- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is it good to date twenty eight year olds? Because there is twenty of them.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue,All you HATERS of J. Bieber, Go suck your MOTHER.

What's the difference between the WNBA and the NBA? The WNBA features female athletes, as oppose to the males of the NBA.

How do you make Justin Bieber cry? You take away his marijuana.

roses are red violets are blue I lost my dog to typhoid it was an unfortunate case of bed luck

How did the fat man die? He was fed porrage until he died. Who killed the fat man? Leonardo DaVici How did Leonardo Da Vinci die? Natural causes (Actually I have no idea how Leonardo Da Vici died but if I am wrong please correct me) Thank You for your coperation.

What did Heinrich Himmler say to the chicken? I'll take that liver thanks.

What is black and hangs on a rope next to a rebel flag in my back yard? A tire swing for my redneck kids to swing on.

what do you call a black man sleeping on a park bench at 2 in the morning? Homeless

WARNING: this is a black joke Why does everybody hate darth vader? he is all black

Q: What would have been the easiest way to stop the second world war without killing anyone? A: Paid Hitler for his art.

wat do u say to a guy with a 3.5 cm choad wats hot tater tot

What did the black man do to the white woman? I Dont KNow ask him

I'm black and I will beat your children. (This is not an anti-joke)

what happens if you drop a spoon? it sounds a lot, and it's annoying

If you are what you eat, then imagine a prostitute.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Police. Come out with your hands up!

What would you call the flinstones if they were black? Ni**gers

Q: How do you drown a black guy? A: Hold his head underwater and sit on his back.

what looks, smells, and sounds like red paint? blue paint, I lied about it being red

What did the pig do when the farmer died? He just stood there cause pigs are stupid.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

Four black guys have a picnic. One of them pulls out a bag of KFC. Another pulls out some Kool Aid. The third pulls out a watermelon. The fourth pulls out a box of cookies you racist prick

Q: why was the man punched in the face? A: I did like him.

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