You know you're a redneck when you come from a rural area and behave as such.

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All of these jokes suck; so I just made one that equally sucks!

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What's a black man that drives a bus? A bus-driver

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Whats funny? Your face.

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A man was walking through the woods when he comes across a little girl crying by a lake. "What is the matter little girl?" he asked. "My cat fell in the lake ... and it couldn't swim ... so my father jumped in as well and drowned too," she cried," Sad, the man sighed, pulled down his pants and said, "Well I guess today's just not your day,"

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What did George Bush say when 9/11 happened? "Silly pilots! The airport isn't in a building!"

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what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

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A man walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face?" the man replies, "my wife has terminal cancer and has been given 2 weeks to live."

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What's the best way to cross the road? Ideally with your feet and legs, consdiering as disabled people usually don't recommend their unfortunate state of affairs. However there are other alternatives which may or may not be better than common or garden walking, such as crane hire - crossing in a crane bucket in a safe spot; chauffer driven limos, which don't do the straight, direct route, generally; and being carried on a replica of Cleopatra's carry couch (but with modern suspension, unless you prefer the up and down motion)

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Tell me fuck you Fuck you No fuck your mum

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How did the man know he was gay? Australia is full of kangaroos

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What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? Love and attention from his parents.

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Roses are blurred Violets too I have astigmatism I cant see shit

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A Christian asks god why there is so much pain and grief in the world. God does not exist.

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Why was the man in a great deal of pain? Because he was hit in the face with a sack of potatoes.

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A man wins 1 million dollars on the pokies. He goes home and tells his wife and kids about the big win. The next day the man goes go the casino and and loses the 1 million as he is addicted to gambling

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What did the the water hose say to the man? Nothing, but the sight of water made the man thirsty and he drank to excess and died from dilution of his blood.

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What's worse than a man with AIDS? The fact that this is considered a joke.

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what's worse than dropping half your sandwich? Getting hit in the face with a sledgehammer

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Why did hitler kill the Jews? Because he had sever mental illnesses and anyone who thinks the holocaust is funny deserves to die a slow death.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Knock Knock? Why did you just say knock knock just ring the doorbell

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What's black and white and read all over? Michael Jackson bleeding, I spelled " red" wrong

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What's worse than being raped? Finding out it was your uncle.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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