Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm Schizophrenic And so am I.

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What did God say to Adam and Eve? Be fruitful

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How do you make etheopians rave ? glue bread to the roof

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What is worse then dying of testicular cancer? Living of testicular cancer and having one amputated?

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How did Whitney huston die? By eating a turkey sasandwich and then put a car jump starter in the bath tub.

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Yes

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what smells like red paint, looks like red paint and is called red paint? A pear, i lied about everything i just said

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Roses are red Violets are blue. most poems rhyme but this one doesn't!

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What do you call a fat computer? Adele :)

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Dane Cook makes a joke.

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Why couldn't the mentally retarded kid hear? It was too dark.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You set the alarm for a reasonable time. - Louis

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? "Get in the car Robin."

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What do you call a deer in the wild? a deer

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welcome to anti joke.com. you were expecting an anti joke wernt you.

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

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How do you get a black guy down from your tree? You can't, because there aint any.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? Go ask your mom.

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My wife was diagnosed with cancer yesterday. Yeh I didnt find it very funny either.

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There were once three brothers who were traveling along a lonely, winding road at twilight. In time, the brothers reached a river too deep to wade through and too dangerous to swim across. However, these brothers were learned in the magical arts, and so they simply waved their wands and made a bridge appear across the treacherous water. They were halfway across it when they found their path blocked by a hooded figure. This hooded figure then proceeded to step out of the shadows and mug them, all three of them were brutally murdered. This is why you stay away from hooded figures when you are being talked about in a story being told in third person.

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Well, I feel that I've stepped outside my comfort zone.

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When Hitler was a girl she had hyjenical warts and when she got older she had beast cancer.

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Q: Whats Brown and sticky A: an eagle except for the brown and sticky part

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I was not scared, I was disappointed, I was expecting to see you for you, not the whole strange outfit getup, what was the point of that? I know the deal about hypnosis and stuff, did you know it is actually known as monoideoism? But I really cant figure for the life of me how it is physically possible to be under a deep state of trance and completely awake at the same time.

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