Why did little jimmy fall of his bike? His grandma threw the refrigarator at him.

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a man decided to climb a tree. he got to the top,raised his arms above his head and said "I am on top of the world ". after that he fell because he was not holding on to anything

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How do get a cat to like you? Give it lots of love and attention

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What did the white man say to the group of mexicans when a golf ball was coming toward them? 4!

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why did the feminist cross the road? to suck a dick

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In the movie "Sherlock Holmes". Why is Sherlock Holmes gay???? Because he was chasing "Blackwood".

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Why didn't the octopus have any friends? Because they are antisocial creatures by nature. -Louis

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Why did the Mexican fall off of a cliff? He lost is ballence.

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Women's rights

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A man walks into a bar and orders four shots. Before the bartender asks "If it really is that bad of a day". The man says "Yea I need this shit". The next day the bar is overwhelmed with police and investigators. The bartender had emptied a revolver in the tired business man's face and vanished.

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I can't stand being in a wheelchair.

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why couldnt the black man fly, becuse his master said he coudnt.

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You know what makes me smile? Facial muscles.

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Why is my penis rainbow colored?

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Whats worse than hard cheese?Cheese DUH

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What happened after the man with no arms and legs lost his keys? Nothing. He won't get them for the rest of his life.

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why did they plain crash? cause of gravity stupid

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Why can't you borrow money from a leprechaun? Because leprechauns don't exist.

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Three men are walking, the first one walks into a bar. He has a couple of drinks because he is depressed. He drives home, drunk, and dies in a car accident. His wife finds out and hangs herself.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels.

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Why did the man fart? He didn't. Stop being so dirty-minded.

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Why can't bob fix it? I through a frige at him.he died.

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Why did the man read the terms of service? He had ignored them before, and was forced into a scam where a shady organization took all of his money and possessions. With no other way to provide for his family, the man began selling drugs, which led to several arrests. He has been n prison for 3 years now... His wife has left him for one of the man's close friends

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why did the cow say baaaaa ? it was a stupid cow

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Anti Joke

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