- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What has straight black lines and is square? A refferee.

Person 1: Why can't a T-Rex clap? Person 2: BECAUSE THEIR ARMS ARE TOO SMALL! Person 1: No, because they are extinct dumbass

Two men walk into a bar. The first man says to the bartender "I'd like some h2o". The second man says "I'd like some h2o to". The second man died.

Roses are red Violets are blue I've got to say I hate you!

Robin, get in the Batmobile.

When the going gets tough... Commit suicide.

Q: Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? A: Because he had bladder control problems and feared he may ruin the first pair.

Why did the camel climb Mount Everest? Actually, he wasn't a camel, he was a very experienced mountain climber. In any case no one really knows why he did it.

what does 1 out of 15 people get cancer

Yo mama so short she often has to ask you to retrieve items from the top shelf of her cabinet.

how much kush does it take to get kushagra high

what is black and green and rainy all over? the democratic republic of congo

What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike!

What did the chicken do? He crossed the road.

A man walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The barman says no.

Why did the young girl fall off her bike? Because somebody threw a fridge at her.

What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics ? Not being disabled

Why did the chicken cross the road? Fruit loops.

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Want to hear a joke? Too bad.

Where is Jew University? Berlin, Germany

2 bald men are standing on an oval, one turns to the other and says "leukemia."

Q. What do birds and a mouse have in common... A. Nothing there two different species

What has red dots and is yellow all over A poisonous frog

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