- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Do you know what really hurts my feelings? Nerve damage.

Q: Why does Billy get bullied at school? A: Because he has Down's Syndrome

What do you call a bunch of white men sitting on a bench? The NBA.

Why do you never want to party with Lindsay Lohan? Because she's a drug abuser and a terrible influence.

What do you call a black guy that drives an airplane? A pilot.

knock knock? come in

A catholic priest and Jerry Sandusky walk out of an elementary school.

A bartender walks into a bar. I know what you're thinking. You think he works there but that is not correct. He works at a different bar. Anyways, he buys a few drinks and leaves. He was impressed with the service.

Why was the clock off? Because it was broken

the teacher enters the room she sits in her chair and yells, "i am your substitute teacher. get out your books and write me a story."

Roses are red, my name is Dave, this poem makes no sense, microwave

Why did the old lady walk across the road? She was on her way to the convenience store on the other side.

Lollies are sweet warheads are sour, open your legs and feel my power

Why did grandpa climb the phone pole with bananas in a backpack? He has a debilitating disease. He is slowly losing touch with reality.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

What's the difference between a duck and a bicycle? They both have handlebars. Except for the duck.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one, but he may forget to finish the task due to his Alzheimer's.

Refridgerator.

A young boy walked into a hardware store and asked for a long weight. Luckily, the shop owner was kindly and brought the child up to speed on the process of hazing.

What do polar bears have that no other animal has? Polar bear babies.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

Two strawberries are sitting in a bathtub. One says to the other, "Can you pass the soap?" The other one says, "What do I look like, a typewriter?!"

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