- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? A Holocaust survivor. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "I am." "Okay, come in."

Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They finally get to Florida and they see a sign that says "Disneyworld: left" so they take the left and get hit by a semi and all die.

Bigfoot, the loch ness monster, and self-respecting Justin Beiber fans are all the same, your told they exist, it's not true.

What do you call it when the Doctor goes back in time to meet himself? A pair o' Docs. What do you call it when Shaquille O'Neil goes back in time to meet himself? Shaquille O'Neil can't go back in time.

Today I wanted to make world peace.... So I killed everyone.

What's silent but deadly? A baby falling from a 10 story building

what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

Three girls are walking in the woods they see tracks one thinks it is a bear the other thinks it is a deer the last one thinks it is a lion They all argue till they get hit by a train and realized they were train tracks

what's funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? Pretty much anything because infant mortality is in no way funny

A black person goes up to the drive through at popeye's, what did they say? Nothing, it was closed.

When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. Well, that's going to be some horrible lemonade if life doesn't also give you water and sugar.

So I was making this glass of milk right? So I get the milk out. And I get the soup out.. then I go...wait a minute...where'd the glass of soup come into this glass of situations? smile+awkard pause because nobody will laugh at this=Success of this anti joke...try it

why did the chicken cross the road? who cares?

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist bastard.

why did the pyromaniac burn down the house? because he is a pyronaniac, he derives pleasure from burning things.

what happened to the batsman with bad footwork? he got out what did the batsman do when he got out? he left the ground due to the nature of the ruling

Doctor Doctor! I think im turning into a carrot! Thats a side effect of the drugs Alice, We've just had your test results back. I'm sorry Alice, You've got HIV.

What's pink, bubbly, and goes round and round? A baby in a microwave.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall? Wally.

How do you stop a train? You stand in front of it.

What did the basketball player do before he scored a basket? Shot the basket ball

Q:How many dead babies fit in a bathtub? A:It depends on the bathtub, but if all of them were the same size, babies also differ in size and sometimes shape. If all bathtubs and babies are the same, the number would be 1, because every baby will be as big as the bathtub.

Did you hear the one about the guy who went his whole life without ever telling a joke? He was still funnier than David Letterman.

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