An African American walks into a bar. The bar tender is a racist, so he asks the African American gentleman to leave.

How do you get a single-armed monkey down from a tree? Wave.

which is faster a) ferrari b) beetle a ferrari

Me: Knock Knock Mom: Who's there? Me: Jason Mom: Jason who Jason: HOW COULD YOU FORGET ME I CAN'T BELRIVE YOUR ALZHEIMER'S HAS GOTTEN THAT BAD! WHY DOES THIS HAPPEN TO ME BWAAA! *Jason sadly died short after from a bus hitting him*

Whats the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? You can't unload one with a pitchfork

Dear Six, Please stop spreading rumors about me and nine. I hear you two also do some pretty nasty things. Love, Seven.

Why did little jimmy fall of his bike? His grandma threw the refrigarator at him.

Q: What's very loud, has 60 wheels, and is covered in snow? A: A massive car pile up in January that was caused by a women being distracted while Texting. 7 people were killed.

Once a upon of time, cow said chicken go cluck. Years later, mustard was like a ketchup. I said it was good. Oh yea baby. It was a good day.

Why did the blonde kid that was really gay He got a bad case of HIV

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

All the kids at school we're playing soccer on a sunny day except Jenny, because she had a headache and didn't come to school that day

Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

Someone asked me "What rhymes with Orange?" I replied "Door hinge." He punched me.

Q: You know why the floor is so clean? A: Because the janitor puts a lot of hard work into it.

What did the Asian get on his math assignment? 56%, he forgot about it and passed it in a day late with a number of questions uncompleted.

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One day a duck was swimming on the lake and sees an alligator. The alligator says "You will be my next victim." The duck says "Quack."

Red are roses Blue are violets Dyslexic am I.

I don't drink. I'm not 21.

Whats funny about a fat person dying? He died while eating friend chicken

One day a kid said to his mom: "Mom, I painted the bed sheets with your lipstick". So his mom got mad.

What animal wouldn't you want to play games with? Probably none of them. They are animals and incapable of playing board games.

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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