- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call lots of jews on a train? Call them what you want they aren't coming back!

Why do fat people commit suicide

So there were these two ovens in a muffin. One oven said "Holy fuck it's muffiny in here." The other oven said "Holy fuck a talking oven!"

What's difficult and tedious to do? Trying to find a joke with 0 thumbs up/down -Sykes

What do you do when you see a half-dead black man on the floor? Call an ambulance before he bleeds out causing sepsis.

why didn't the unicorn have a horn? It was a horse. Why didn't the horse have a horn? it was not a unicorn.

Guy 1: So how did you get into hospital Guy 2: I was drinking near my computer Guy 1: So why did it explode? Guy 2: (Doesn't reply)

What did Chuck Norris say to the puppy? Aww what a cute dog.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

Why did the blonde cross the road? To get to the Public University where she worked as a Ph.D associate professor of linguistics.

Why did the chicken cross the road? AIDs.

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Q. what did the hobo say to the rich guy A. nothing the hobo wa a mute

What's worst then leaving a public toilet when you just took a shit and the toilet is now clogged Realising that the maid was waiting for you to get out to clean the toilet...

what is my catphrase nothing I am too good to have one

What do you say if you see a black man with blood on his hands and he has a mask on? Thank you doctor for saving my sons life!

What do you call a chicken with no head? A chicken with no head.

Why did the black man commit suicide last tuesday? he was just fired from his job, his sister passed away, and he became depressed

matt is fat

knock knock whos there? your dr you have cancer

Knock knock. Who isn't there? Not me. Don't come in. I won't.

What happens when a man farts a fancy memorial party in a ball room in England... At least 1000 people die somewhere on earth in the time his butt squeezed out that fart. And I'm sure someone gets raped.

How do you make a fat man cry? You call him fat.

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer

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