One day there was 2 black guys in hoodys with knives in there hand. They tapped me on the shoulder and took my groceries. They then made me a jam sandwich and went on there way

Q: How do Hellen Keller's parents punish her? A: They give her a timeout

Once upon a time a guy took his pants off why because he was touching himself

why do you throw the baby up the tree??. to get me ball back.

what do you call the quadriplegic man who went water skiing? Skip

I was jacking off I don't use my hand tho, I just use my gf's vagiina

What sound did the Moon Man say to the Moon Woman? Nothing, there isn't an atmosphere so sound cannot travel.

What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are the same.

A Christian walks into a bar . . . mitzvah.

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Me: What day is it? Rebecca Black: Tuesday

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the user is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Did you hear about the blonde that crashed her car? No. Is she okay?

You are joking right?

how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? open the door and put him in.

What's worse than seven babies in a trashcan? Not much.

What do you call a bug stepped on 47 times, then burned to a crisp? Dead

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are polemicists.

The closest I've been to an animal charity was when I walked past it to by myself a fur coat

How do you get your dog to give you a blow job? You have to force him.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? The Holocaust.

I couldn't afford haircuts so I purposely contracted cancer

What's Worse Than Falling Over? .......Rape.

asians have slitted eyes lol

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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