- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the hooker say to the black guy? How long do you want it for?

WHAT DOES A NUMBER DO WHEN IT'S HORNE? MATHDERBATION

What's better than a stick? A stone

Q: why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: He had no arms Q: Why couldn't he get up? A: He died when he hit the ground

Why was the boy embarrassed when he opened his parents' bedroom door? Because he had been trying the door for several minutes until he realized he was pushing instead of pulling.

Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill? ... To get to the bottom.

why did the little girl scream?She was afraid of clowns and hated small cars running around a tent at 6 o'clock at night

What's Rupert bear's middle name? the

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What's pink, bubbly, and goes round and round? A baby in a microwave.

why did the pyromaniac burn down the house? because he is a pyronaniac, he derives pleasure from burning things.

Doctor Doctor! I think im turning into a carrot! Thats a side effect of the drugs Alice, We've just had your test results back. I'm sorry Alice, You've got HIV.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist bastard.

why did the chicken cross the road? who cares?

How do you stop a train? You stand in front of it.

A black person goes up to the drive through at popeye's, what did they say? Nothing, it was closed.

what happened to the batsman with bad footwork? he got out what did the batsman do when he got out? he left the ground due to the nature of the ruling

So I was making this glass of milk right? So I get the milk out. And I get the soup out.. then I go...wait a minute...where'd the glass of soup come into this glass of situations? smile+awkard pause because nobody will laugh at this=Success of this anti joke...try it

How many Japanese people does it take to make a whirlpool? - None, because they're all dead.

When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. Well, that's going to be some horrible lemonade if life doesn't also give you water and sugar.

the teacher enters the room she sits in her chair and yells, "i am your substitute teacher. get out your books and write me a story."

what is the difference between a puppy and a baby... ...they are different animals

Why is six afraid of seven? SE7EN!

What was little Sarah's last Words to johnny before he got hit by the bus??? Can i have your ice cream.

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