- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man cry and scream? It's anybody's guess. He was having a rough day.

Why was New Zealand attacked by Australia? New Zealand attacked Australia due to a teritorial dispute. The war lasted for 3 years with over 150000 deaths.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Jesus. Jesus who? You're going to hell.

2 boys are going to get candy from the store. What happened? A robbery and they were killed

Roses are red Violets are blue Horses that lose Are made into glue

What is the deferince between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a lamborghini in my garage.

Why did the little boy cry? Because his parents were shot in the face while he was forced to watch you insensitive jerk Now walk away ????

I used to be an adventurer like you. But then I retired and started a family.

War horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'why the long film?'

women's rights.

Q- How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A- You Poke Her Face

Where did the girl go after the explosion? Everywhere

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferarri? I don't have a ferarri in my garage.

whats harder than nailing a dead baby to a tree? my dick wile i do it

If it looks like grass, smells like grass, and tastes like grass... Then you were honestly misled when ordering that salad.

Why am I writing this? Cuz I am eating babies alive right now!

Why did the book fly to Cambodia? It was on a plane that was delivering educational material to third world countries to enhance their schools and increase their literacy.

Jerry Sandusky and two other men are on a cruise ship, when it suddenly starts to sink. The first man says, "save the children!" The second man says, "screw the children!" Jerry Sandusky drowned.

whats up with the irish jokes? Honestly im not a alcoholic so all of you can go F*** yourselfs...

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the turkey was in the oven and all the farm animals thought the chicken could run the errands in his place just fine.

what do you call lots of jews on a train? Call them what you want they aren't coming back!

a guy walks into a bar.. ouch

What do you get when you cross the motorway with a lottery ticket? You get knocked down and killed.

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