- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the Mexican got into the USA? Trough the border.

Why didn't Jenny's mom give her any Christmas presents? She was a selfish, mean, woman and didn't care about her children.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse being a horse and doesnt understand english is confused and scared by its surroundings it gallops away knocking over a few tables.

Jimmy: Daddy how are babies made? Dad: If i knew how you wouldn't be here...

Why did the little boy chase after his ball? Because it rolled away

roses are red, violets are blue... thats what they tell me because im blind

Why did it take a long time to read the anti-joke? Because of the great amount of space between the question and the answer.

The doctor told a man he had aids. He told his friends he had AIDS so his friends wouldn't sleep with his wife after he died.

What do you get when you mix a donkey with a bungee cord? My bouncy ass

what`s green and flys a plain i was kidding about the green

So theres a Black guy, White guy and Mexican guy all sitting at a bar. They were friends.

a potato a chicken and a rooster ate a cat and you just wasted your time

How does an electrician install an outlet? I don't know. I'm not an electrician.t

A man walks into a doctor's office and says "Doctor, it hurts when I poke my leg like this!" The doctor replies "That because there's a knife in your hand."

Where did little Timmy go when the bomb dropped? Everywhere.

How do you get Sally of the swing? Throw a clown at her.

Why did the boy wipeout on his bike? An old man threw a snake in front of his tire

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wh did a man all of his bike? It was a wet and slippery day, he had a lack of control and concentration

What do you call man who travels on foot? a pedestrian

If you could eliminate one thing in your life, what would it be ? My ex.

How did the Mexican cross the border? He couldn't he didn't have legs

your mom is so fat that she had to start going to a gym to exercise and get her weight under control.

I woke up this morning and ran five miles. I am proud of myself for engaging in such a healthy lifestyle.

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