why did the little boy start to cry? because his parents didn't love him

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What do you call a dog with 3 legs? Just because it has 3 legs dosnt mean you have to call it anything different

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so i was on anti joke and i read a joke, it made me laugh.

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I had a terrible childhood. My mom abandoned me before I was born.

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#Getweird

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, My farts stink, And so do you.

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Kid: Mom I'm gonna dig a hole all the way to China! Mom: That's sweet but it's impossible dear. You'll get to tired after awhile to go any farther. Also, by any chance you did dig really deep, you would melt and die if you got the the center because the magma will kill you when you get to it. Alright son? Kid: What?

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Is it closer to Minneapolis, or by bus?

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whats white and black, and red all over, kiren poping jacob cherry

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A man walked into a bar. He got drunk and left.

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whats worse than a worm in your apple? the Holocaust

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Me either. Well, later. Later.

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How do you make a clown cry? Hit him with a chair then rape his children

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whats worse than getting ran over by a car seeing your mum having sex

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What's the difference between Little Billy and Ice Cream? People like Ice Cream.

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Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

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What state is high in the middle and round on both ends? Onorth Chiarolinao

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I don't really like holocaust jokes because my grandpa was in it. Yeah he was drunk and fell off his guard tower.

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What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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Suck pussy

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Why did Suzy have burns on her face? Because her little brother attacked her with a hot curling iron thinking it was a lightsaber.

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How do you get a blonde's number? You ask her, but she probably won't give it to a loser like you.

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What did the confused blonde girl ask to a nearby student? Nothing. She isn't supposed to chat because it's study hall and they enforce a strict "no talking" policy.

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What do you get when you cross two things that are seemingly unrelated? A play on words.

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Anti Joke

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