- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the fish? It drowned

What did God say to the man who just died? Nothing. God and Heaven something parents make up so kids will do the right thing.

-Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? -She had no arms. -Knock, knock. Who's there? -Not Sally.

Whats worse than finding a maggot in your apple? Getting Raped

Did you know that... Billy had a heart attack, it was sad. Now you know!

What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

What do I hate? people

What can a Giraffe have, that no other animal on Earth can? A baby Giraffe.

what did the jew get for Christmas? cancer. and aids

What is 6 1/2 inches when erected? My penis.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My vagina is Red, Im on my period.

What's the difference between a piano and a fish? A piano is an instrument, fish is an animal

What do you call a fat jew? A person that most likely has an eating problem and needs to seek help from the nearest rabbi

What did the Jew say when he walked into a bar? Ouch!

what do you get when a white woman and black man have a child? either a girl or a boy

"How high are you?" "I don't know, sir." "Well, look at the god damn altimeter."

HAVE A GOOD DAY. DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO.

a kid says, "where are you from?" other kid says "my mom"

Two scuba divers are playing cards on the bottom of the ocean. One asks "have you got amy threes?" Then they both die from maintained exposure to the incredible pressure at the bottom of the sea. One left behind three children.

what is the difference between the dead baby and the sandwich? i don't put my penis into the sandwich before i eat it.

Why did the chicken cross the road??? Suicide.

What do you say to a homeless man sat in a train station? That there is a homeless shelter around the corner.

Q:Whats the hardest part about eating a vegetable A:The Wheelchair

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