- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Emily fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Emily.

Why did the little girl fall off of the swing set? Because she didn't have any arms.

Why didn't the Mother packed her son's lunch? Because her son Timmy likes to go to the canteen

Why did the old man die? He was old.

Once there was a pig named Poga. When he grew up, he was slaughtered and made into bacon.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a terrorist.

A woman asked me today if I'd ever tried crazy golf. I hadn't actually ever tried it.... So I replied "no".

What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics ? Not being disabled

Roses are red, Violets are glorious, Don't try to surprise Oscar Pistorius!

What's the difference between a microwave and hamster? They're both furry except for the microwave

What do you call a dog with no legs? Don't matter what you call him he ain't gonna come.

You can pick you're friends, you can pick you're nose, but you can't run over a pedestrian.

Yo mama so short she often has to ask you to retrieve items from the top shelf of her cabinet.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not very intelligent and was scared by a shadow. The chicken's survival instincts caused it to cross the road, away from the shadow. The chicken crossed the road safely, and is now happily pecking at worms.

Why did the stoner cross the road? He didn't. He was stoned

There once was a man named bulagala moo moo boom chicka boom. Sometimes, when wipe the toilet tissue breaks and my fingers get all dirty. Good thing I have insurance!

Your momma is so fat, shes skinny.

What`s the difference between a dead baby and a pencil? I don`t keep a pencil in my backpack

knock , knock That Was The Same Mistake That Ann Frank Made.

What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

What is the biggest lie in the world How the **** should I know

Why did the old man cross the road? Coz he was in an ambulance

The only positive thing in my life, is the HIV test! Lymmel

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