- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't Gladice get out of bed? Because she was dead!

Daughter: Dad I have some news for you Dad: What is it? Daughter: I am pregnant Dad: ... I am so happy I am going to have a grandson, my 27 year old daughter just married and now pregnant, this is a great day!

NEVER

What did the kitty say when it's owner called him over? Nothing. It's owner killed him.

whats funnier than a dead baby? many things. a dead baby is a very sad and tragic thing.

So a man walks into a bar. Unfortunately, he had brittle bone disease, cracked open his skull and bled to death on the pavement.

How do you fit an elephant inside your car? I don't understand why this task would even need to be performed. I have never arrived anywhere in my car and thought "Sure could use an elephant right about now..."

There once was a man from Nantucket, Who had an average-sized penis he only used during monogamous sex with his spouse.

what is the difference between a white woman and a black woman.. i raped the black one

Who let the dogs out? The dog's owner.

Why was the walrus wearing braces? It wasn't, because it his highly unlikely that people would care about a walrus's dental issues. The walrus would most likely cope with his irregular teeth and move on with its life.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ? "because he had nobody to go with" No because it was dead.

Q. What do you call a small hen that can't lay eggs properly? A. A small hen that can't lay eggs properly.

What's grammatically incorrect about this sentence? Nothing. I lied.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

Yes

Yo dawg, I heard you like cars. Thats cool, whats your favorite one?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Turns out he was needed immediately at a business meeting.

What do you call a man that likes to play baseball? A Baseball Player.

What do you call a girl with an iq of 13 Dead

what smells like red paint, looks like red paint and is called red paint? A pear, i lied about everything i just said

Why did Michael Jackson become white? Because he likes to molest children.

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