Why was Six afraid of Seven? Seven was in a horrible car accident recently and became very disfigured. He didn't tell Six, so the initial shock of seeing him for the first time was quite jarring for Six. Seven has had multiple surgeries since and, once the swelling recedes, he should look much better. It will still hurt for him to chew though.

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How do you kill Justin Beiber? By stabbing him 38 times in the chest.

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What do you get when you cross a hooker with five shots of tequila? Herpes

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How do you make a clown cry? Hit him with a chair then rape his children

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What's worse than losing the remote? A steamroller going backwards on the highway.

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Why was the man lying under a sheet. Because he was dead.

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why did the boy drop his bus because he was hit by an ice cream

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Heard about the dyslexic fellow who sold his soul to Santa? That worked out OK, but Christmas was hell.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was baked.

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What did the astronaut say when he stepped on the moon? Oops, sorry.

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What do you call a white man without a face? Dead. What do you call a black man without a head? Negger.

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roses are red, violets are blue, Hitler killed 6.6 million jews.

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What's the difference between a black man and a bicycle? ( I don't know. ) You're so racist.

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Roses are red Violets are blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

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How do you make a baby stop crying?you scream at it and throw it at wall

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I'm not wearing underwear. Why? Because I have built in underwear. :)

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police, your child has been in a terrible car accident.

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Why did blonde drown? As a child a child she never learned to swim since she did not enjoy swimming.

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There was a blonde, brunette, and a redhead. They are spending a relaxing afternoon together as a result of being restricted to their heavy therapeutic sessions which they are constantly in need of because all three have been diagnosed with clinic depression since everyone jokes about them so much and in conclusion, they don't see each other very often.

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What did the pitcher say to the batter who hit the ball very far? Wow, you hit that ball very far.

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Three men walked into a bar the other one ducked. SI

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why couldn't the girl make her bed? she is homeless.

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God is real.

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Whats the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? You can't unload one with a pitchfork

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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