Why didnt the boy go to school the next day? Because he killed himself due to bullying

Q.How Do You Make 7 People Laugh? A.Tell Them a Good Joke.

Q- if a small quiz is a quizicle then whats a small test A- a testicle

whats 2+2? 4

womans rights...

A Polack walks into a bar. Which makes sense because the bar was in Warsaw.

Why aren't there Olympics in Mexico? Idk Because everyone that can run jump or swim are already across the boarder.

What's red and smells like blue paint? Fetus Blood. Due to the low concentration of iron, it gives it an aroma of paint.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

A Jewish man walks into an ice-cream shop. Using the money he ha eared from his full time job, he orders a chocolate ice-cream in a waffle cone.

No your aunties a joke

What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Santa isn't real.

What happened to the gay guy? He died of aids...

How do you make a baby stop crying?you scream at it and throw it at wall

whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

your mom is so fat that she had to start going to a gym to exercise and get her weight under control.

My mom told me and my brother to lean up on a commercial...we were watching netflix

What do you call a chicken with three eyes? One that flew over the cuckoo's nest.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven three twelve. Am i doing it right?

Whats long, hard, and makes a girl excited? A penis.

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? What do you mean what's the difference?!?! One of them is a fucking elephant!

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why didn't the chicken cross the road?!

A black man and a Mexican were in a car. Who was driving? The cop.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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