- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So a crippled guy rolls into a bar..

What is pink and gets wet a tounge

What is the name of the mermaid on the Starbucks logo? No one knows, she ran away many years ago of shame. It's undiscovered why.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? ruh-ruh-blah-blah-bluh

Paper or plastic? Yes...

So this guy was making a sandwich...

What's oily and smells like smegma? Kevin Crummy

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of dead babies in my garage.

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

Studies prove that bald people have no hair?.

what's the best way to remove leaves from a tree? take them off

Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

A guy reads the bible Another guy shouts "spoiler alert, the main character dies"

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor Wheres my tractor?

why did the feminist cross the road? to suck a dick

a man decided to climb a tree. he got to the top,raised his arms above his head and said "I am on top of the world ". after that he fell because he was not holding on to anything

Why didn't the octopus have any friends? Because they are antisocial creatures by nature. -Louis

What did the white man say to the group of mexicans when a golf ball was coming toward them? 4!

Why did the Mexican fall off of a cliff? He lost is ballence.

How do get a cat to like you? Give it lots of love and attention

In the movie "Sherlock Holmes". Why is Sherlock Holmes gay???? Because he was chasing "Blackwood".

A man walks into a bar and orders four shots. Before the bartender asks "If it really is that bad of a day". The man says "Yea I need this shit". The next day the bar is overwhelmed with police and investigators. The bartender had emptied a revolver in the tired business man's face and vanished.

You know what makes me smile? Facial muscles.

Women's rights

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