Roses are red, Violets are blue, So what is the colour violet for?

your mom is so fat that she had to start going to a gym to exercise and get her weight under control.

Why did Jimmy's grandma never come home ? Her liver failed .

If there's something strange in you neighbourhood, who you gonna call? my mate Jonno who has a gun.

What do you get when a fat kid eats a donut... A Heart Attack.

Hey guess what? What? You're a Tree.

Roses are red, Facebook is blue, we have mutual friends, and violets are blue and roses are red. FRIDGE

Why the USA support the 'Kony 2012'? For Oil

So a guy walked into the doctors and said, "It hurts when I poke my leg like this." The doctor said, "Well don't poke your leg like that."

roses are red lemons are sour open your legs and give me an hour

Q:the is a mexican and a black guy in the car who id driving? A:the cop

What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

your mommas so fat she should be worried about getting diabetes

What's black and can't swim? A black shirt.

Rain rain go away, and don't come back or else i will kill your family.

Why did the man run over Suzy? He was a serial killer

BOYS ARE DUMB AND THEY SMELL FUNNY AND IM ANGRY

A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released in a nearby park in a safe and risk free process.

what's the worst part about owning a prius? telling your parents you're gay

Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

Whats better then a guard llama two Guard llamas

theres no 'I' in 'team' but theres an 'I' in 'hitler'

Why did the black man cry and scream? It's anybody's guess. He was having a rough day.

Why was New Zealand attacked by Australia? New Zealand attacked Australia due to a teritorial dispute. The war lasted for 3 years with over 150000 deaths.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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