- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the car crash? Because the driver was blind

What do you call a person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk? A person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk.

Q: what's yellow and can't use chopsticks. A: corn

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got run over on the way there.

Roses are red, Violets are blue if something smells bad, its gotta be you! Roses are red this much is true but violets are purple not f***ing blue!

What do you call a group of white males wearing hoods and setting fires? Cold

Why did the man drop one dozen long stem roses? Because he was hit by a taxi cab

A man walks into a bar he orders a drink

whats small and blue? a suffocated baby

What do you call a black man with a peg leg? Disabled

What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk

Why did the man visit 4chan? He heard about it from a coworker and was curious about what it was.

Whats red and tastes like parsley? Not Red Parsley

why did the pyromaniac burn down the house? because he is a pyronaniac, he derives pleasure from burning things.

Q. What do humans and jelly beans have in common ? A. Nothing.

what is red white and blue? the french flag

Why did the husband and wifes marriage fail? The husband slept with many other women and is putting his family through a hellacious situation.

whats brown and stick? brown paint that has not dried yet.

Why were 5 tall white guys sitting on a bench? They were in the NBA

why does the room smell bad? because there's a dead body under the bed

Whats worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple...

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What did Timmy's mom think of his art project? Nothing, she screamed and called an ambulance because she saw that he had tripped and fallin onto a pair of scissors and they just so happened to peirce his heart.

A man went skydiving and tragically died.

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