- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus. Why did the bus crash? It hit a boy eating an ice cream cone.

Yo momma so fat, when she turns around, people give her a welcome back party!

What's worse than a fly in your soup? Cancer.

what do you call a guy with no arms or legs and wearing red and white in the ocean? a dead person and someone needs to call the cops cause thats terrible.

Listen Supervisor, this is Agent Clarke of the GOV and the WHO, I suggest you respond ASAP, I suggest you put set me in touch with either Lady, or Axel Knight right away, this is a matter of your personal security.

Why did the guy run out of the whorehouse? Because when she spread her legs it looked like she was pulling apart a grilled ham and cheese sandwich.

Why was the tree sad? Because a bird shat on it.

Why did the woman not wear a bra? Because she had breast cancer and got a double mastectomy.

What happened to the Jew who went to France? He had a very enjoyable time and visited many of the remarkable landmarks around the country.

Whats worse than getting a papercut on the side of your finger? Being shotgunned in the ass

when your out of toilet paper what do you do? get more

I stabbed a person. No seriously, I just stabbed them. There's no punchline. Just Just Stab wounds.

Why isn't Hellen Keller a good driver? She's dead.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock -Who's there Not Sarah

What do you call a guy with out any arms or legs floating in the ocean? Bob

What Happens if a Muslim boy gives you a bomb? You give it to someone else as your playing tnt tag and the bombs a toy

What do you call 10 dead babies in a blender? A horrible, horrible child abuse incident.

Why was six afraid of seven? Six wasn't. He listens in on women's self defense classes and can deliver a kick to the crotch so hard that it will create for you a new vagina.

how do you confuse a blonde? tap her on both shoulders

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How many pairs of underwear do I own? Seventy-nine.

What do you get when you breed a dog and a cat together? A call from the RSPCA.

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'Why the long face?' The horse replies 'I've got AIDS.'

knock knock who's there? your mom your mom who? I'm sorry to tell your mom is dead :.(

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