thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

What do a black man and a dog have in common? They're both going to die some day.

Where did Suzy go after the explosion? - Everywhere.

Knock Knock No solicitors

if you press the thumbs up button nyan cat is going to visit you tonight

what did the apple say to the orange? -- NOTHING! APPLES DO NOT TALK!

Why did the man complain of pain in his ankle? Because several consecutive tissue samples of the area revealed a rapidly metastasizing neoplasm. Blood samples indicated the presence of what appeared to be Hodgkins Lymphoma. The man was very wealthy, however, and had world class doctors treat him and got better.

i am an arrow and i did not hit your knee!f

How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

whats the similarities between an xbox and michael jackson? there both made of plastic and they both get turned on by children

Q: Why are pine trees green? A: Because of the green pigments in the leaves known as chlorophyll which are used to capture sunlight.

Knock knock Who's there? Your mom Oh hi mom

Why did the blonde lose her job as a teacher? Because she was in a sudden and violent car crash in which she died a slow agonizing death.

what do you call someone who cant breathe? dead

Roses are Red, Violets are blue Did you think I'd actually cry over you? I said I loved you You believed it was true Well guess what baby You just got played too! ??????

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she was hit by a refrigerator.

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John has 5 brownies, 3 chocolate bars, and 62 cookies. What does John have now? Diabetes, John has Diabetes

What did the man do when he ran out of milk? He went to the store to get some more milk!

A kid walks into a bar He gets kicked out

Why did the chicken go to KFC? Because it was suicidal.

Roses are brown I likes clouds This joke isn't funny so don't laugh

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than Nickelback? Nothing. -Win G.

Shah I'm being chased by a man riding instead a pig in a caravan smoking Apparently I'm a man riding on a pig in a caravan smoking

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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