- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who is big and stupid My brother

What happens when you throw a green rock into the Red Sea? It gets Wet.

Why did the dog lick the boy's leg? Cause when the boy blew up his leg landed in the doghouse

What do you call a black man with a gun a soldier who is fighting for his country

What do you call a kid that hasnt passes 7th grade? A 6th grader

Ask me if im a tree. Are you a tree? No

Q:Whats worse then hard nipples A:The holocaust

Roses are red. Violets are red. Daisies are red. WHY IS MY GARDEN ON FIRE?

What is pink and gets wet a tounge

So a crippled guy rolls into a bar..

Have you heard of the dog that sounds like Megan fox? No Oh, well ummm apperantally there's this ummm dog that sounds like Megan fox. So ummm yeah. Pretty interesting stuff

What is the name of the mermaid on the Starbucks logo? No one knows, she ran away many years ago of shame. It's undiscovered why.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? ruh-ruh-blah-blah-bluh

Two guys walked into a pub... and they totally redecorated it! It was brilliant.

So this guy was making a sandwich...

Paper or plastic? Yes...

A guy reads the bible Another guy shouts "spoiler alert, the main character dies"

Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor Wheres my tractor?

what's the best way to remove leaves from a tree? take them off

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of dead babies in my garage.

What's oily and smells like smegma? Kevin Crummy

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

Studies prove that bald people have no hair?.

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