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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? "shit"

"Ask me if I'm a tea pot" "Are you a tea pot?" "No" Try this on your friends

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 raped 9.

Whats the best way to tell if your wife has been cheating on you with the UPS guy? simply ask her, trust and communication in relationships are vital in their survival and growth.

What did the lawyer say to the doctor? - I am a lawyer and you're a doctor.

Why couldn't Billy see the show? Because Billy is blind.

There's a blind man walking on the south coast of England. He walks off a cliff.

Why was Billy's grandma not around for Thanksgiving? Because she's dead

Who jumps the highest in basketball? The mascot because he has a trampoline.

how many scrubbers does it take to change a light bulb ? 2 , 1 to change it , and 1 to make it smell piss

What do you get when you cross a dog with a cat? Nothing, it is impossible to mix 2 different animals

"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "Red." "Red who?" "Red any good books lately?" Suddenly, the séance lost credibility.

roses are red, violets are blue, {insert name here} is f**ked up, (s)he want to have sex with you

A jew walked out of a bar then goes to the other bar across the street then walks out from the back door to go to another bar The Actions of this jew tells us that there are only 3 bars in the zone and one pet shop

Why is Stevie Wonder always so happy? Probably becuase he's a highly succesfull multi-million dollor recording artist with 26 grammys and 1 oscar

I wouldn't consider the Titanic sinking to be a disaster, ????It is better down where it is wetter under the sea! ????.

What is pink and smells like tuna? Salmon

A catholic priest and Jerry Sandusky walk out of an elementary school.

What did jimmy say when his brother had been mean to him all day and he was about to get a straw and his brother took the last one? That was the last straw!

A man jumped off a bridge. He went bungee jumping with his family and had a great time.

What came first... the chicken or the egg? How am I supposed to know?

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist! Jk a terrorist

A man walks into a bar. Something funny happens.

What did Zeus say to Hades? Nothing. Both are mythological beings created by the Greek civilization to explain why many things in the world happened, mostly because of a lack of modern science.

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