- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did Sally keep falling off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

If there's something strange in you neighbourhood, who you gonna call? my mate Jonno who has a gun.

what did the pumpkin muffin say to the blueberry muffin? nothing, because muffins can't talk.

What did the straw say to the other straw? We are both straws just kidding they cant talk

The police shouldn't have cars. They should use skateboards and use flowers as their gun. When they catch a criminal in the act, they have to hug him before sending him to prison

How do you kill a blonde? Push her off a cliff.

whats similar between a eagle and a armidillo? they both can fly. apart from the armidillo.

What did the ethiopian give his wife for her birthday? HIV

did you see stevie wonder's new guitar no neither did he

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A jew walks into a church. he wishes to be touched by God.

What did the drunk man say to the average civilian? Blahaahahahahahuhuh!

I swear to god it wasnt me Dont swear to go its a sin !

Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name ia not Mark.

Why should you never attempt to rob Chuck Norris? Because he will beat you up as he knows self defense.

Why did the boy let the falling brick hit him in the head? He had no legs, so he could not move

Why didn't the boy get a bike for christmas? He broke the bath tub.

Why was Justin Beiber Booed off the stage. Because I spelt his last name incorrectly.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a human being who will understand and laugh at a joke, while a pizza will just sit there because it is only a delicious thing that people eat.

What did the boy say before he died? I'm dying.

HOREY SHIT!! OMFG!! I win? Yeah I think so.. Wait. Why am I talking to myself.. Aww not again.. My doctor warned me about this.. D:

Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. Bartender asks her, "why the long face?". She tells him it's from her parent's genes.

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