I can't stand being in a wheelchair.

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why couldnt the black man fly, becuse his master said he coudnt.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels.

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Why did the man fart? He didn't. Stop being so dirty-minded.

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why did the cow say baaaaa ? it was a stupid cow

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Why did the man die? He helped others before placing his own oxygen mask on.

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One day a baby hit himself on the head with a stuffed animal. I lied, it was a brick, so he died.

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What is red and green and goes 50mph? A frog in a blender.

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what happens if you drop a spoon? it sounds a lot, and it's annoying

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Q: Whats the first thing you see when you wake up? A: I don't know.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Whats worse than hard cheese?Cheese DUH

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What happened after the man with no arms and legs lost his keys? Nothing. He won't get them for the rest of his life.

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Why can't bob fix it? I through a frige at him.he died.

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Why is my penis rainbow colored?

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Why did the man read the terms of service? He had ignored them before, and was forced into a scam where a shady organization took all of his money and possessions. With no other way to provide for his family, the man began selling drugs, which led to several arrests. He has been n prison for 3 years now... His wife has left him for one of the man's close friends

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why did they plain crash? cause of gravity stupid

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!

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Three men are walking, the first one walks into a bar. He has a couple of drinks because he is depressed. He drives home, drunk, and dies in a car accident. His wife finds out and hangs herself.

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Why can't you borrow money from a leprechaun? Because leprechauns don't exist.

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Q What happened to the kid with diabetis and a one legged mom A. He got hit by a bus

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A Frenchman an Italian and an American were setting in a bar drinking and talking. The Frenchman said he made love to his wife five times last night. She said if I died she would never get married again. The Italian said said he made love to his wife ten times last night and that she said if he ever died she would kill her self. They asked the American how many times he made love to his wife last night. He said I'm a widower. She died in the 9/11 attacks.

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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What would Helen Keller say to Obama? Wow Im really impressed that you are our nation's first black president. You're doing a great job. Except it would come out like DUUUUURNNNNNAFMKAAAALLLL

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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