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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Making fun of Charlie Sheen is like shooting up in a barrel.

why did the elephant cross the road? it was the chickens day off.

Knock knock Who's there. Interrupting cow, sorry you can see where this is going, just let me in without asking any more questions please.

How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are yellow Grass is green

How do black people vote? They go to their polling place, register, then vote for their candidate on election day.

In Soviet Russia, man doesn't walk to the bar. The bar walks to the man!

- On the cliff edge are standing three people: an Asian, Jewish and black man. Who's going to fall first? - Who's going to care about this?

why did rhys jones get shot. because he was there

I am back with more jokes! -Lets go Mets It is best to dislike this one

why couldnt the baby walk through the door? because it had a javeline through its head.

Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

How do you kill a dumb blonde? Personally, I love stabbing them.

What do you call an horse? A horse, because horse does not start with a vowel and that would be grammatically incorrect.

why did the plane crash ? Because a loaf of brad was flying it, and Loaves of bread don't fly planes

Roses are blue Violets are unicorns This doesn't make sense Refrigerator

Q: What race was Jesus Christ? A: None, he's not real

Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver? She was a woman

Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

Whats worse than standing on lego? Rebecca black. whats worse than Rebecca Black? Justin Bieber. Whats worse than justin Bieber? Standing on a baby that isnt yours.

What did the ice cream man ask the little boy? Want some ice cream?

2 people lived next door to each other. The man said "hi" and so did the other man. What is wrong with this situation. Nothing, just friendly neighbors.

How do you wake up lady gaga? Poke 'er face.

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