What's 8 foot tall and can't breathe? Ryan Eisenhour

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A ninja is walking down the street then he...finds a puppy a names him rex

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Question: What do you call a Black person who cooks food at a fried chicken restaurant? Answer: A chef

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roses are red, violets are blue, if ruddell was black, he would smell of poo.

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What did the blonde call her pet zebra? Isaac

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Robin Williams walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? To which Robin Williams replies, "Because I'm going to kill myself."

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What did the hooker say to the black guy? How long do you want it for?

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What's smelly and Dirty? Someone who hasn't shower in a reasonably long time.

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How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb Wanna go ride bikes?

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Knock knock whose there alzheimers alzheimers who get in the van

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The Holocaust is worse than any number of bee stings. Unless, of course, bees separated people of certain ethnic backgrounds from their families and killed them off bit by bit by stinging them.

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what was so bad about hitler? he inadvertently subjected his political officials to death by rope

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how do you make a baby cry? put a nail through its foot

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What did Jamaal say when he was in Walmart? I'm Jamaal and I'm in Walmart.

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Q: What do you do when the light burns out A: Just replace it with a bulb from a less used room

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Roses are red, Violets aren't. This doesn't make sense. Potatoes and brown.

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What's invisible? A lot of stuff.

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What's the difference between a Pimple and a Priest? One waits till you're 13 to "come" on your face.

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Q: If your riding down the Nile on a boat and your boat springs a leak, how many boxes of pancake mix does it take to fix the hole? A: 58, because Koalas are marsupials

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How do you get into USA from mexico? Climb a fence

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Sarah, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and even though she is a little sweaty At the moment, you realize what a beautiful woman she really is. You decide to ask her to marry You, and after she says yes, you two make passionate love in the front seat Of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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What is white but you can't see it? A bottle of milk around the corner.

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Why did the woman get into a car accident? She was blind.

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knock knock. Who is there? You have. You have who? Your entire family in my basement.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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