What did the cheerleader get for christmas? Money, because she's a stupid w hore

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A witch walks into a bar and orders a drink. She gets her drink and proceeds to have a great time.

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Why do cows say moo? Because it's a cow

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You know you have no friends when you steal someone's ALIAS concept and disrespect what is perhaps the most intellectually satisfying form of humour. [L]

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A man walks into a bar at 4:00 PM NO it was actually 4:01 because my clock is messed up and My dad likes cheese plus pie

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a white guy walks into a bar luckily he is not an alcoholic and knows when to safely stop drinking and already gave his keys to a friend.

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A black man in a hooded sweatshirt is sprinting down a back alley. He is trying to get into better shape by exercising and knows a shortcut to his house.

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Q: What's worse than a baby nailed to a tree? A: Ten babies nailed to eleven trees.

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because dinosaurs died out 65.5 million years ago.

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what did the sock say to the shoe? Get your tongue off me.

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"What's wrong?" "I can't fap." "Why not?" "Because I saw your face."

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Guess my favourite fruit. Peach.

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What did the man say to the cat? I thought you were fake.

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Once upon a time a guy took his pants off why because he was touching himself

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Whats sadder than 20 dead babies nailed to a tree? The Parents...

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EVERYBODY has a penis!!! Everybody!!!!

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What's the difference between an apple and a baby. An apple is a fruit. A baby is a human being.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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Roses are red Violets are blue Horses that lose Are made into glue

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Q: Why are pine trees green? A: Because of the green pigments in the leaves known as chlorophyll which are used to capture sunlight.

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There was a boy and..........his dad said to go to the store to get his daily thing.........he went to the store and bought it......he came home and said.....HERE ARE THE EGGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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a guy walks into a bar. he suffered a severe concussion. BECAUSE THE BAR A POLE

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It takes a minute to know somebody, an hour to fall in love, but a lifetime to forget. Once, my mom forgot me at Disney World.

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A man walks into a bar with a couple of chickens by his side. He sees a man sitting at the bar drinking a beer. The man who's drinking the beer offers the other man a seat, and asks him to join him in the drinking. The other man hardly refuses and takes the beer from the other man and throws it on the floor, breaking it. The man sitting at the bar asks him why he did it. The man answers: "My chickens don't like beer"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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