bunnies are fluffy just like yo mama

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Guess what? Chickenbuttt hahahah! lolomfg

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Like if you have a vagina. Also like if you have a dong. (Penis)

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Why did the woman throw a stick of butter out her window? She was mentally unstable.

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Why doesn't a ducks quack echo? Actually, it does, but the echo is imperceptible to human ears.

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a white guy walks into a black guy bar who walks out. A. half black half white baby.

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Whats the difference between a rake and a sack of dead babys? i dont have a rake in my garage.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He believed pedestrians had the right

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? That depends on a variety of factors.

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What's white, wet, and loved by women? A polar bear cub.

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Roses are red Violets are victorious 2 in a chamber Mr pistorius

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why did the monkey fall out of a tree?? a snail threw a refridgerator at him

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? -Because he didn't have any arms!

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What did the commentor say when he saw the "waht's worse than finding a worm in your apple...the holocaust." joke? I am offended to your cruel referance to worms.

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. I don't stalk him on normal days because that is both weird and illegal, thus I cannot come to a conclusion to what he does on opposite day. However, since he is lonely, I hypothesize that he must do something social, since the opposite on that is lonely.

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Q: A football coach walks into a bank. Why? A: Because one of his players is suffering from terminal cancer and he needs governmental funding for the team to play the big game against their rivals and to win, in hopes the kid will recover. Q: Why did the football coach go into the bank again? A: To receive more money to find a new running back.

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What did the fish say when he swam into the wall? DAM!

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Dennis: you can make anything out of coppersulfate Austin: But copper sulfate can make things out of you

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because he was content where he was.

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We got him in about five minutes, the kid will already be exhausted by the point we get to him, r rather, he gets to us. Pretty quick for a small geek I got to say, the photography we got of him is an obvious Photoshop, but he seems similar enough I guess. I would call, but it seems someone has been messing with all other "Erron`s" homes and phones if I had not dropped mine, I would not have noticed we have been bugged for a while, pretty professional gear too,

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A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says "It's probably not a good idea that your in here, any sudden movements and you could seriously injure somebody. Our beer glasses aren't ergonomically designed for your kind of species. I'm going to have to ask you to leave"

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How does Fred drink his milk? -computer

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Why was the little boy reluctant to approach his father? Because his father was a rotting corpse.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Systemic oppression.

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