Why did a blond killed herself? She couldnt find a corner in a round room.

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what is red, yellow, green, blue, purple, and violet? Blood i lied about the other colors...

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And now a word from our sponsors

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Robert Dupra getting a girlfriend.

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Do not lose hope, you have always considered me hard to get, while this time, I came to you. Next time too, I kinda owe you.

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What do a black lesbian, Adolf Hitler and Jesus have in common? They are all the subject of this question.

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the firefighter says to the other firefighter: hey firefighter, are we going to fight a fire?

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Why did the man crossed the busy road? Because he was sick of life.

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What did the mexican say to the other mexican? Lets go get some tacos.

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I'm pretty sure this site has been taken over by 12 year olds... None of these are funny

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What do you call a mexican and a African? Two people with no water.

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ROMEO ROMEO WHEREFORE ART THOU ROMEO

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Guest what in the butt

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Knock Knock ...Does anybody know how to use a goddamn door bell these days?

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Why did the man cross the street? He just wanted to .. i don't see why not, i mean he could have gotten ran over by a train on a road but who knows he could have been run over by a turtle!

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What did the zen master say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything,

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Sometimes I finger myself to some Madonna and Mary J. Blige shit. - Jesse

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It works on whoever I have an emotional attachment with, for example people might be thinking you and I write in the exact same style, but I am actually copying your way of typing (spelling, word composition etc) this because we relate on a deep emotional level with people that like "get us" because they can act and behave like us. This again doubles the effect of the hypnosis, since when I get "super high on trance" and you feel that way, well, we both reach into the same wavelength, literally. Scientists and hypnotists supposedly have no idea as to why this happens, but I know, it is because our brain patterns are so similar, that even though we are at a long distance, your body believes itself to be an extension of mine and the other way around. How do I know this? Yogurt.

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Yo mamma is so fat that she can fit through a skinny doorway. Actually, yo mamma isn't fat at all, but rather a normal sized woman secure in her weight.

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What's the difference between your momma and a bucket of shit? Well, for starters your mother and a bucket of shit aren't even made of the same physical structure, and secondly, your mother is sentient while a bucket is not.

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Why did the pot-head have red eyes? He got soap in them.

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(two firefighters are climbing an undersea mountain in Brazil) Why do elephants fear the natural causes of silver icecream cones? Because the cars in the parking garage jump the moon while doing jumping jacks.

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Q: Why is daddy wrestling mommy? A: Well Jimmy, that is called sexual intercourse. That is how you were created, and many people of all ages engage in this activity every second.

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How do you starve a black man? You deny his foodstamps ~Katie&Lena&Shelbey(:

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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