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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? He said : "where's my tractor?!"

Q Why did the chicken cross the road A Nobody knows why because nobody is psych

Why did the old lady talk to a tree? She had Alzheimer's and was going to die.

whats yellow and very big? I dont know. no one will tell me

The chicken didn't cross the road. Therefor, there is no why.

Q: Why was the boy sad? A: An Elephant was sitting on his face

what is the difference between an octopus and a dead dolphin? one as tentacles the other is dead.

why did so many people die in the typhoon in the Philippines because they had to finish there math homework

There are 2 black guys in a car. Who's driving? The police.

Q: whats the difference between a shoe and a ginger? A: shoes have soles.

"Would you like to see our stool samples?" asked the salesman. 10 minutes later, I left with 3 new bar stools.

roses are black violets are black i am blind

Why can't Vampires go out in the sunlight? Because they don't exist.

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

What's the difference between a hundred dead babies and a porsche? A porsche is a car.

How do you cut the sea in half? You can't. There are an odd amount of letters. You would have to jeopardize the "e", but then it would no longer be "sea".

Has anyone else noticed that the very least popular and the most popular anti-joke on this site are both related to the Holocaust.

What's worse then the bomb that went off in boston? The second one right after.

What did Sally want for Christmas? Nothing, she is Jewish.

Q: What did the fish say when it swam into a concrete wall? A: Fish don't have vocal cords that allow them to speak in a way discernable by humans, and if they did, it would just sound garbled and bubbly due to their being underwater.

Two black guys walk into a bar. The bartender says "what are you doing here" and the black guys say "to get a drink"....

If a brick said "hi" what you reply with? Nothing. You can't reply to something that doesn't speak.

What Did The Ocean Say To The Other Ocean? What? Nothing, They Just Waved. Oh. Did You Sea What I Did There? No. I'm Shore You Did.

Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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