- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than getting a splinter? Taking a shower at penn state

Q: What does Jerry Sandusky and bills have in common? A: They both come in the mail

Okay.. So a dyslectic man walks into a bra...

Why did the girl cry? i took her happy meal.

What did the three best friends say to eachother? We are all best friends

So two people have conversation Luke: Hi Logan: Hi Snake eyes: ALHSKjagjdaoggj;jdjg;aj;kaj'dgajd Luke: You are so smart! (you retarted piece of poo) Logan: GAAAAAAAAAABBBBBBEEEEEEN

A plane crashes on the border of canada and america, where do you bury the survivors? I lied there are no survivors and the bodies were incinerated by burning jet fuel so theres nothing to bury.

What's stupid a light bulb.

There were three men walking across the road and it started to rain

Pretend you are in a box and there is no way out. How do you get out? You don't

Ian: Your Mama's so dumb, she tried to commit suicide off a sidewalk. Dan: Yea, and when that didn't work she hanged herself.

knock knock. Who is there? You have. You have who? Your entire family in my basement.

A horse, a duck, a pig, and an arab walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the arab has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in Chicago. The bartender reminds the arab that he's with a swine, and the arab is offended for the poor horse.

Why is sally sad her parents abuse her daily

Why doesn't Julius Caesar ever use a cell phone? Because he died in 44 BC.

What do you call it when the Doctor goes back in time to meet himself? A pair o' Docs. What do you call it when Shaquille O'Neil goes back in time to meet himself? Shaquille O'Neil can't go back in time.

Your Mom is so fat.... When she's goes to McDonald's and orders 3 Big Macs the people standing in line behind her all look at her with disgust and a tinge of pity.

What's green and invisible? This cabbage in my hand.

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but here's a free drink, you'll wake up in my basement.

What did the captain say to the priest? We're on a boat.

How about that airplane food? Ive never been on a plane you tell me

Knock Knock "Who's there?" "This is Frank from Walside Windows just wondering if you wou..." (Door Slams Shut) "Damn those people are annoying"..

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