- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When Glenn looks in the mirror all he sees is Nicole Sipes.

what are you mike bibby?

what do jews, blacks, and asians have in common? they have all been targets of racism!

What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his mother at the hospital who is dying of cancer.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

There was a fat man crying. I just told him the local Mc D's was arson attacked.

When did the ball-room finally close? Closing time.

Why did the boy break his leg? Because he fell off a building

Why was it okay for the people in the hospital to laugh at the patient with narcolepsy? It wasn't. The patients were treated due to moral obligations. But the doctors that laughed had either been fired or warned, depending on if there were previous reports of exploitation of patients.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I Have ADD ...

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When did Rick Santorum realize he was gay? When we woke up with a bloody condom in his ass.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They then proceed to bake into tasty pastries which are then eaten for snacks or maybe a light breakfast.

Whats worse than the holocaust A: not much

Roses are red Violets are blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

when life gives you lemons throw them away.. they are probably bad

knock knock i have diarrhea

So there was this kid who was sitting on a stool, and the stool started moving. He then realized that stools do not move, so he got up and ran away as quickly as he could.

whats worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to get some exercise. They were getting terribly overweight.

A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My grandmother has degenerative brain disease, We may need to euthanise her.

Potatoes have skin, i have skin, so therefore i must be a pig

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