- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your titties super glued to a triceritops' as cheeks while the triceritops has chronic diahrea

How old are you? 7

What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Nope! Chuck Testa.

Q: Why did you get raped last week? A: Because at night you touch yourself to pictures of rapists.

A dog was barking at a tree

How many midgets does it take to screw in a light bulb about 4

Why did the slut suck a dick? Because she's a slut.

What's the difference between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my d i c k in your a s s.

Stevie Wonder valentine: Roses are black, Violets are black, everything is black, I cant see shit!

What's worse than finding a knife in your car? Finding a car in your knife.

What was the homeless guy doing on the side of the rode? Begging for money.

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic and its killing his family.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting c- Moo

A man walks into a bar and orders a pop because he was a designated driver

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a pub. They order drinks, then leave without speaking to each other. It was pure coincidence they walked into the bar at the same time. They had no connections to each other, them being from three different countries.

What benefits came from the September 11th attacks? None. It was one of the most horrific tragedies in American History

What's hot and cold at the same time? Hotcold.

What's the opposite of a joke? An anti-joke. You're reading one right now.

Repeat after me: Silk, Silk, Silk, What's the square root of 465?

roses are red poo is poo

Alcoholic walks into a bar and then walks out because he promised his children and wife that he would straight out his life.

Is Yered a dumbass? YA

A bloke runs into the bank, says to the girl "Stick 'em up!" She says "Righty-o, matey" and sellotapes his bollocks to the ceiling.

Once there was an egg by the name of Steve. His name was Steve the Egg.

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