- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

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I got stopped for speeding the other day. The policeman said I had to pay a £50 fine. I was gutted. However, later that night I had amazing sex with my wife, which helped me to take my mind off things a bit.

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What do grass and deer have in common? They're both green I lied about the deer

Why did the boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a brick at him.

How many Stephen Hawkings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He can't.

Whats the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Pfft. Stupid. Apples are for healthy people. Go for the ice cream. There's no worms in that.

Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken? That one! Grandma, that's a hobo. Put your glasses on.

what happened to the girl that didn't forward the threatening chain text to ten people? nothing.

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Why did the catholic preist take all the little boys out in the woods? They were going on a camping trip.

Why couldn't Jimmy go bowling with the rest of his friends? His parents shot him.

Joker: You wanna know how I got these scars Me: The Bat... Joker: The Batman!

whats the diffrences between black people and a tire nothin

I like school Said no one ever.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a giant scorpion.

what do you call cheese that isn't yours? not your cheese, you probably stole it.

How do you make a clown sad? You kill his family.

Why did the Muslim man get on a plane? Because he was going on vacation

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why did a guy try to rob me? because he was black.

What's red and smells like blue paint? Fetus Blood. Due to the low concentration of iron, it gives it an aroma of paint.

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