What can never be seen by the owner, looks like Jesses mom, and smeels like shit. Jesses dick.

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Q: Why did the guy fall off his bike? A: He got shot!

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A black man is running down the street with a purse in his hand. He was trying to catch up to the old woman who forgot it at the restaurant. She was very grateful.

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Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? Because he's dead.

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Your mom is so fat, when she farts, I can use her underwear as a hot air balloon

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Q : WHAT DID THE SMALL SHEEP SAY TO THE BIG SHEEP ? Z : BÆÆÆ

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You dropped something.... Yo lip

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How did the black guy swim across the Atlantic? He didn't. He was prepared to, but then went on Expedia and found a ticket with Continental Airlines that was in his budget. He did not like the amount of service he recieved, and decided in the future he will save up and fly with a different company, or in fact swim across.

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Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, if it weren't for the women our peckers would rust. By:Jhonny Thomas Spikes & Trenton Thomas Prather

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Today we eat large amounts of pizza. The one piece had a lot of mushrooms. Like more than the other pieces. The cheese was flawless except for the burnt edges.

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There was a blonde, brunette, and a redhead. They are spending a relaxing afternoon together as a result of being restricted to their heavy therapeutic sessions which they are constantly in need of because all three have been diagnosed with clinic depression since everyone jokes about them so much and in conclusion, they don't see each other very often.

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A life-sized cardboard cut out of Justin Bieber was in a contest with a cut out of Liam Neeson. It was stiff competition.

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What happens to a blonde girl who is buying drugs off of a drug dealer? Nothing, she was an undercover police officer trying to arrest said drug dealers on the street.

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Why did the chicken cr-VAGINA!!!!!!!!!!! sorry, tourettes.

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What happens when a unicorn gets her period? You know it's a girl.

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Why do gingers smell so bad? So the blind can hate them too

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what do you call Tim Tebow on a bike with a clown hat on? Tim, Mr. Tebow whatever you want

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

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Nero, I am happy to hear from you again, but it kinda sounds like you are going to get yourself killed or something. Is there something else I can do? If that asshole is suffering, kill him after he is done doing it, I am done with that piece of shit. Honestly, what is going on Nero? You are not going to suicide or something are you? Please respond, right away, or I wont call your wife.

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A man walks into a bar. He hits his head, and then goes to the nearest drinking establishment.

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Your mum so ugly that she isn't married

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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A light bulb is very similar in shape to a pear. So, when you change a light bulb, don't replace it by a pear.

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Want to hear a popular joke? Women's Rights

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