- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

How many times do you have to make an ass of yourself before you look like a retard and thinking ''random'' means funny? Fuck yourself HAHAHAHAHA seriously stahp

What would you do if I jumped down your throat when you were talking? That would never happen, as it's impossible to even climb into somebody's mouth.

One day, Jimmy didn't wake up.

Why did the Nun refude to say Thank You Father? Because she was raped by her father as a child.

Can a match box? No, but a tin can.

Roses are red Violets are blue Everyone on antijoke that steals what I write go to hell My toaster has down syndrom.

whats black red and white. a zebra with a contagious red rash

How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

Barman says to a horse at the bar ' Are you sad or upset?' Horse says 'No' Barman says 'Well why the long face?' Horse says 'Because I'm a horse'

Why didn't the scientist discover a cure for apathy? He simply lost interest in it.

So I was making this glass of milk right? So I get the milk out. And I get the soup out.. then I go...wait a minute...where'd the glass of soup come into this glass of situations? smile+awkard pause because nobody will laugh at this=Success of this anti joke...try it

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reality TV.

today in aa we were telling stories one of them was: that a girl put a wet cat (to dry it) in the oven

What's the difference between a picnic table and a Mexican? A picnic table can support a family of four.

What starts with "F" and ends in "uck" Firetruck.

-It ain't over till the fat lady sings -she just did -oh, I guess it's over then -k

what is purple and smells like poop? very weird looking poop

“DTF”? Says Will. “No” says Harper.

Why did the bus driver tell the black man to get to the back of the bus? Because all the seats up front were full and its dangerous to stand in a moving vehicle

what does pedobear get for christmas ? nothing he's the one giving love to all kids .

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Whatever their names happen to be.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? A second one

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