- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What has a skinny head and specky? Josh Moran.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8, 9, 10

Hey dude when is 4th of July? I don't know.

I'm hungry.

your mommas so fat she jumped for joy and got stuck

I get more excited then my dog when I give her a treat

Roses are red, violets are blue, take this medication, and call me if you have any symptoms of nausea or heartburn.

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Sandy hook

What did the cancer patient say before they died? I am in so much pain. I love you all

why was the little boy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

What is the connection between a blonde and a halogen headlamp? There is none, one is a female human being with blonde hair and the other is a headlamp with a halogen lightbulb.

roses are red violets are blue i have 5 fingers the middle ones for you.

"Knock knock" Come in!

How do you kill Glenn Campbell? Stab him with a screwdriver.

A man was shot. He died.

What is black and blue and red all over? My wife.

Why did Prius driver go to jail? Because he ran over someone and then fled the scene of the crime (at 11 mph)

What goes up and down but never physically moves? My grade.

What's worse than a kid with a big head? Nothing you just look weird like Austin

A. Why did the boy cross the road? B. Why? A. I don't know! That's why I'm asking you.

Why did the little boy cry and run home from the store? Because the store was out of pickles.

"the president is black, my lambo's blue..." no hes not, hes bi-racial.

Yo momma's so fat that her weight is completely disproportional to the average weight of someone her age.

what's inflation? a hollow cost.

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