why are there so many peadofiles in the world? sexy kids.

What's better than your first Hanukkah? Not being a Jew.

What day is it today? Today. Thank you. You're welcome.

Click here to end the world.

what does I.C.T mean when a teacher says it it means I cant teach

Roses are red. Violets are beer. Kay eckelkamp is in charge here.

They say that there's more than one way to skin a cat...so far iv only found the one.

Your mamma so fat she bungie jumped straight to hell

Text this number just cuz 16305208722

Before you insult a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you insult him, you'll be a mile away, and have his shoes.

Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone?? Cause he got hit by a bus.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. wow i missed the entire purpose of this.

Q:what did the 14 year old girl from Tennessee say to her dad when she lost her virginity? A: Get off of me

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put C where A is. :D

there was a lesbian, a bi-sexual and a homosexual at a wine bar having a drink.......They had a great night

What's worse than finding ants in your kitchen? A truckload of dead babies.

yo mommas so poor she doesn't live in a house

How many apes does it take to put in a light bulb 3

What noise does a Chinese roller coaster make? Chink Chink Chink Chink chink.....

how do you make a baby cry? put a nail through its foot

Roses are red Violets are blue Last but not least, Bananas are yellow.

What did the bolt say to the wall?? nothing ,they just screwed.

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

How do you tickle a tree? you dont you are a schizo stop kicking leaves

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