Why did the homosexual man buy the antijoke book he enjoys reading

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Your Mom is so fat she's Fat

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I like my coffe like my women Without a Penis

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How Dow you make a baby stop crying?? Hit it with a brick By smash45

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why did rhys jones get shot. because he was there

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Why do things made by Glen taste so good? Because he has mastered the cream

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WHATS THE BEST AVENUE TIN SHACK AVENUE

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What did the transvestite say to the hypochondriac? "Ever been to Toledo?"

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whats brown and has wings? a stick, i lied about the wings bit

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I've got a fever, and the only prescription is more ibuprofen...

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what did spiderman say before he saved mary jane? ill save you mary jane.

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If you have a stroke, call 000

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Wanna hear a joke? Womens rights ;) Wanna hear another joke? Too bad i'm not gonna tell you

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What do you call white people on a bench? NBA What do you call black people on a bench? RTA

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There was a black person running down my street. He was celebrating because he just graduated from Harvard University.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun...

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What did the boy get at the bowling alley for his birthday? a corpse. *from Bones

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What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

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A seal walks into a club. And proceeds to die. Why? The seal isn't able to walk so it was crawling and a man was swinging a club to it's head, so it perished and he could feed his family. The Statement was censored by the FCC

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What do you call a ginger in an oven? A ginger in an oven

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A man walked into a bar, he was meeting his friends but was half an hour early, so he went down the road and got a burger. He had recently began dieting to maintain a healthy weight, but had trouble with self control. 30 years later he would gamble away his family's life savings and then go onto live a long and unfulfilled life.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walked into a prison. A gang stopped them, and said: Hey, want to play a game? Before they could run away, the gang leader told them the rules. You go over there and stand by the wall. You close your eyes, and then we fire a shotgun in your direction. The last one alive wins. They push the brunette onto the wall. She closes her eyes because she knows she's about to die and doesn't want her friends to see her crying. The gun goes off, and she falls to the ground, dead. They pull away her dead body. They decide it's the redhead's turn next. They move her onto the wall. Being the brightest one in the bunch, she tries to keep her eyes open. However, she blinks. The gun goes off, and she falls to the ground, dead. They pull away her dead body. Then the blonde bursts out laughing. "Your friends are dead. And you're about to die. Do you find that funny?" They ask. She answers. "No. It's just- I won the game!"

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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Where would you find a dog with one leg? Possibly in a vet's surgery, or in an animal rescue home or being cared for by a loving owner.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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