- Anti Joke

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? You shouldn't call him anything. He needs help. -Tag

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

What do you say to a corpse? How's life?

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Run it over with a lawn mower!

How do you make an Indian explode? Push the red button

roses are red violets are green id love to flick owen cliffords mams bean

Why did the cop pull over the car full of black people? Because, they were going 65 in a 35 mile per hour speed limit zone, Which is against the law.

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? As Suzy neared the ground while swinging, her foot caught a small hole in the swingset's pebble foundation, and the power of Suzy's momentum along with the sudden stop of Suzy's swing forced Suzy to fly forward off of the swing. Suzy, seeing the silliness of her mistake, laughed it off, and tried to get back up. She quickly realized that her leg had snapped in half. Suzy will never walk again.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock. Who is there? You have. You have who? Your entire family in my basement.

a blonde does something stupid. she dies. its funny.

What's brown and smells like paint? -Poop. I don't know why it smells like paint though..

Why did the dinosaur rent a DVD in Redbox about a sex? Because he didn't own a Blu-Ray player.

Why did the boy's house get destroyed? It was bombed.

What did Superman say to Batman when they first met? Nothing. They are not real.

why does her hair shine so nicely? she uses good shampoo.

whats worse then getting a parking ticket? the plague

Why are leprechauns so happy? The grass tickles their balls

all these jokes are horrible now

Q: What did the dragon say to the other dragon A: Nothing they did'nt exicest.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra

Fun Fact: If you lay out all of the veins in your body out, You will die

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dont you hate it when your reading something and it doesnt end the way you cactus

How do you confuse a blond? Paint your self green and throw forks at her.