Why are all the other numbers scared of 7? Beacuse 7 stabbed his mother with a steak knife.

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Knock-Knock Who's there? Ketchup. Ketchup who? Ketchup-mustard.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To suck my dick

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why did suzie fall of the swings? because she had no arms.

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Shah I'm being chased by a man riding instead a pig in a caravan smoking Apparently I'm a man riding on a pig in a caravan smoking

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What is BIG, STIFF, AND FULL OF SEMEN!!!? A SUBMARINE!!!!!!!

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Hey! How do you do a four strand plait? With four strands.

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What happened to your face It got hit by a bus By cheyenne

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A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

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what's the worst part about owning a prius? telling your parents you're gay

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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what happens if you drop a spoon? it sounds a lot, and it's annoying

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what do you call someone who cant breathe? dead

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What happend to the girl who went to school dreased ugly She took the other students advice and whent home and killed her self

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hes climbing in your window, hes snatching your people up. Hes a fireman.

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HELLO EVERYONE

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What does NASCAR stand for? Non-athletic sport centered around rednecks.

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What do you call a black man playing a bass guitar? A bassist.

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Q: What would you think if a homeless person asked, "Spare change for drugs and cigarettes?" A: At least he was being honest.

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Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Duh!!!."

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why did the man fall? cuz he jumped from a building

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how do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The fridge is on its side, the door is torn off, and the ruined food scattered all over the floor. Not to mention there is an elephant in your kitchen.

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If you spill milk Don't cry over it..... Clean it up.

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your mom was so fat that she died.

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Anti Joke

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