- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

What's grammatically incorrect about this sentence? Nothing. I lied.

What do you call a black man in church? Religious

What's wore then finding a worm in your apple? Being the only person to survive a plane crash over Alaska, then having to eat your family in order to stay alive waiting for help to come.

Why did the orange cross half way across the road Because it ran out of juice

So i know this guy... yes? thats it.

roses are red, no one gives a shit, get back in the kitchen and bring me my chicken dips!

Why did the little kid drop his ice cream? ...... Because he was startled by the pedophiles penis being shoved up his ass.

Two strawberries are sitting in a bathtub. One says to the other, "Can you pass the soap?" The other one says, "What do I look like, a typewriter?!"

Robin, get in the Batmobile.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken had just escaped from the slaughterhouse where he witnessed the brutal decapitation of his entire family and in his heightened emotional state was unable to map out a safer and more sensible route.

what's worse than falling and scraping your knee? living within a 10 mile radius of a Japanese nuclear reactor

What do polar bears have that no other animal has? Polar bear babies.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? I hit her with a shovel.

I like my women like I like my pancakes: Flipped over, inanimate, motionless, and covered in my syrup.

Knock Knock.

Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says: "Man it's hot in here!" The other muffin looks over and says "Holy cow a talking muffin!"

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting a handjob from Edward scissor hands

Q: What did the dragon say to the other dragon A: Nothing they did'nt exicest.

A Black man is running down the street with a T.V. He just bought it with the money he is getting from his recent promotion to partner at a local Law firm. He is running because he had to park far away and wanted to get out of the rain.

What do you get when you put a blue bucket in the red sea? it gets wet

'How do you make a plumber cry? Buy him a belt for Christmas.

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