Are you still trying to turn me on or something? Well its not not working. Anyway, what is yogurt? So I am eating dead bacteria here? Ifs so strange I feel like I have known you my entire life.

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"Doctor, I seem to have a large horn-like growth protruding from my nose". "Well, yes, that is because you are a rhinoceros".

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie!

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I am a mime

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Why did the black guy buy a jug of grape soda Because he was thirsty

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Your mother is so fat because she inherited poor genes and dietary habits from her own parents.

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What do you call a guy named Bob hanging by a string? Plum Bob

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What is a poop on a poopstick? A pile of poop.

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Q: why was the man punched in the face? A: I did like him.

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What is the black stuff between elephants toes? Slow natives

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

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Yo mama is so fat, she needs to get serious about her diet, or else she might die of some sort of weight related issue.

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Knock knock Who's there? Isabelle Isabelle who? Isabelle Williams Oh hi Isabelle come in

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what did the sock say to the shoe? Get your tongue off me.

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A naked man walks into a bar and is promptly arrested for indecent exposure.

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Why can Michael Jackson no longer moonwalk? because he's dead.

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a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

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What's worse than finding half a suicide tablet in your apple? Finding half a worm.

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You know what's funny with rape? Nothing. It's horror.

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How do you make a firefighter happy? Give him a blowjob and 10 million dollars.

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Repeat after me: Silk, Silk, Silk, What's the square root of 465?

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How is a hamster like a cigarette? They are harmless until you stick them in your mouth and light them on fire

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What is long, hard, and full of seamen A submarine you pervert

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why did the cow say baaaaa ? it was a stupid cow

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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