what movie can a retarded 8 year old play the lead role in. Zathura

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse's mother had terminal cancer

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your mom is so rude that she took her t shirt of and her bra of she was not naked how did she get so rude she drank till one brain cell was left

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The feds ruined the first underground, so in order for this to not happen you joined them?

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Person A - you must be tired, cuz you've been running though my mind all day Person B - i have no legs...

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What is dark in the darkness even if you shine a torchlight on it? A blackman

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A man walks into a bar. It was his push-up bar that he didn't install high enough. He bumps his head and it hurts.

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if someone chucks skittles at u and says "taste the rainbow!!!!" chuck m&ms at them and say "Im not afraid!!!!!"

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a white guy walks into a black guy bar who walks out. A. half black half white baby.

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what does a slim jim taste like? there is no answer because everyone has a different amount of taste buds

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wanna hear a joke? me niether.

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The teacher asked her class "What is 42 + 17?" Several hands were flung into the air. "71!" said Billy excitedly. "No, I'm sorry that is incorrect." said the teacher. "67!" shouted Carl at the top of his lungs. "Incorrect!" said the teacher. Then little Johnny raised his hand. "The answer is 69" he said full of intellectual delight. "Very good." said the teacher.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Oh, I thought you could tell me. I will ask someone else. See you later.

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A White, a Black, and a Hispanic man walk into a bar. They sit down and have a nice conversation, tip their bartender and then leave.

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Why did the chicken cross the playground? Thats what she said

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cerleb i wrote the one about melons!

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why did scooba steeve loose his flippers? because his head imploded after reaching an extremley high pressure point at the bottom of the ocean. unable to live, his memory was a bit less persistant.

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What do you call a fish with no I's Animal cruelty

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Q: Why didn't the bunny eat the carrot? A: The bunny didn't have any carrots. Poor bunny.

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A bus with 12 black guys is driven off a cliff. What is the sad part of this story? ... Our beloved president was not involved.

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Why did Suzie fall out of her swing? Because she had no arms.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, He has died, And now will you,

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How dis the chicken cross the road? On it's chicken wings.

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