Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8 knifed 10.

What if algebra teachers were actually pirates, and they're making us find the X so they can search for buried treasure?

an irishman an american and a jihadist get a plane were did they go right through my house

Q: whats red, spins, and screams? A: a baby in a blender

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferarri? I don't have a ferarri in my garage.

A kid who lost parents is called an orphan and a wife who lost her husband is called a widow. What do you call parents who lost their child? Free on the Weekends.

what did the black guy say to the white guy? black guy: hello how are you doing white guy: good i guess.... just heard they shut down KFC black guy: that sucks

Jennifer walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender's name was Steven. His friend's sister who was my cousin's ex wife has the same name as the girl Jennifer. That's what I heard.

wat do u call a person who is ugly ugly

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind, which both make it very unsafe for her to drive.

Why did the cab driver talk about the Holocaust? Because he began to shart his pants while singing pocket full of sunshine as a royal blue pancake swerved across the terrain.

why was the little boy brutally murdered? there was a serial killer in his town.

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Dan walked into a jelly fish

Hey! How do you do a four strand plait? With four strands.

Why did the virgin masturbate until his hand was raw? He didn't have lotion.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she was hit by a refrigerator.

John has 5 brownies, 3 chocolate bars, and 62 cookies. What does John have now? Diabetes, John has Diabetes

Why was the cookie sad? It had just been eaten and is currently disintegrating in the hydrochloric acid of someones stomach.

What's worse than a tree getting cut down? This joke.

Roses are Red, Violets are blue Did you think I'd actually cry over you? I said I loved you You believed it was true Well guess what baby You just got played too! ??????

What happened to your face It got hit by a bus By cheyenne

Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? Because it was sold out

What do you call a Black man sweeping the floor? A janitor.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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