- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man walks into a convienent store, pays for his stuff and leaves

What's worse than getting murdered? Getting murdered twice? - Louis

roses are red violets are blue holy sh*t slendermans behind you

What happend to the dude who couldnt fart He blew up

EVERYBODY has a penis!!! Everybody!!!!

Thats the magic of Moral Man, I do not make people my bitches, they curl up and do it all for me. Moral: HEEEEEY BITCHEEEEEES! WAZZAAAAP!

Me:hey paul did you see that story on the news? Paul:ya i did thats really crazy!

Someone dies every second. That's 60 a minute. 3600 a hour. 86,400 a day. 604,800 a week. 31,536,000 a year. But thankfully- I don't live in Zimbabwe.

why didnt the man go to the wedding? he wasnt invited.

Have u seen stevie wonders new house? No. Niether has he

Reilly and Ross went up to fetch a pale of water when a triceratops turned them into bagels then ate them and later crapped them out....

What did the black man get for Christmas? Presents

Your momma's so not fat that when a school bus rolled by here house, she just sat there and turned on oprah.

What is the difference between a horse? All the legs are of same length, especially the back ones.

Do you know why, when geese fly south for the winter, one side of the V is always longer than the other? Because there are more birds on that side.

A jew walks into a bar He receives a phone call and promptly leaves

Q: why are anti-jokes tasteless? A: because they have no flavoure

Hey are you from tennessee? Because I recognize your accent and I grew up there also.

An alcoholic walks into a bar. He wakes up the next morning in a jail cell covered in blood. 3rd time this week.

What is the result of a couples' feud? 96.

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How do you make a sausage roll? Wrap some sausage meat in a pastry dough made of plain flour, water, salt and fat, and bake it in an oven.

Do you still got what it needs to become a better leader than me Nero?

Why did my bed broke? Becaus i had sex with your mom!

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