You know why they call me Scuba Steve? Because I Scuba Dive.

A. Big feet, you know what that means B. He has to order his shoes on line because they don't carry his size in stores.

What has two legs? Half a cat

Have you seen Hellen Keller's children? No. They look just like her.

What do you call a black teen on Maury Povich? A mother.

like most people my age. im 27

It's okay we all love you, except me, and everyone else.

Knock Knock Who did that?

Why was the uneducated black guy raped? To make this joke more risky and therefore funnier.

What did Osama Bin Laden Say to Obama when they met? Nothing Osama is Dead

Q. What do you call a man with a shovel in his head? A. An ambulance due to the fact that he has a rather serious head wound.

A blond is on her way driving to the airport when she sees the sign "Airport left." She made a left turn and got to her flight on time.

Neither have I

What did the cat say to the dog before chasing each other You have a nice looking ass

A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. You think they should have ducked?

Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor ? A: The holocaust

Know whats worse than a worm in your apple? Getting fridges thrown at you.

Two muffins are sitting in a oven, The other muffin says to the other muffin nothing, Because muffins are unable of human conversation.

Wow you look beautiful in that picture..... Let me see your tits. Sorry, I thought I was still texting.

Why did the kids put pirahnas in Mr. Hermann's fish tank? So they could eat him.

Knock knock! Who's there? Girl Scouts selling cookies! I'm not legally allowed within 500 yards of you. Please get off my property.

Want to hear a joke? Too bad.

How did the failing slut get an A -she studied really hard

Hi im a joke i eat turtles

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