- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do we call Osama? Osama

An Irishman walked out of a bar

Why was the man in a great deal of pain? Because he was hit in the face with a sack of potatoes.

what is the difference between a bucket of shit and a black person? the bucket the bucket

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what is the opposite of underpants? overpants

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken is now getting flowers for her dead children that got hit buy multiple cars, also the chicken is a human mother.

What would the Swatch be called if it was made by a Croatian company? A Crwatch.

Q:Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A:Because it wa dead!!!!!!

So this chick meets a guy at a bar. They never greet each other and the drive home sober.

You know you're a redneck when you come from a rural area and behave as such.

What do you call a successful black man who owns millions? Either a criminal or a fictional character.

Roses r red, Violets r blue, u think id eva cry ova u?? I told u i luvd u, n u believed it true... Well guess wat baby? U got played 2 B)

What do two zebras look like next to each other? Two zebras

rose are red so is u want to know why because i shot her

Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have STD's, Now so do you!

what are the best kind of bees none they sting and hurt like hell

Q: Santa Clause, the Tooth Fairy, and a rich mexican jump out of the plane at the same time. Who hit the ground first? A: The answer is none of the above, because they don't exist.

what is so funny about billy? nothing he is dead and if you laught at him you are the biggest jerk by: Brennan pickrell

Q: Why did Sarah fall off the swings? A: She had no arms Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

What's worse than failing a school test for Peter? Nothing, because he is asian.

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