- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You trying to be funny kid? This is a matter of security to the national degree, point zero has been compromised, unless you bring out one of these soon, I am myself going to drag your ass into prison.

Whats green and has wheels? A green car.

Person1: Man I had the worst day ever. Person2: Worser than the holocaust.

When does 1+1=3? When the condom fails.

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer

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What do you call a terrible Therapist that shoots coke up his nose? Sickman, Sickman Fraud.

whos on the right track? lady gaga

CJISTHEBEST Sticks and stones may break my bones because i have osteoperosis.

Why did the chicken cross the dairy farm? Sex.

What is long, hard, and full of seamen A submarine you pervert

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares, it's a chicken.

Why did the pencil break? A Viking destroyed it with his beard.

How do you start a riot in Mexico? Roll a penny down the street.

what happens if you drop a spoon? it sounds a lot, and it's annoying

Joe:Hi Steve how was your day? Steve:Fine why do you ask? Joe:Because I am gay. Steve:Well if you are so happy tell your sister.

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

I rode in to town on an ass... ur momas ass!!

How do you kill a clown? You smash his face into a brick.

black chicken. kfc

how did helen keller's parents punish her? stuck a plunger in the toilet

what has balls and is long and suckible? Spaghetti

Why should you never push a Mexican off a bike? Because he will file a lawsuit against you in the event of an injury.

why did the kitten drink its milk? because it doesnt have a motor so has no need for petrol.

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