Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to

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Your mom goes to college. Actually, she graduated a while back!

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

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Stripper went to strip club to ask for work. - It was closed

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how do you wake up a really old man? you dont, he's probably already dead.

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Why didn't the boy cross the road? Because there was traffic moving at high speed and he didn't want to be paralyzed from the waist down

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what happened to the girl that didn't forward the threatening chain text to ten people? nothing.

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Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Pfft. Stupid. Apples are for healthy people. Go for the ice cream. There's no worms in that.

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I like school Said no one ever.

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what do you call cheese that isn't yours? not your cheese, you probably stole it.

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whats the diffrences between black people and a tire nothin

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Whats the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

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I got stopped for speeding the other day. The policeman said I had to pay a £50 fine. I was gutted. However, later that night I had amazing sex with my wife, which helped me to take my mind off things a bit.

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Japan

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a brick at him.

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How do you make a clown sad? You kill his family.

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Why couldn't Jimmy go bowling with the rest of his friends? His parents shot him.

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Joker: You wanna know how I got these scars Me: The Bat... Joker: The Batman!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken? That one! Grandma, that's a hobo. Put your glasses on.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a giant scorpion.

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why did a guy try to rob me? because he was black.

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Why did the catholic preist take all the little boys out in the woods? They were going on a camping trip.

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How many Stephen Hawkings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He can't.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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