Rose: Mom, why was I named Rose? Mom: Because when you were born a rose petal landed on your head. Rose: Than why is my brother named Brick? Mom: I liked the name.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Who Who who? Hoodini

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why did victor have a tube on his neck he was helping james with security

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A person tells an anti-joke. Nothing out of the ordinary happens.

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How do you stop a black person from drowning?.. Take your foot off his head

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Two bars walk into a guy, and the bartender says, "You're telling the joke wrong, stupid!"

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Do you like fish sticks? Yes. Me too.

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denisssssssssssssss

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a black man and a mexican are sitting in the back seat of a car....whose driving? their friend.

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What do u call a white hourse with no ass Penelope

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You tell me. I have amnesia.

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A guy walks into a bar- he walks out of the bar because the beer was expensive and he didn't feel like getting drunk.

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What's the difference between a black person and a park bench? Benches are inanimate objects while people are indeed carbon-based life forms.

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Why didn't the jew spend his paycheck? He wanted to save money for the future

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roses are red, violets are blue, Hitler killed 6.6 million jews.

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Whats black,white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

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Whats more funny than 1 bomb on 8 babies? 8 bombs on 1 baby.

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A man crawled up to a water fountain but fell because he had no legs

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What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

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A man walked into a pub, and enjoys of a couple off pints. Some time later he loudly asks the gentleman next to him: Do you know about this thing called Fightclub?... The bartender had to call an ambulance, you don't talk about fightclub

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why couldn't the bicycle stand up on it's own? because it was two tired

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why is walmart so big? Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping and affordable low prices. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory that a typical person should or could ever possibly need all in one place.

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What is the worst part about dying? no-one cause no-one has ever survived dying to know what it is like so how is it possible that I would know

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A Fairly ghetto African-American male and a Korean Merchant pass each other on the streets of L.A. two weeks after the Rodney King riots, what happens? The merchant nods his head to say hello to the African-American and the African-American male does the same and they both live out sucessful lives. By the way the African-American just got accepted to Harvard on a scholarship program.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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