Guy 1:Whats the difference between a towel and toilet paper? Guy2: I dont know Guy : SO IT WAS YOU!

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My ex wife looks like a pitbull.

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What is brown and smells bad? A white person that had been bathed in brown paint, and didn't shower for the next month, and rubbed poop all over them, and rubbed diarrhea all over them and rubbed rock poop all over them and rubbed pee all over them, and rubbed mud all over them, and pooped in a bottle.

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what did the red towel and the blue towel say? Nothing because towels are inanimate objects and therefore can't talk.

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Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

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A man walks into a bar. He says ouch.

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Why did Austin Bell smell like tuna? He had sea food at Joes Crab Shack

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A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

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A cat walks into a bar. She belongs to the owner, so he gives her a saucer of milk.

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Ask me if I'm well Are you well? No

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Something strange in you're neighborhood. Who you gonna call? The police.

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What do blind people see when they close one eye? Nothing.

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why was the white girl not wanting to have a baby with her boyfriend he was black

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He orders a drink successfully, pays, and leaves. Three weeks later he dies tragically.

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What's worse than losing your phone? 9/11

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Why was the boy sad? Because his mother and father had just disowned him.

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Your mom is so fat she decided to get out of bed and exercise because she realized her health would become serious and wanted ot do something about it.

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Yo momma is so stupid, she is in rehab and will unlikely get over her mental illness leading to her soon and fatal death.

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what is the opposite of 2x +3x?

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Why did the black man go to the store with a gun? He recently bought it a couple days before to go hunting, but it wasn't working correctly.

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Why did the man wear a mask He had low self-esteem, and was ashamed of his facial appearance

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- i send you a friend request on facebook - okay

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What is yellow outside, black inside, and makes you laugh when it falls? A school bus full of black people falling from a clif

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What song does the lady camel sing to seduce male camels - my humps my humps my humps my humps How did sergay the camel respond? -we dont know. He died a fatal death involving hippos in hula skirts, and flying guavas

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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