- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

A man entered ten puns into a pun contest, hoping that one of them would win. Unfortunately, he came in third place and was discouraged by his loss.

How tall is a tree? Taller than the ground

Your mom is so fat shes having trouble getting into her own pants.

You have small feet Do you know what small feet mean Small shoes

Guy 1: (to guy 2) Close your eyes, stand on one leg, spin around, and yell "I have never eaten a cucumber!". Guy 2: No. Guy 1: Ok.

Can Anti-Jokes censor curse-word tenses? Fuck Fucking Fucked Fucks

My uncle told me that slow and steady wins the race. He died in a fire.

Why did the bus crash? The driver was a loaf of bread.

What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot.. You racist bastard.

what did the grandma do after she was pushing up daisies? washed her hands because gardening is a dirty activity

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender

Your moms so fat she weighs 200 kilograms

How do you put your babysitter in jail? Kill your kid on her shift.

John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen? Probably around seven.

Why was it so hard for teachers to teach Tommy? Tommy is brain dead

a dyslexic man walks into a bra and realizes he is quite lucky as another man walks into a large steel pole

What do you get when you multiply two by three? Six.

why was the pineapple bullied at school? cuz it was a pineapple duhhhhhhh

whats worse than getting caught by a teacher for chewing gum? getting kidnapped by a giant hawk.

what is the difference between the number 2 and the number 5 3

If Tiger Woods is Asian and Black what is he? A golfer!

Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken? That one! Grandma, that's a hobo. Put your glasses on.

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