- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happen to the man who got drunk and passed out behind the wheel? He crashed into a tree, his car caught fire and then he got incinerated.

why did the elephant cross the road? it was the chickens day off.

Asian: what time is it? other person: time for you to open your eyes.

What did the hose say to the sprinkler? I'm gonna squirt you.

This site is called anti-joke.com Because it is a donkey.

Hej Erik och Leo!!

Making fun of Charlie Sheen is like shooting up in a barrel.

what did the banana say to the orange? nothing because a banana is a fruit

Happy Monday!

what is bad about being a black jew? you have to sit in the back of the oven

Read This line it the tune of "If your happy and you know it" If you're reading this, Do your homework. Sincerely, Your Teacher

what did the sock say to the shoe? Get your tongue off me.

Text Klarens at 317-653-8695. Tell him crazy shit or send crazy pictures.

read this sentence again.

every cloud has a silver lining

The Piglodocus has been featured in films such as "Jurassic Pork" and "Land before Swine".

Why did the chicken cross the road? AIDs.

What say the mirror if i look in it,? He died

eoin burgin is fat

A man walks into a bar. He asks for a beer. One of the bar tenders twlls him they are all out. He takes out his gun. He has 1 bullet and there are 3 bar tenders. He wants to kill them all. What does he do? A: Shoots 1 and pegs bricks at the other two.

What do you call a poor man on the side of the rode asking for money? A poor man on the side of the rode asking for money.

Why did the Jewish man bend down to pick up a penny? Because he had dropped it and required the penny as part of his payment for his food.

What happend to the girl who went to school dreased ugly She took the other students advice and whent home and killed her self

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "why the long face?" The horse says "I just found out I have AIDS"

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