What did the homeless black guy write on his sign? need money for weed.

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person 1: don't look person 2:Why person 1:because my shirt not on and my boobs are jiggiling

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Why didn't the dog want to cross the road? there was a flea market on the other side.

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Sometimes I finger myself to some Madonna and Mary J. Blige shit. - Jesse

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Q.what is the diffrence between a jew and a pizza A.pizzas dont scream in the oven

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Why was the Jew so happy? He had a good day

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God, you know after creating humanity and kinda regretting it and stuff, fell into drinking and betting. He found Sin a fellow poker player, and all was good. Until God, drinking a bit too much bet a bit too many of his creds: Son. Jesus: Yes father. God: Uh, I kinda ended up low on cash on the poker game last night and I kinda well... I am gonna be frank here, I bet you and lost. NeroMetal Not dissing the bible, just enjoying the always brighter side of life eh? ;)

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Why didn't the skeleton go to his party? Because he used to be alive and was burned to death by an overturned truck carrying chemical's so his family canceled the party to organise the funeral.

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How do you call the uncle who molested you as a child? More than likely with a telephone.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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What is orange and sticky? A blue ice cream with no skeletal structure Hang on, Ice Creams don't talk and the ice cream wasn't even yellow!

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This site is called anti-joke.com Because it is a donkey.

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my name is piare (peeair) because my balder is empty

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what do you get when you mix peanut butter and jelly? a sweaty black guy

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane actually hit their car and only killed your family.

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Q. what did the hobo say to the rich guy A. nothing the hobo wa a mute

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What did the mexican say to the other mexican? Lets go get some tacos.

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U are with a jew a Christian and a muslim, you walk in chicken shop, thw lights close, and all of a sudden, hitler and a vampire pop up. Which one do you kill? The jew.

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Roses r Red Violets r Blue I'm schizophrenic So am i too!

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Why did the girl talk to her computer? Because she was Skyping with some faraway friends. Why were her friends far away? She was sent to the moon. Why was she sent to the moon? Because she tried to create eternal night.

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Q: Why do all Asians have small penises? A: They don't.

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a man walks into a bar.... his? drinking problem is seriously affecting his family

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Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar Was it you? No

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What's worse than finding your whole family dead? Nothing. Finding your family dead is terrible.

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