What do you call a really bad band? One with a poor guitar player, a bad bass player, sloppy drums, obnoxious vocals, and all of the songs sound the same. Or Nickelback.

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Knock knock? Who's there? You have cancer.

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Roses are gray Violets are gray I really wish That I wasn't color blind

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What do you call a big house full of dead people? My family

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what do michael Jackson and little boys do in the dark alone? they turn on the flashlight

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If God created the world, including man kind, why do we worship him? We are corrupt, selfcentered, animal slaughterers. He made us this. So, Why?

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What's big long, harry, and has glowing eyes? I dont know. Its under my bed. PLEASE SEND HELP!!!

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Will farrow now gimme your hentai"

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When life gives you AIDS! Make lemonAIDS!

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Why are people in Africa dying? because the majority of them have a lack of food and fresh water which effects their health.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Jeffery Dahmer. Oh, good, you're finally here!

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Listen Supervisor, this is Agent Clarke of the GOV and the WHO, I suggest you respond ASAP, I suggest you put set me in touch with either Lady, or Axel Knight right away, this is a matter of your personal security.

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Two muffins were in an oven. The first muffin says: 'It sure is hot in here!' The second muffin says: 'Why are they only cooking two muffins?'

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What do you call two black people in the same sleeping bag? A newly married couple on their camping adventure honeymoon.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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(Knock, knock) A: Who's there? B: Orange A: That is impossible. Oranges are inanimate objects and, therefore, cannot speak.

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To men walk into a bar. One says to a paying customer, "Mind if I sit here?" and the other man inquires the bartender about so.e fancy drink that takes five minutes to prepare. After 23 minutes, naturally, they left at exactly the same time and they went home to their wife and kids. They both share a wife and kids.

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yesterday, a girl asked me why a guy is Bro if he bangs alot of chicks, and chicks are hoes if they do alot of guys. i said to her “well, if one key can open a lot of locks, then it is the master key. if a lock can be opened by alot of keys, then it’s a shittyass lock, isn’t it

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had a good wank over anime yesterday xoxo dylan hodge

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What did Steven Hawkings say as he fell down the stairs? .................

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Q: What happened when lost John lost his crack cocaine? A: He bought some weed.

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What did Hitler say to the Jewish boy? Nothing, Hitler died many years ago...

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an irishman an american and a jihadist get a plane were did they go right through my house

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Oh shit my gardens on fire

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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