- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black guy walks into a bar with a dog. He is asked to leave because his dog is not on a lead.

Why was the black person sent to the back of the bus? All of the front and middle seats were taken.

A child walks into a bar. I swear those jungle gyms are too short.

What's blue and invisible ? Nothing.... Its impossible to be iinvisible and a color

There are 10 kinds of people in this world. Those who understand binaryy and those who dont.

How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

What would George Washington do if he was able to talk to all of America? Ask them to dig him up.

Why did the Cross chicken the road? Because it wasn't the way to the Lord

why did the black man drink grape kool-aid kool-aid refreshed him after a hard days work out in the field picking cotton

Whats faster than a mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

Whats long, green and falls out of trees? A canoe. Why did the old man fall out of the tree? He was in the canoe.

batman farted so hes retarded

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face

What is long, hard, and full of semen? An erected penis.

If the goverment wants us to be eco friendly then why are the eco friendly cars so expensive?

A banana walks into a bar many people leave considering bananas certainly don't walk. many people are wondering if they are dreaming

Why did the police arrest the black man? He'd committed a crime, and was punished accordingly.

I have a joke Who is better, Kobe or Lebron? Kobe. But I lied, that wasn't a joke.

Tim is a bald headed prick with an annoying voice and he looks like a clean shaven Walter White if he was on the same drugs that he was making and he looks like he smokes too much because the wrinkles on his forehead look like lips.

-knock knock -i'm not at home, go away!

Q:What did the midget say to the toll booth operator? A: Is your family dead too?

What did the statue say to the other statue? stat-you?

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