- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the difference between Michael Jackson and a shopping cart? One holds groceries. The other molests small children.

What did jimmy say when his brother had been mean to him all day and he was about to get a straw and his brother took the last one? That was the last straw!

Your mom is soo black , she can go naked to a funeral.

Why did the chicken cross the road ( The chicken says) I dream of a world where a chicken can cross the road without having morals questioned.

There is a famous joke, "What's black and white and re(a)d all over? A newspaper!" However, this is not featured on this website. Why? Because this is anti-joke.com, not joke.com - you moron

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist bastard.

What did the Mexican say to the Pirate? Can I have a pound for my bus, pal?

Why is this the worst joke ever? Because it isn't even funny.

What's worse than 10 babies in a trashcan? One baby in 10 trashcans.

A horse, a duck, a pig, and an arab walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the arab has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in Chicago. The bartender reminds the arab that he's with a swine, and the arab is offended for the poor horse.

Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

How do you confuse a blond? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

My wife came up to me and said, "I want you to make me scream with 2 fingers!" So I poked her in the eyes!

A man shaves at least 3 times a week, yet he has the longest beard in town, how is that possible? He shaves his head because he's embarrassed about his rampant and patchy balding.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, I'm blind.

whats not funny and has access to a computer and reasonable internet? Me

What did the southern uncle say to his nephew when he woke up? Good morning, son.

how many jews fit in an oven? none, its illegal to put a person in an oven....

Why did the koala fall of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the other koala fall off the tree? It was stapled to the first koala.

A bartender walks into a bar. I know what you're thinking. You think he works there but that is not correct. He works at a different bar. Anyways, he buys a few drinks and leaves. He was impressed with the service.

Why did the boy cut his hair? Because he was large.

Shakespeare walks into a bar, Having just seen someone that has been dead for over 400 years, the young man in the corner quits his drug addiction; it was clearly messing with his brain.

Oh my God! A talking dog!

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