- Anti Joke

Your mom's house is so old, that she has rats and other various critters such as spiders, gnats, and mosquitoes.

Teacher: Why did you fail this test? Student: Because the hamster that gives energy to my brain just died.

Why was Jimmy upset? He wasn't.

Parents are very similar to trees. They fall over when hit repeatedly with an ax.

A Palestinian woman walks into a library. She is promptly stoned to death.

Why are AntiJokes so funny? Because your brain analyses them and makes you laugh.

What did god say when a black person was born? Damn I burnt one

A man walked into a bar. He sat down, had a nice meal and went home relatively satisfied.

Which came first, the chicken or the egg? The Big Bang. -BG_Shank_A

A black man walks into a bar, and when he left he paid his tab and couldn't have been more courteous.

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is an object and the black man is a human being.

why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a rapist

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a guy with an axe in his head? Chuck

Where did Jonathon go after he died? - Burger King, he died from diabetes

So A guy named Larry walks into a bar and says, Where is your couch?

How many pancakes does it take to lift up a dog house? Silly goose, alligators can't fly!

Why didn't Johnny walk to school this week? He was dead.

Why did Santa die? Because he got diabetes from so many cookies

How do you get a mexican to do the yard work faster? Offer him a 5% bonus.

A man walks into himself. He is revealed.

What falls down but never gets hurt? A professional stuntman wearing protective gear.

How does Ron Weasley greet Harry in the morning? Mornin' Horry, how did ghe' sleep?

Asked by the court barber how he wanted his hair cut, the king replied: ‘In silence.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most rhymes rhyme But this one doesnt