- Anti Joke

Why didn't the magician pull a rabbit from a hat? Despite his choice of occupation, magic tricks are rarely appropriate in hostage situations.

A good way to remember which one is Beavis and which one is Butthead is to remember the acronym "Baby Blues." B in baby stands for Beavis, and b in blues stands for Butthead. You're welcome.

One day a black guy bought some fried chicken. The clerk said: Lol you guys always eat chicken! Lol said the black guy, yeah I am here a lot. Clerk: No I meant your kind of you know... I KNOW WHAT? Clerk: You guys at the studio next door! Oh, yeah, lol I almost thought you meant my skin color! Clerk: You fucking Negroes always thinking we are racist...

Why did Hellen Keller drive off of the cliff? Because she is a woman.

The funniest thing happened the other day, it was like one went like this, and the other went like that, and then everyone laughed... ...Oh, its one of those where you would have had to be there to see how funny it was.

what was so bad about hitler? he inadvertently subjected his political officials to death by rope

What did Timmy's mom think of his art project? Nothing, she screamed and called an ambulance because she saw that he had tripped and fallin onto a pair of scissors and they just so happened to peirce his heart.

So these two guys walk into a bar... Well, I forgot the rest of the joke, but your mother a whore.

Why didn't the 1 month old chicken cross the road? Because by that time it's already a Mcnugget.

What did Bob say at Fred's house? "I know where Fred lives."

Hickory Dickory Dock Three mice ran up a clock The cluck struck one But the two other got away with minor injuries

A black man bites into a watermelon. Just kidding he was white.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the magician pull a rabbit from a hat? Despite his choice of occupation, magic tricks are rarely appropriate in hostage situations.

knock knock. Who is there? You have. You have who? Your entire family in my basement.

What did the little boy say to his cat? Masturbate on my moms corpse.

How do you acquire a bomb? Go to the bomb store.

an 80 yr old man apllies to walmart

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

Roses are red, my binoculars are blue. When your window's open, i'm watching you.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? I don't know. I'm paralyzed.

Why the african children was sad? - Because an octopus bite his arm

What's the difference between a panda and a baby? I don't have a baby in my freezer

What do you get when you cross a gay man with a chainsaw? A decapitated homosexual.

What do you get if you cross a river with a cat? Wet.