why did the blind kid cross the road... because he was sick of being blind

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A priest and a rabbi attempt to take a whale to a bar. But due to the enormous size and the need for water, the whale couldnt come.

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What do you call two black people in the same sleeping bag? A newly married couple on their camping adventure honeymoon.

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What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

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How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

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How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open the fridge door and place the elephant inside. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Open the fridge door, remove the elephant, and place the giraffe inside. There is a party at the zoo. All of the zoo animals attend, except one. Which one? The giraffe, because he is in the fridge.

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A man once had a monkey, and it made him very happy. then one day, his monkey ran away. So the man was very sad and screamed, "I knew i should have broken the monkey's legs!!"

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A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

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What did the boy say to his father? I don't know. With the seemingly infinite number of topics that two people could discuss and the fact that both the father and son are fictional, it would be unreasonable and border edge mentally unstable for me to assume that you would know what they may or may not be talking about.

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What did the pencil say to the other pencil? Nothing, pencils do not have the ability to speak as they are an object.

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Roses are red Violets are blue This is a poem The End

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What's Black, white, green, and red? To bloody zebras fighting over a pickle

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roses are red violets are blue do i care? no.

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how do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The fridge is on its side, the door is torn off, and the ruined food scattered all over the floor. Not to mention there is an elephant in your kitchen.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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How do you stop a baby from drowning? Take your foot off its neck.

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What do you call a woman with two black eyes? Irish sunglasses

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what dyu call a bunch of white guys on a bench? the NBA

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Want to hear a joke? No.

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You know what the stupidest country in the world is? Equatorial Guinea

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What is worse than catching someone trying to cheat by looking at your exam? Getting struck by lightning.

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Why is Timmy afraid of x-rays? The last time Timmy had an x-ray, the radiation was too much for him, giving him terminal cancer, which also explains why he will die in the next 24 hours.

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Anti Joke

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