- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are Asian people bad drivers? Coincidental cases of blurred vision.

A baby seal walks into a club. It is eventually beaten to death and eaten.

I don't know about the rest of you, but I HATE funerals.

Two great white sharks are swimming in the ocean together, one turns to the other to speak, but doesn't because sharks can't talk.

How did the old man die? He was shot after eating a rather large watermelon while skydiving out of a helicopter, boob fighting 5 toddlers.

The funniest thing happened the other day, it was like one went like this, and the other went like that, and then everyone laughed... ...Oh, its one of those where you would have had to be there to see how funny it was.

Q:what do you get when you get when you cross a dog and a human A: a human-dog hybrid with AIDS

Once a upon a time there was a boy whom likes cheese. The boy: I like Cheese and thats the end of the story

what did Shivank say to Ricky? "you suck dick" HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH

What did the horse say to the other horse? Nothing, they're both horses

two kids see a girl naked in the woods They walk away promptly to their homes and tell their mothers.

Q: Why does Billy get bullied at school? A: Because he has Down's Syndrome

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike

Bläeghen-Fassybìll-No?cheb!

Q: whats the difference between a t.v and a dead baby? A: i don't have a t.v in my garage

what's the difference between a black man and a tricycle well the black man's a human

Knock Knock. Who's there? Come in! Come in who? I'm just com in' inside.

A man walks into a library and asks for a book on suicide. The librarian quickly picks out such a book and hands it to him, because to deny him the book would break the conventions of a library.

Why did the middle-aged lady have a heart attack? Years of heavy smoking, alcohol abuse and lack of exercise had taken its toll on her body, causing it to age prematurely. @JWest

Theaters say silence is golden... Trap silence in a jar, make millions.

roses are blue violets are red crap i screwed up dont judge me

What do you do if your walking into a room full of Lions and Jaguars? You stop walking.

what did i get my mom for her birthday? Nothing im selfish

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