A man says to a boy. I bet you I can jump over that mountain. The boy wins the bet because it is a physical impossibility to jump over a mountain.

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Why was the poor man poor? Because he doesnt make money

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Whats the opposite of red? Fish!

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Why did Sally fall off the swings? She has no arms. Knock knock Whose there? Not Sally, she has no arms

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welcome to anti joke.com. you were expecting an anti joke wernt you.

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Why are AntiJokes so funny? Because your brain analyses them and makes you laugh.

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Who has a higher pitched voice than the average man? A woman.

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a gay man walks into a bar the bartender says "what'll it be today" he asks for a beer the bartender comes back with a beer because thats what he asked for.

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How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? No seriously, I don't know because we've only just got electricity in our village.

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A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was a nurse said, "No change. He's likely to die, too."

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What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

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Mom mom momie mom mom mom mom momie mother mother. What! Hi.

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hey i just met you and this is crazy but here is my gun so get in the van

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "You already had me chained to the bed. You didn't have to break both of my legs, Kathy Bates."

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why did susie fall off the dollar coaster? it only cost 50 cents susie is gone now

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A guy punched himself. He then said ouch.

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand. He didn't say anything because ducks can't talk.

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what do you call a black man sleeping on a park bench at 2 in the morning? Homeless

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What's worse than getting raped? getting raped by a horse in car while listening to nickelback

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jeff Oh hey Jeff, come on in

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Lol, first of all all I watched was something called Chobits many years ago, and while I know what hentai is, I cant say I watch that a lot or not really at all no... A peek but, its just too weird for me, they all look like cute kids with deformed bodies or something. What? You into Nerds now? Why cant I just wear my contacts and look somewhat less alien?

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what do you call a mexican with a rubber blanket cold

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What's 1+5 2+4 3+3 4+2 5+1 Whats 6+1 If you said 6 you're stupid.

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