I'm so punny.

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Whats green and miss centowski hates a gas chamber :D lets be friends

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whats the difference between a black man and a cat? you dont run from a cat

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You know what makes me smile? Facial muscles.

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If there's something strange in your neighborhood. Who ya gonna call? The Police.

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What do black people and tornadoes have in common? - It only takes one to destroy a neighborhood.

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what do u call a hairy cow? Harry

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LeBron in the fourth quarter

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Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Niether did she

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how do you wake up lady gaga? you throw her on the ground.

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What did the spoon say to the other spoon? Nothing, it is a spoon.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, if you didn't know that, go back to school.

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Whats fuzzy and pink? A pink fuzz ball

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How old am I? If you guessed correctly, you are psychic. If you guessed incorrectly, I will send flying gnomes to capture and torture you. Unless, of course, you are of a racial minority in which case nothing will happen to you because I am not racist. :P

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If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

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What is smarter than a blind Mexican midget of average intelligence? A genius

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Watch me whip, watch me nae nae

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Dwarf Shortage

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Did you hear the joke about the vacuum? It sucks.

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Whats happening when you see your TV floating at night? You are probably suffering from some sort of mental disorder which causes spontaneous hallucinations and should seek medical help before the condition worsens.

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Why was there no girl on the swing set? She decided to get off of the swings.

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What did the Insomniac, Dyslexic Priest do? He stayed up all night wondering if there really is a Dog.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? Two in the front, three in the back, and 278 in the ash tray/\.

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Yo momma so fat that she was diagnosed with obesity and may need medical assistance in the future and will be reliant on you, her child.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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