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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? Two in the front, three in the back, and 278 in the ash tray/\.

A man walks into a bar. He sits down and orders a drink. The bartender gives him a drink. The man walks out of the bar. He drives home and slaps his wife. Alcohol is destroying his marriage.

A white player in the NBA. Wait...

what is worse than joel an infested asshole

What animal wouldn't you want to play games with? Probably none of them. They are animals and incapable of playing board games.

How do you fit a giraffe into a refrigerator? You cut it into pieces.

A man decided it was time to quit his job so he put his 2 weeks in and went to look for another job.

A man walks into a bar at 4:00 PM NO it was actually 4:01 because my clock is messed up and My dad likes cheese plus pie

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Whose. There? Not Susie.

How did the black man start his car? He turned on the emission and lightly leaned his foot on either the accelerator or reverse pedal, depending on the position of the car.

"You're not very subtle, are you?" asked Nyacinth of the Prince. "Coo-fif," replied the Prince, a sly smile on his face.

How do you stop a black man from running? You shoot his knee caps.

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

A cow and a goat are at the top of a hill. The cow starts to eat the grass, and the goat says, "Hey! That's mine!"

Who loves George Clooney? George Clooney

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a canoe at him.

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? statutory rape

what is the difference of a bag of dead babies and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

What's the difference between a cat and a dog? They are different species... do i really need to explain the difference??

What did one duck say to the other duck? Quack.

Q: Whats horny and likes your leg? A: My dog.

A guy named M.C. walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "wheres the food?" The bartender says, " its in your stomach."

why did the boy drop his icecream?? he got hit by a bus

Why did the mexican cross the street? Because the next lawn to mow was in a different neighborhood

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