- Anti Joke

A Redhead, a Blonde, and a Brunette are all standing on top of a cliff in Ireland. They took a few pictures, and all in all it was a lovely vacation.

A man walks into a store with a faulty washing machine. He provides a valid guarantee receipt at the customer service desk and it is replaced without an issue

What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

The one under this is a fake. i wrote the real one

What do you call a girl with an iq of 13 Dead

Confucius says, I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand.

What is brown and can't get an erection? Poo

How do you make a cripple cry Cut of his legs, THEN telll him a joke

woman's rights

How do you confuse a blond? Paint your self green and throw forks at her.

Q. What's The Best Thing About Having Sex With Twenty Three Year Old's? A. There are 20 of them...

Joe: Hey, why are your counters all red and your blender looks broken? Me: The same reason why Mrs. Johnson's baby is missing. ajl

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Redhead, a Blonde, and a Brunette are all standing on top of a cliff in Ireland. They took a few pictures, and all in all it was a lovely vacation.

Why did the woman get into a car accident? She was blind.

How did the black man burn down the house. He threw a flaming match through the window.

Q: How do you make Osama Bin Ladin happy? A: Take him out to a nice seafood dinner free of charge.

Q:What do you call a black priest? A: A great quality volunteer at a local church.

What do you call someone who can legally murder? OJ Simpson

Whats brown and sticky? - A brown stick.

What happened to the gun that was jammed? It didn't shoot.

Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

What's easier than a whore? Doesn't matter, your mom's a whore either way.

Why was the boy afraid? Because he had just seen his dog get ran over by a tractor

whats the differnce between madalin macan and batman?...batman returns

Why did the chicken cross the road? It escaped.