Is that a banana in your pocket, or do you just have an erection?

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What's disabled and red all over. The kid I hit with my car.

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When life hands you lemons you can't make lemonade, Sugar and Water are two other key ingredients that were not included with the lemons.

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What did the rapist say to the child? Contrary to popular belief, I am just a kind old man that likes to hand out sweets to disadvantaged young children. I only got dubbed a rapist when a child crawled into the back of my van as I drove off; the fact that his abusive father was the one who raped him is not my fault.

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, as asks the man running the stand, "Hey, got any grapes?" The man suffers a heart attack from the shock of a talking duck

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Why did the boy jump of the cliff? He was following the others

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Q: How many Jewish people can fit in a four door sedan? A: 4, or possibly 5, depending on the sedan's optional seating, and depending on whether the gentleman are comfortable enough with each other to scoot closer to allow a 5th friend to join in.

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You're rowing a canoe upstream and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes can you fit in a dog house? None because icecream doesn't have bones.

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What is worse than being paralyzed from the neck down Nothing

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What did the squirrel say to Justin Bieber? We both enjoy nuts.

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What do you call a cat with 1 eye, 4 legs, and its tongue out? Road kill.

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Why was the nympho sweating in the park? Because they were having sex on the bench.

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Knock knock whose there alzheimers alzheimers who get in the van

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died.

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A man went skydiving and tragically died.

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Why did the plane to New York not land? It was redirected to Boston because of inclement weather.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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Why does Obama not want to get buried? because he's still alive

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock...

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knock knock who's there ... '*Opens the door slowly* SUPRISE BUTT SEX!

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A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar. The rabbi says "ow my head"

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Did you hear about the circus fire? Yes, apparently there were no casualties but all their props and equipment were destroyed, which will set the company back financially, even with the insurance.

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what's worse than pie? alot of things.

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A blind man walked into a bar. Quite literally.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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