- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Help, this is an urgent message from the S.S. Obesity. We're sinking; I can't imagine why.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

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Why can't Timmy go on any rollercoasters? Because he's morbidly obese and it would a safety hazard.

Knock Knock Who's There? Poop. Poop who? HAHAHAHAHAHA you said poopoo

What was going through the man's head on the 51st floor when the first plane hit? The 52nd floor.

two peanuts walked into a bar they both sat down and immediately left once they found out the bar was serving peanuts.

Why is it so hard to find slim fitting clothes in America? Because not many clothing stores carry them.

Wath black poeple eat for christmas your food.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It couldn't handle the stress and pressure of being a duck so it committed suicide by crossing a road and therefor being run over by a car.

Q: What's worse than finding out you have genital herpes? A: Finding out your grandmother gave them to you

Why did the plane to New York not land? It was redirected to Boston because of inclement weather.

Santa Claus is so hairy he need to shave more often.

What's black and sits at the top of the stair case? Stephen hawking in a house fire.......

What's brown and sticky? "A stick?" No, poo.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "I have a gambling problem."

A woman takes a shortcut through a dark alley. She is raped, robbed, and murdered. Her family mourns her death.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Probably because it saw some food, or because it felt threatened on the side of the road it was already on.

Q: What do you brush your teeth with, sit on and sleep in? A: A toothbrush, a chair and a bed

What did Jesus say to the jews? Fuck you.

Roses are red, yup.

What is the defference between Obama and an American? Obama doesn't have a birth certificate.

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