- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than crying over spilt milk? The Holocaust.

What did micheal Jackson get for Christmas?a restraining order!

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I just sharpened this hatchet Don't make me use it!

Why was the homosexual sad? Because his parents kicked him out, it was illegal for him to be married, and he had a difficult time being accepted by the society into which he was born.

Why did Kallum come to Getaway? Because he ran out of hats

Jennifer Kim... having a boyfriend!

Why did the blonde fail her drug test? She's actually never did drugs before but since she didn't show up for appointment, that counts as an automatic fail.

Did you know, I have a black man in my family tree? He works for a lawn service.

Everyone text/call Mrs. Butt Hemingworth for a free pint of her delicious marmalade! Serious inquirers only. 832 704 1331

in a car crash an entire family is killed from death until they all die

Girl 1- why was 6 afraid of 7? dog- ..................................(doesn't say anything because dogs can't ruff)

Why do Asian men love noodles? Noodles are delicious!

Two elephants were in a bathtub. One elephant asks the other "pass the soap?" The other elephant passes him the soap and they continue with their bath.

Did you hear about the three black guys who got run over by a car? No? Neither did Ray Charles!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got Alzheimer's, Who are you?

Why are babies like shake weights? Cause If you shake them long enough, they both end up being inanimate objects.

Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

So a horse walks into a bar, oh wait Sarah Jessica Parker

if you can read this you dont' need glasses

Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Have you heard about the constipated mathematician? He worked his problems out with a pencil... It was a #2 pencil

Q:Why did the kid drop his ice cream A:He was hit by a car

What did the boyfriend ask his girlfriend for on his birthday? Pokemon Yellow version.

Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar Was it you? No

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