Q: What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A: Cheese.

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A dad says to his son "you better stop masturbating or youll go blind'. And the son says "dad im over here".

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What did the Orange say to the Apple? Hi

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So, im new at this site and i was wondering how do you make an anti joke?

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what has 911 got in commen with most bank robberies? all r inside jobs

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Why was the little boy sad? Because he just got paralized from the waist down and will never be able to walk again.

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What did Tiger Woods do when he saw a woman taking her shirt off? He looked the other way so he could make his birdie putt

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How do you stop a black kid from jumping around in your bedroom? Chuck him out of the house.

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What did the catholic priest do to the little boy in the Confessions Took his confessions

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What`s the best part about twenty-three year olds? there are twenty of them

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The tooth fairy, Santa and, Justin Beiber are the same, little kids believe in them, whats wrong with America these days

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You know whats annoying? Steve

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How do you kill a dumb blonde? Personally, I love stabbing them.

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Why was the black guy homeless? because he has been affected severely by the credit crunch, been made redundant and had his home repossessed

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How do you get free money? Hire a black man to rob a bank.

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A Buddhist priest, and mexican drug lord, and a 12 year old girl walk into a bar. The bartender looks at the little girl and says. "Honey, you're too young to be in here." the little girl looks around and says. "Oh, My mistake." and leaves.

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Knock Knock Who is there? *bang* The following story depicts the life and death of Bob:___________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________then he opened the door and was shot in the face.

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Why was the boy in front of the adoption center sad? He lost his lolly-pop.

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Knock Knock Who's There No-one your not very popular

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A man walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face?" the man replies, "my wife has terminal cancer and has been given 2 weeks to live."

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what did the man living in the box buy with his new found money? A bigger box.

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Knock Knock whos there? a black man ohh ok come in

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My aunt always said slow and steady wins the race She died in a fire

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What did the dead woman say to the murderer nothing dead people cant talk

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