Yo mama is so stupid that see should really be concerned with furthering her education in a four-year university

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Why couldn't the blond dial 911? She lost her arms in a tragic car accident last year

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What did the Albino say to the other albino? Due to heredity and our inheritance of Chromosomes causing albinism, We could be displaced in society but luckily, we have eachother. They went home and lived happily. But not ever after. That craps or normal people. (freaking albinos...)

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Why didn't Jane text James? Because she was kidnapped.

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What did the whale do when he was angry? He beached himself, causing a major ecological disaster and costing the beach community thousands of dollars to return him to the water.

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What did the starving african child get for his birthday Ebola

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What did Little Tommy get for chirstmas? An explanation that Santa is a lie.

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What did the cow say to the chicken crossing the road? Moo

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look im not better than you, your a ten im a two your a queen im a fool you got looks i got scares u got talent i got beuty to its a win win

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What did the disrespectful cow say to his parents? Mooo. I hate you both

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How do you get rid of black people in your back yard? Politely ask them to leave.

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What did Sammy get for Christmas? Raped.

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Why is Lindsay Lohan out of prison? No, I'm asking.

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Two blondes walks into a tavern, which is kind of funny, since the second one should have seen it.

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I hear eating an apple a day keeps the other apples in check.

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if your having girl problems i feel bad for you son, i don't have any.

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A man walks into a bar. He I then taken to the hospital for a major head injury.

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I'm at a payphone. Though I'm out of change so I'm unable to call my girlfriend and break up with her.

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FIONN'S ECONOMICS GRADE

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What is black and white and red all over? Interracial sex partners with smallpox.

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Bible Games aka Bible Buffet: SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEGAAAAAAAAAAAAA! Sometime after the death and return of Superma... Jesus. God: RAISE FROM YOUR GRAVE! Jesus slays holy white beasts: POWER UP! POWER UP! HOMO UP! Uh did he say homo u... ARGH! CANNOT CONTAIN LEVEL OF HOMO! TURNING FURFAG/ALTERED BEAST. A wild Saten appears!: WELCOME TO YOUR DOOM! Jesus used gay wolf punch, it was not very effective... wild Saten uses OMFG HE TEARS OFF HIS OWN HEAD AND THROWS IT AT JESUS! Its super effective! Jesus Dies. Moral: Second coming? He came back to meet his disciples and crap AFTER quoting "ill be back", did he promise some third coming? Is that why people have been waiting for over 2000 years? :P

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I agree Nero, we agree there, but let me ask you, why did you have the deep desire to create such a society before? You managed to do so as a teen, you wanted to help others, you put them before yourself, you where far more loyal to them, than they ever where to you. What motivated you then to sacrifice so much, where is that strength today?

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A man goes to his doctor and asks: ""What is wrong with me doc? One moment I think I am a teepee, the next moment I a, a wigwam." To which the doctor responds: "I have told you several times sir; you have stage IV pancreatic cancer."

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Whats the difference between a jew and firewood? Firewood is meant to be burned in a stove or firepit while jews are functioning members of society.

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