- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are friends like trees? If you hack at them repeatedly with an axe, they fall over.

"i once had a rabbit named socks.he was a funny little fellow until one day he got over excited and...well..." "did he...i mean..you know..did he...?" "what?lose a claw,throw up, sit in a pan of warm water until he calmed down?" "yeah! :)" "yes...but then he died."

Why did the blonde fall down the stairs? Somebody tripped her.

Why was Uncle Monty's head damn tasty? Because he shoved it up a horses arse when it needed a shit.

How many friendzoned guys does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None. They just compliment it then get mad when it won't screw.

Two cows are sitting in a bathtub. One cow says please pass the soap. The other cow says nothing, cause it's a cow, making it incapable if speech. The other cow was just a guy in a cow costume.

What did Billy Mays eat for breakfast? nothing, he's dead.

what did the guy do at the funeral? cry because his wife died

Two muffins are baking in an oven. One muffin turns to the second and says, "Is it hot in here or is it just me?" The second muffin replies, "Holy crap a talking muffin!"

Q: What is black and white, black and white, black and white? A: A Nun falling down the stairs.

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How do you stop a lumberjack? You thrust a javelin through his lungs

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Why did the bus crash? The driver was a loaf of bread.

Q: Did you hear the joke about Helen Keller? A: Neither did she...

What did the Priest say to the kid walking home alone? Be safe.

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how do you make a plumber cry kill his family LOLOLOLOLOLOL

Your momma smells so bad that she purchased arm and hammer products to improve upon her natural scent.

Why was the Tyrannosaurus Rex such an aggressive animal? it had short arms so it could not masturbate.

Knock knock. Who's there? The IRS, please get out of the way.

2 squirrels with 2 massive boners and 1 little boner.

What's the point of going to college? There is none.

Your mama's so stupid, she gave birth to YOU.

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