- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What do you call a black pilot A. A pilot

what did the red rock say to the blue rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk.

too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? dinner

Your momma so stupid, she dropped out of school at a young age of 12.

What do u call a joke with no punchline? An anti-joke

What is long, hard, and full of semen? An erected penis.

How did the the the police know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head & shoulders in the glove compartment.

your mother eats so many chocolates and sugary confectionary that i would recommend a check up the the dentist.

What did one saggy boob say to the other one? Better perk up or they'll think we're nuts.

What did the little girl get for Christmas? A pipe bomb

Yo momma so fat, when she steps on the scales it reads 90kg

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he has no arms.

Why didn't the Mexican go to college? He was caught smuggling drugs over the border and was shot.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychological disorder.

What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

What did the boy with no legs get? A treadmill.

Chuck Norris was the leading role in the television show Walker, Texas Ranger.

A horse walks into a bar. It doesn't order anything or say anything because it is a horse. It proceeds to walk around and knock over a few tables before finding the door.

My Japanese girlfriend dumped me today...Oh well, theres plenty more in the sea

Most adults can swim. Current government studies are investigating similar skills in babies. With unnecessarily large pools.

wh did a man all of his bike? It was a wet and slippery day, he had a lack of control and concentration

What is worse than being eaten alive by a shark? Being force fed live goat intestines while Kevin Spacey rapes your father.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Names.

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