- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Because he was dead.

Once there was an egg by the name of Steve. His name was Steve the Egg.

What is worse than the holocaust? DUH! A worm in MY apple!

A bloke runs into the bank, says to the girl "Stick 'em up!" She says "Righty-o, matey" and sellotapes his bollocks to the ceiling.

What's the opposite of a joke? An anti-joke. You're reading one right now.

What do you call a penguin sliding down a hill how should i know.

Alcoholic walks into a bar and then walks out because he promised his children and wife that he would straight out his life.

What do you call a piece of Swiss cheese with human characteristics? Abnormal.

How do you stop a lumberjack? You thrust a javelin through his lungs

How do you keep a black man from hanging around your tree? You cut the rope.

HAVE A GOOD DAY. DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO.

An asian walks into class to take a math test. He did not study and consistently misbehaves and promptly fails.

A frog walks up to Steve, and says "Hey, Steve." Steve is terrified because a frog knows his name, and is walking.

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? Three bee stings. Whats worse than three bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Four bee stings.

Your girlfriend.

A black man and a Mexican were in a car. Who was driving? The cop.

Why was the man lying under a sheet. Because he was dead.

what's the worst lie in the universe? I swear to god that was my last piece of gum

Why couldn't Bob pick up his pen? Because a nuclear bomb just set off where he lives and it incinerated everything.

Have you ever seen a cowboy chasing boot?

A man asks his doctor if you can die from drinking to much water. The doctor replies 'Yes you can'

What happened to the homeless man at midnight? He took a shit on the ground

A women left the kitchen.

Why'd the kid stick ice up his nose? To keep his lunch cold.

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