- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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wheres an unexpected place to find sand? a human pancreas.

Why did the cop pull over the car full of black people? Because, they were going 65 in a 35 mile per hour speed limit zone, Which is against the law.

KANE TUCKER HAS A CHODE THE SIZE OF HIS FINGER NAIL

Knock Knock!! Who's there? The Bailiffs, now get out.

How to kill a mocking bird? Stab it

A banker makes some poor economic investments with other people's money. turns out the people can never get the money back. the banker walks away like nothing happened. the government does nothing to prosecute the man. Somewhere in there his wife leaves him.

what's worse than falling and scraping your knee? living within a 10 mile radius of a Japanese nuclear reactor

Your mother is so fat, that she was instructed by her doctor to go on a low carbohydrate, high protein diet to reduce the risk of heart disease later in life.

Barbara and Martin died in their apartment. The neighbor walked in and found glass and water everywhere. How did they die? -Barbara and Martin were fish.

Why is sally sad her parents abuse her daily

How can you tell if a duck is under your bed? Look under your bed

what can't see and has four eyes? a blind kid born with four eyes

Whats the difference between a baby and a sandwhich... I dont rape my sandwhiches before i eat them

Help, this is an urgent message from the S.S. Obesity. We're sinking; I can't imagine why.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Probably because it saw some food, or because it felt threatened on the side of the road it was already on.

What's worse than a dead baby? A dumpster full of dead babies What's worse than that? One is still alive at the bottom What's worse than that? It had to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It came back for seconds

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "I have a gambling problem."

Why did the woman get into a car accident? She was blind.

What is the difference between a black person and a pizza? Nothing, they both taste like chicken

What's the hardest part of the pizza to eat? The motorbike.

Hey i just met you, and this is crazy, i have amnesia, i'm Skepta

What happens when a plane with 2500 people on board crashes? There were only 165 seats.

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