Why did the chicken cross the road? So he wouldn't become rotisserie with a side of hash brown.

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A stranger pulls up next to a little boy walking home from school. The stranger offers the boy a ride home. The boy says yes, gets in the car, and is driven home as promised

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Why did the blond cross the road? The police officer who arrested her for shoplifting parked his car on the other side of the street.

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An alcoholic walks into a bar. He wakes up the next morning in a jail cell covered in blood. 3rd time this week.

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What's brown and sticky? Syrup.

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Why did the chicken attempt to cross the road? To see if it could.

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Tifa my ass, if that is your name buddy, then I am Nicholas Cage, or why do you not just call me Cloud Strife? Seriously, if you are a guy just say it and get lost, I will still honor my agreement and show up and see what I can do for your little order though, you pay the trip and the stay of course.

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What do you do when you find a black guy bleeding on your porch? You should call an ambulance! This man is hurt!

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The funniest thing happened in my dream last night, i dreamed that banks would stop ripping people off and start treating people like humans. How wierd is that :D

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A man walked into a blind child's house and made him see again. He stepped outside, walked into traffic, and died as he was not used to the light.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He believed pedestrians had the right

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A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'Why the long face?' The horse replies 'I've got AIDS.'

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How many dead babies can you fit in a trunk? 37.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Not Harry Styles! - Louis

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Which is heavier, a tonne of feathers or a tonne of lead? It doesn't matter when your loved ones are being torn apart by bears.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Nobody..

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Roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers the middle one is for you.

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Q: What do you call a black person living in the United States? A: An African American.

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Why was the chair spinning Cause it wants to

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What's the best thing about Windows OS? It's very versatile and can run a wide selection of programs, tools, and games.

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what's the worst way to fall asleep? sad. it makes you lose sleep.

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It is so hot out here, that it could melt an ice cube that was once in the freezer!

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What did the fish say when he swam into the wall? DAM!

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why does clive keep getting crunk? because no girl satisfies him as much as geros

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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