- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the girl distressed by the photo of her boyfriend's mutilated corpse? Because it was out of focus.

Roses are red Violets are blue i have aides egg

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your mum is dead, Just fucking with you! Kelvin Yang.

knock knock whos there **gunshot ...man that gun show next door is annoying

What does a homeless guy do when he's hungry ? Nothing, he has no food.

What did one pig say to the other pig while sitting in the bathtub? No thanks I already have a typewriter.

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

a woman walks into a bar, she was quickly kicked out and escorted back to the kitchen

If you had 4 oranges in one hand and 7 oranges in the other, what would you have? Really big hands.

The chickens have become self-aware!

Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

Why did two rhinos engage in vigorous sex? They were horny.

How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

A priest, a rabbi, and a muslim cleric walk into a bar. In Syria. Dead children.

how do you make lady gaga cry you poke here face then rape here.

Have you heard about the awesome farmer? He was outstanding in his field. -ymda

Why did the man walk into the bar Because he was an acoholic

A duck walks into a bar, clearly ignoring the 'No Ducks Allowed' sign that had been placed in the window to prevent comedic scenarios.

Lol, she does not think anything, she knows. Its not unfaithfulness if you ask for permission and are granted so because the trust is strong and mutual.

Why did the boy die while brushing his teeth? The toothbrush wasn't water-proof.

What did the Goldfish say to the Black man? Nothing, because Goldfish do not have human-like vocal cords and therefore the Goldfish cannot speak.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. ( to heaven )

Want to hear a popular joke? Women's Rights

You see this dick stop being a spick now suck on my wee wee u prick

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