- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Sometimes Jamie wishes he could be a different person. He wishes he didnt have to eat dick everynight but it was all to late. He had to take it down the throat but he enjoyed the tickle it gave him

Whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? I can cook a pizza.

Why does it take more than one squirrel to change a light bulb Why? Because they're so darn stupid

What did the hispanic say to the black guy? I'm not sure. I wasn't listening because eavesdropping is rude.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had escaped from the farmer's field. The family were not too disheartened, as the rest were still contained.

How do you get a black man out of his house? you ring the doorbell.

What did the the man, the dog, and the psychiatrist talk about? The man's childhood experience losing his pet as a contributer to his symptoms of psychosis.

To men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

A man with a badly injured arm is sitting in a hospital. He says, "Doctor, when my arm heals, will I be able to play the violin?" The doctor says, "With proper medical attention and rest, yes, you will be able to." The man says, "That's great! Before I was hurt, I really enjoyed playing the violin."

How do you make an egg laugh? That is an irrational question eggs are inanimate object and are unable to laugh

Knock Knock Who's there? Its the pizza man. Get your yellow no good keister off my property before I pump your guts full of lead. 1,2...10

How do you judge a black person? By the content of their character.

My ex wife looks like a pitbull.

why did the mans alarm clock go off at six am? he has a high paid job he doesnt want to let down.

The diamond one below is hilarious.

Q: How many chicken nuggets can fit into an olympic size swimming pool? A: 8,563,690,152... Corndogs

What do you call a blonde in a library? Lost

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She is a woman ... Who is blind, deaf and mute Therefore considered a danger to herself And those around her.

Your mother is so fat she has to have her clothing specially ordered, this brought her to a massive credit card bill and made your entire family bankrupt.

Hey, you why you say poo poo nae nae watch me whip, and do the dougie, and then happy halloween? Potato Salad

How did the black guy, get a nice car, house, and attire? He went to college, and got a job.

A woman walks into the kitchen to see her husband cooking dinner because gender stereotypes have been dead for years.

Why did the mexican cross the street? Because the next lawn to mow was in a different neighborhood

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