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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What was Helen Keller's favourite colour? None, due her disability she was unable to see colours...

Knock knock Who's there? Chicken Chicken who? I can't believe you're talking to a chicken

irish man drinking john smiths

What is a hammer? It's not a screwdriver

There was a black guy and a blonde crossing the street. They are not related.

Did you here about the guy who kidnapped Liam Neeson's daughter? Well, he died

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Gary.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, my dick is hard, and it's cumming for you.

knock knock who's there? F uck F uck who? F uck off

three mexicans walk into a bar... the bartender says get the fuck out!

Two muffins are baking in an oven. One of them says, "Man, it sure is hot in here." and the other muffin replies, "Yep." They later die a horrid and painful death as their flesh gets burned into a nice golden brown crisp.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline. YO YO YO I F U C K YOU ALL!

whats the difference between a black man and a cat? you dont run from a cat

What is easier than making pie? Making cake!

What do you call 10 black people swimming down a current? A happy family

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas were meant to be put in an oven.

A black and a white man walk into a grocery store the black man buys fried chicken and the white man buys vegtables. The men both have different opions and enjoy different food groups.

Why are black people so ghetto? because they live in the ghetto

did you hear the joke about the vagina ....... you'll never get it

What did the homeless man's sign say? It didn't say anything. You had to read it.

Im taking a shit right now.

what do you call a black man in a cop car? a policeman

An Asian, a redneck, an Irish, and an Iranian walk into a bar. All but the Iranian were asked to go back to the parking lot and park their car to take up only one space.

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