Why was the little Asian boy crying at the county fair? He had just watched his entire family get brutally crushed beneath the weight of the old ferris wheel as they went to get on. Never would he forget the painful screams of his mother as her blood splashed onto his white t-shirt. Never would he forget the police car ride to the foster home when it all sank in that they were truly gone. And never would he forget the abuse his new parents would inflict on him daily. But what would forever torment him most were those screams. Those persistent screams that woke him in the night until the day he died many, many years later.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Some chocolate and a new DVD.

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Three muffins are walking next to each other in the dessert. The muffin on the right says "Hey now it's my turn to walk in the middle!"

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what happened when joey asked the teacher to go to the restroom? The Teacher said "yes you may go to the restroom," not even putting into consideration that joey was a ginger and discriminating him because of it.

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Why did a kid throw a clock out the window? Because he was adopted

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What's disabled and red all over. The kid I hit with my car.

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A Muslim walks into a bomb shop. Unfortunately for the bomb shop owner, the Muslim was a police officer. He proceeded to arrest the owner and the employees of the store, as it turned out that the selling of these particular explosive devices were illegal. They ended up in jail, and justice was served.

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A rat and a pig rape a puppy. Hey, that's just life.

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because it is humanly impossible to draw a perfect circle.

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Three Lawyers are walking, one falls down, gets up and continues walking

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Bob: I have a funny knock knock joke, but you have to start it. Joe: Ok. Knock Knock. Bob: Who's there? Joe: Uhhhhhhh Bob: Exactly.

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2 guys at a funeral. "did you know the girl?" asks one of the guys. "No" replies the other. "Me neither."

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Whats the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? Megan Fox is alive

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What do you call an African man with no legs? Murderer

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What did the black man say when he jumped in the pool? The water's nice, you should join me.

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Ok class, we are doing arts and crafts today, but remember, have fun and be creative... Thats what she said

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Mr Mac reminds me that no matter how hard you try you will always lose your hair

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What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

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Q: What did the dragon say to the other dragon A: Nothing they did'nt exicest.

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Yo mama's like Darfur: Everyone feels bad for her, but nobody offers any substantial assistance.

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Everytime someone says Jamie on this website, he's referring to Dylan, cause he's to insecure to write jokes about anyone else. Please direct all jokes at Dylan Hodge, 14 years of age, living in Queensland, Australia, come to his house to watch the f a g man, suck his mothers p e n i s.

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Want to hear a joke? ...you're straight.

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What's a Hillbilly's last words? I won't be here much longer, so take care of the kids. I love you.

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Knock Knock? Who's there? Orange! -door opens- You fucking come over here selling oranges one more time Julio and I will have you deported.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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