What's the difference between Santa Claus and Tiger Woods? Santa Claus is a fictional old man who flies around delivering gifts, while Tiger Woods is a professional golfer.

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Knock knock. Why are you saying that, you should actually knock the door. Oh ok.

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Whats worse than having cancer? Nothing....

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Me: Ask me if i'm a truck. You: Are you a truck? Me: No.

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What came first? The chicken or the egg? The egg, because breakfast comes before dinner.

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What do you call an giraffe? Well, you should probably call it a giraffe if you want people to think you are literate and know your grammar.

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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What did the bad boy get for Christmas? Incurable cancer.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

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What happened to the alcoholic man that decided to never drink ever again? He died of thirst. Moral: Alcohol was the only available liquid in this twilight zone... Anti anti joke

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Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. An orange.

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There is a blond and a burnette in a car. The blonde is driving. What a nice use of the carpool

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whats yellow and very big? I dont know. no one will tell me

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A blond was walking alone down a street one night. Then she was suddenly mugged and raped. She reported her attacker but he was never caught.

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Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead

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why did bob fall off the swing Because he got hit by a microwave

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Where was little Sara when the bomb went off? Everywhere. "Knock Knock" "Who's there?" Sara's hands

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A duck walks into a bar *************************** Later that day the homeless man had duck for dinner.

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What do you call it when you kill a Jewish homosexual? Murder.

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What's the difference between a black man and a bench? A bench is an inanimate object.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? A blind fish.

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Evil Witch: Hey Snow White, want an apple. Snow White: No thank you, I just ate, I'm good. Evil Witch: But its good! Snow White: No thanks, I'm good! Evil Witch: Ill put caramel on it!! Snow White: NO THANKS! Evil Witch: FINE!! The Evil Witch then pulled out an AK - 47 and violently murdered Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.

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What do you call a jewish person at a construction site? A builder

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