- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The boy said to the priest, may God be with you. The priest responded with, "And also IN you".

roses are red violets are blue you smell like poo I F*****G HATE YOU!

Little Brianna has a special body part. That's why I kidnapped and sexually assaulted her.

Knock knock: Who's there: Woo: Woo Who: I knew you'd be glad to see me.

1 little monkey jumping on the bed, he fell off and hit his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "Your son died of a concussion."

Hickory Dickory Dock Three mice ran up a clock The cluck struck one But the two other got away with minor injuries

A black man bites into a watermelon. Just kidding he was white.

Q: How do you turn lights on and off? A: With a switch

Which way do 4 gay guys walk South then past the milkbar then around the corner

Why did the man feel like he was flying? Because he had just committed suicide by jumping off of a tall building.

Your mom is so ugly she often finds it difficult attracting members of the other sex.

Friends are like trees. They fall when hit multiple times with an axe.

Why couldn't the Muslim eat pork? He didn't have a tongue.

Why was the girl angry? She's PMSing. Give her a banana and stay away.

What's worse than finding out your friend is gay? Being gang-raped.

Salt: "Hi there!" Slug: "AAÀAAAAAAAAAGGGHHHHH!!!" dies

What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken

What did John say to Tim Hi I'm John

what can jump higher than a tree? anything that can jump because everyone knows that trees cannot jump.

So my teacher came upto me, and says "At the end of this ruler is a idiot" so I said "Which end?" I got detention.

Whats the defination of cruelty

Whats blue, flies with wings, weights over two tons, and has a rocket engine with six eyeballs? hayball rolls Moral: Im the one asking you...

why was justin sad? his family was murdered

what's funny about war? nothing!

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