Why is this the worst joke ever? Because it isn't even funny.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worse than finding two worms in your apple? Being raped with a cheese grater.

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Your Mom is so fat.... When she's goes to McDonald's and orders 3 Big Macs the people standing in line behind her all look at her with disgust and a tinge of pity.

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im 14, over weight and spotty! you interested? .... im desperate:)

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Why did the black man go to the back of the bus? The only unoccupied seats were back there.

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Jesus can can WALK on WATER, but Chuck Norris can SWIM in it.

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Knock knock. Whos there? I am you dumbass im standing right next to you.

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How dou you find the population of mexico? Take a census....... By throwing a dime in the street!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other... Uh oh. A car just ran it over.

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If life throws you lemons, you might be dislexic

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Fine Nero, but I will be keeping an eye on you.

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Guy 1: Why does it smell like a wet dog? Guy 2: Because I smell like a wet dog

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Mary had a little lamb... The doctor fainted

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What did the pirate say to the ninja? I have aids.

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Whats the difference between wayne rooney and shrek? Well, one, shrek is fictional. Two if he was fictional,he is green. Wayne rooney is not green. Three wayne rooney plays for a football team, surely shrek has no idea what football is. The list goes on.

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so a man walks into a bar..... and says ouch.

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Why couldn't the little boy see? His eyes were closed.

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Pretend you are in a box and there is no way out. How do you get out? You don't

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Andi: I have a great knock-knock joke, but you need to start it. Jake: Okay...Knock-knock! Andi: Who's there? Jake: ...

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Last year my wife ran away with my best friend. I really miss him.

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What do you call a Puerto Rican, a Blonde, and an African woman in a taxi cab? Three people who happen to be traveling to the same location at the same point in time.

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What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

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When I was in 4th grade, I was fat. The other kids would take my lunch and spit in all the food, then give it back. Teachers started to wonder why I wasn't eating, and soon began to ask me if I was anorexic. I replied, "do I look anorexic!?" I'm now 6 foot 3 and weigh 56 pounds. *FUN FACT: based on a heartwarming true story.

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When life hands you lemons you can't make lemonade, Sugar and Water are two other key ingredients that were not included with the lemons.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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