Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

A Jew, Muslim and Mexican all die of cancer

What do u when life gives u lemons? U put them in your iced tea.

Did you see Helen Keller's doll house? No... Well it's really nice!

A black person and a white person decide to have a race. Who won? The white person Don't be a racist.

what did the dog say to the cat? nothing cause animals dont talk.

How many victims of the holocaust does it take to screw in a light bulb? Zero. They're all dead you sick fuck.

George W. Bush

Knock knock Whose there? 4

what's worse then the holocaust finding a worm in your apple.

What makes George Michael gay? The fact he engages in sexual intercourse with other men.

What happens when a black man is swinging in a tree? He is enjoying the swing set I helped his father put up.

What did the fish say when he ran into a cement wall? ....Nothing fish don't run What did the fish say when he swam into a cement wall? ...Damn

Why did John not like his chocolate? It wasn't chocolate it was poop.

Why do zebras have stripes? I don't know.

What's better than winning the Special Olympics? ...Not being retarted.

A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one

what is the difference between my girlfriend and my black pet bunny .... i raped my black pet bunny

What is the difference between a baleen whale and a black guy? One speaks and one says EEEEEEERRRROOOOOWWOWOWOWOOWRR!

What's 1+1? 69.

It's a bird! No, it's a plane! No, it's actually a bird. You can see its wings flapping.

What did the black guy do when he heard sirens? He Ran

Whats red and smells like black paint Red paint

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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