Why was 2 afraid of 81? Because seven eight nine.

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What happens when you Shoot a guy with a red Shirt On? He Dies.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I hate you so suck on poo.

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I FEEL LIKE I'M RIDING ON A CLOUD actually it's physically impossible to ride on clouds because they are sparsely situated ice particles.

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What do a turtle an a bird have in common? They both fly except the turtle

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Q: why did the chicken cross the road A: you are adopted

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Q. Why were the children sad? A. They'd just been abducted by a dodgy old man in a van.

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A Hispanic man, an African woman, and a Caucasian man walk into a bar. No one wins this round of "Racial Equality Appreciation Day's" game of limbo.

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An Aussie, American and Englishman were all drinking beer on a plane to Hawaii. All 3 of them were very excited for their vaction, which they all saved hard for and their breaks from work were well deserved.

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A man walked in to a store and asked for four candles. The storeman brought some fork handles and placed them on the counter. The customer said "No... 'Four Candles' a rather amusing sketch performed by The Two Ronnies, a comedy double act in the 1970s."

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your mother is such a nice person that most people enjoy her company

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Two men walk in to a bar. The first man says "I'll have some H20" The second man says "I'll have some H20, too." They both received glasses of water.

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How do you silence Justin Bieber? Hold his head under water until he stops struggling.

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A homeless guy gets done with his daily work. where does he go? nowhere he is homeless...

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Why was the man struck by lightning? Josh Mathai was there.

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an irishman walks past a bar a.w. j.p.

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i like punching orphans in the face, you wanna know why? what are they gonna do? tell their parents???

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A black person goes up to the drive through at popeye's, what did they say? Nothing, it was closed.

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What's big and white and wilbkill you if it falls from a tree? My dick.

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How many apples come from trees? None, not a single one of em'

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How do you find dennis ferguson? Look at danyons bckground

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Once upon a time there was a cowboy. He died. The end.

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What did the young man's clothes smell like after a long night of partying? Laundry detergent, it was quite pleasant

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what falls from the sky, is white, and can kill you a refrigerator

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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