You know what's good for shoulder pain? If you ice on for 20 minutes then off for 20 minutes repetitively three times a day

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What does the ship say when it's cold? Shiver me timbers

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theres a straight guy, a gay guy ,and a jew the weird part is the straight guy hits on the jew and the gay guy which make the situation all akward.

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How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

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What's green and doesn't fly? A broken green helicopter.

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Thats the magic of Moral Man, I do not make people my bitches, they curl up and do it all for me. Moral: HEEEEEY BITCHEEEEEES! WAZZAAAAP!

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What's sad about a truck passing behind a duck? A: Behind the Duck were the Ducklings.

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What is the best thing the French ever invent The two piece

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Be careful not to say Betelgeuse 3 times, because if you say Betelgeuse 3 times, then Betellllwoow that was close.

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Why did the girls hair catch on fire her neighbor bullied her

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why should you not shake a baby? because if it dies it wouldnt know that its parents hate them.

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Whats the difference between a man and a cat. There both different species.

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Q: what did Katy Perry say when someone told her that she was adaopted? A: That's not true, my parents took pictures of me in the hospital just minutes after I was born.

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Why did the girl fall of her bike? Because she got hit by a fridge!

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If you see a person falling down your balcony, Say cya later!

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How did the cat get outside? It fell out the window

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did you hear about the mexican that went to college? yes

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Q: What is the difference between a potato chip and a frog? A: Neither one of them is a flower.

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i once bought a timeshare, guess what happened? i'm broke

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Why did the blond have a wierd look on her face? Because she was ugly

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why did rhys jones get shot. because he was there

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Whats worse than bitting into a apple and finding a worm? Being the worm who just lost nearly half his whole house because some jerk decided to eat an apple on the ground, whom after eating the apple destroyed the worms self-esteem by making the comparison to the worse thing possible. Or being raped by Zeus in the form of a worm.

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Why do I exist? Because my mom gave birth to me.

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Anti Joke

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