A Priest and a Rabbi walk into a bar together. They discuss the fundamentals and aspects of Religion.

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What's better than winning a million dollars? Winning 2 million dollars!

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Q: Why was the boy sad? A: An Elephant was sitting on his face

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hi little boy you want some candy i dont know do you want some candy you creeper

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What do you call a black woman that's blind and has 1 leg? Handicapped

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

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A blonde walks into a bar. That's it.

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Roses are red, Violets are glorious, Don't try to surprise Oscar Pistorius!

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What did the the White blood cell say to the bacteria? Nothing. Its a cell. It goes through phagocytosis.

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What is a pedophile's favorite thing about twenty-six year olds? There are 20 of them.

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Nock Nock Whose there? Your mom. Stop locking your door.

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Why did the man cross the street? Because he had to go work.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a terrorist.

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A Jew finally tipped He was in a canoe

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Why don't women drive more? Because statistically the man offers to drive more frequently

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Two muffins are in an oven. Neither of them talk due to the fact that they are muffins and are inanimate, therefore denying them the ability to talk.

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John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt has a really long name.

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Why was the pizza mad? Because he was going thorough a growth spurt and the testosterone got to him.

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A man and wife were having a vacation when suddenly the man falls to the floor and starts having a seizure. The woman screams "Oh my God, is there a doctor in the house?!" Then a doctor appears and helps the man with the appropriate method of handling a seizure. The doctor says everything is going to be okay.

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Q: Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? A: Because he had bladder control problems and feared he may ruin the first pair.

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the other day i was walking down the street and saw a black man carrying a tv. i thought to myself, "hey that looks like mine!" but then i was like nawwwwwww, mine's at home...... shining my shoes -_-

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they say a rolling stone gathers... speed until it reaches maximum potential speed and cannot go any faster.

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You wanna hear what's totally out of this world? The moon

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Here's a riddle: What can you catch, but not throw? A really heavy ball, or STDs.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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