- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats funny about a blonde, brunette and red-head stranded on an island? Nothing. They are in a very dangerous survival situation, which could prove to be fatal

What do you call Madeline McCann at the bottom of the sea? Drowned Madeline McCann.

A rabi a priest and a gay guy are praying. The rabi says amen the priest says amen the gay guy says ahh men.

Why did Stephen hawking walk into A bar? He didn't. This situation is impossible considering the fact that he suffers from a horrible condition causing terrible muscular paralysis preventing him from walking.

If John has 50 candy bars and eats 45, what does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

What do you call a man who burns his country's flag on it's independence day? Unpatriotic

What do you do when your dish washer breaks? divorce her.

roses are blue violets red im color blind vatalk is gay

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

Those that want what is best for me, shall listen to me and do only whatever I want. Those that want ONLY what is best for me, underestimate me greatly. You who stand in the way if my will, claiming you want what is best for me, better move aside.

Q: What did they call the dude who was stuck on a deserted island? A: Incontinent.

What's brown and smells like shit? My boxers.

Baby you're so hot I have an erection the size of an average penis.

A class of kids were bouncing basketballs in class and a woman teacher comes in and says,"No balls in the classroom please." All the boys leave the class.

Why are black people like jelly beans? Nobody likes the black ones

your momma so fat.... that as she walked by....... i missed 3 commercials

A black man and a mexican jump off a building at the same time, who lands first? Who cares?

Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus. Why did the bus crash? It hit a boy eating an ice cream cone.

A Johnson walks into a hole. Why am I in this hole? Because rape is not an option.

Knock Knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Your neighbor

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Women's rights.

Why did the girl cry? She got hit by a bus.

One morning a guilty man reluctantly told his wife he was having an affair. After a long awkward silence they were then abducted by aliens.

What do you call a bookstore with explosive offers? Barnes and Cher-Noble.

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