- Anti Joke

How do you know that an elephant has been in your refrigerator? The door is ripped off and the refrigerator is lying on it's side. All the shelves are strewn around the floor and your food has been partially eaten or simply crushed. You also have costly damage done to your house and most likely a frightened elephant in your house

Q: The red house is to the left and the blue house is to the right. Where is the white house? A: 3 blocks down from the red house

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? cancer

What's brown and smells like shit? An oddly shaped birthmark on a dirty homeless man

This Anti-Joke is funny. haha.

Latvia isn't a joke

Kid: Mom I'm gonna dig a hole all the way to China! Mom: That's sweet but it's impossible dear. You'll get to tired after awhile to go any farther. Also, by any chance you did dig really deep, you would melt and die if you got the the center because the magma will kill you when you get to it. Alright son? Kid: What?

Why was Helen Keller deaf, blind, and a woman? She was a bad driver.

Why did my toaster break? because it was made in china

Knock knock. Who's there? It's the government, your home is being repossessed.

why did the supermodel have sex with the janitor? she loved him. and he was brad pitt.

Q: What do you call a black person flying a plane? A: A pilot.

A man walks into a bar, drinks, then leaves the bar.

What did the Banana say to the human. Nothing, because bananas are not capable of talking

Who's blind but can see, deaf but can hear, and dumb yet can solve the most complex mathematical equations? Helen Keller-Norris

What do you call a latino with a limp? John...his name is John

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How do you stop a baby flying 100mph? a shovel

What do you get when you cross a hooker with five shots of tequila? Herpes

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he needed to go home.

laughter is the best medicine, unless you have cancer, then you will die.

Whats a difference between an eagle and a tree? They both can fly. Oh yeah, I Iied about the tree.

You know what really grinds my gears? Insufficient lubricant.

What color is a red house Red What color is a blue house Blue What color is a white house White What color is a green house Clear

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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