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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Enough with the gay jokes, they all go one direction.

My former roomate had that game, about some bald guy that can slow down time, but thats like supernatural or something.

I met her back in the 80s when she was a man.

So this guy filled with blood, right? This caused his veins to protrude and him to bleed strongly when he cut his wrists with razors later that night- because of his struggle with depression and substance abuse.

Your uncle jack just helped you off a horse. Now it's your turn to help your uncle jack off a horse.

What do you call someone who thinks they're funny but in reality isn't? Adam chapali Knock knock Who's there? NOT adam chapali

Why was the trash man feeling sad about his life? Because he had a mild case of depression to which his doctor recommended taking antidepressant pills.

An Aussie, American and Englishman were all drinking beer on a plane to Hawaii. All 3 of them were very excited for their vaction, which they all saved hard for and their breaks from work were well deserved.

Why did sally drop her drink? Because she was hit by a bus. Knock Knock. "whos there?" Not sally.

The Americans have just spent millions of dollars working on a pen that works in space. I would of just used a pencil.

I used to work as a human cannonball. I thought I was going to get fired, however during one performance the trajectory was miscalculated and I ended up severely damaging my spinal cord. I now work from home as a IT consultant. It's depressing.

Dont be racist be like mario he is an italian who looks like a mexican speaks english and picks up coins like a jew.

How do you get a Mexican's attention? "Excuse me, may I have your attention?"

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to escape the evil villains in giant mech suits.

I recently sent 10 puns to a joke website, hoping that one of them would win a competition. Unfortunately, they were deemed offensive.

there are two muffins in an oven one muffin says "whoa, its hot in here!" the other says nothing, because it is a muffin, and the other muffin, in reality, said nothing either.

Why did the bird fall out of the sky? It had no wings.

Yar! What be a pirate's favorite football team? The Steelers. I'm originally from Pittsburgh.

Why did the catfish cross the road? Catfish can't walk.

Why did the woman cross the road? Better yet, why is she out of the kitchen

What do you call a Gay leprechaun? A homosexual ginger man with a pretty green outfit.

Your momma is so old, she qualifies for multiple financial aid programs provided by the government.

I have a really funny joke.

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