- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the house on fire? A dog peed on it.

osama bin ladin is dead. let's get a beer.

Enters password. Sorry your password must contain the entire alphabet, your left foot, a theme song to a television show, and the blood of your enemies. Enters password. Password Strength: Weak

what are you mike bibby?

TOFFEES HEAD LYING IN THE GRASS

What do you do when you find a black man rolling around on the ground? Stop laughing and reload.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall It depends on how hard you throw them

why do black people like lotion? because everybody else does.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

A vulture gets on a transatlantic flight with a dead animal in each claw. The flight attendant stops him, and says "I'm sorry, sir, only one piece of carrion per passenger allowed"

what did one gay guy say to the other gay guy? want to suck dicks? (cause that's what gays do)

If life hands you lemons you're probably hallucinating

Your mamas so fat that she went to the doctor and he said she has a very high case of diabetes so now she's trying to excerise more and watching what she eats.

Did you hear about the boy with the treehouse? He caught his mom cheating on his dad in there.

So a horse walks into a barn.

When did the ball-room finally close? Closing time.

Why is my penis 2 inch hard? Because I rape little boys with it and there tight little asshole are crushing it

So, I walked into my friends house and MAH DEDDEHS DECK was outside bruh

How do you become a superhero? Eat 10 buckets of KFC.

What did the fish want to drink? Charlie Brown

What did the man say after he was shot? Nothing, because the bullet hit the man with so much impact that he instantly died and was unable to talk at the current time. Others in the surrounding area walked by as if nothing was there.

I don't understand what's so bad about a worm in your apple. Just get the proper software to clean it up, or even better, get a PC

Why didn't the busy San Francisco business man hear his alarm clock ring this morning? A nuclear bomb blast occurred 700 meters from his front door. The estimated blast radius was approximately 100 square miles. Naturally, his alarm clock didn't make it.

Have you see stevie wonders house? No. Neither has he.

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