- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

What should you do if you have a 10 inch penis? Subtly tell the world via an anti-joke

What time is it in Florida? Time To Eat The President Of The United States!

What's worse than burning a candle. Burning the bible. -Juanita

If these walls could talk - the public would pay large sums of money to see this marvel of science. On a more serious note, they might also tell the cops about the many dead hookers stowed within them.

What's yellow and can't swim? A tractor.

i get knocked down, but i don't get up again. my leg is broken and therefore makes it extremely difficult for me to stand up on my own.

What color is the grass on Bob's lawn? Bob lives in a apartment.

What's worse than aids? Being a virgin.

A man walks in to a bar with a frog stapled to his head. The bar tender says What the heck is that. The frog says I don't know this thing has been coming out of my but for two days

why couldnt the jew play basketball? He was handicapp

If people are freaking out about this Kony guy I cant wiat to see the look on their faces when they check in my crawl space.

why did your mom leave your dad because he was a drunk :l

Your mom is so black, i shot a bullet at her. It came back and said i need a flashlight.

What did the Albino get for Christmas? Hair dye.

roses are red, no one gives a shit, get back in the kitchen and bring me my chicken dips!

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had bullied 6 and his old pal 21 back in his younger days.

What do you do if your walking into a room full of Lions and Jaguars? You stop walking.

What do you call a black man sitting on a porch? Relaxed.

Why did Mary fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Mary.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to commit suicide through vehicular manslaughter and knew that the average human being would not be able to stop before it was too late.

have you seen Stevie wonders car? No Neither has he

What time is it? 2:47 PM.

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a giraffe? A really f*cked up hybrid.

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