I lied about the old part.

these jokes are not funny but there funny because there not funny aaaaaaaa pissing me off

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