- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's sad about a girl getting hit in the face with a shovel? The shovel got dented..

Now on breaking news!: Man found hanged upside down in a forest with 403 lethal knife-stabs in his back! Policeman: "We have concluded this is indeed the worst case of suicide ever"

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How many Azheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!

How do we know that Adam was white? We don't. The Bible doesn't specify the race or etnicity of either Adam or Eve.

What did the apple say to the pear? ...Nothing they can't talk...

how do you make a baby stop crying? but hot coals down its throat

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone!

What do a lamp and a elephant have in common? Big ears, except for the lamp, it doesn't have ears.

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Scratch and Sniff [________] smells like glass doesn't it?

How do you stop a black man from running? You shoot his knee caps.

If you want to make the little things count, teach midgets maths!

Can Anti-Jokes censor curse-word tenses? Fuck Fucking Fucked Fucks

Yo mama's chest is so flat that it's because she has stage five breast cancer and had to get both her breasts removed.

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

james hedge is gay did you know if you look at him you turn gay

Roses are red, Violets are blue, MAKE ME EAT LEMONS, I ATE U!

yo mama so old that back in her school she didnt have history class

Why did the washing machine laugh? Because it took the piss out of the knickers!!!!! :)

What did the Blonde do when she saw train tracks? She walked over slowly, looked both ways, and crossed safely

How do you kill Justin Beiber? By stabbing him 38 times in the chest.

What's worst that cancer? Murder porn

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