- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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bunnies are fluffy just like yo mama

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Not yours.

When life gives you AIDS! Make lemonAIDS!

Modern math questions: If I have 9 apples and you have 12 ice cubes, his many pancakes fit on a roof? Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

A Jew walked into Germany. He never walked back out.

Why Do Black People Love Watermelon? Because Its A Delicious Fruit.

Why does the boy like ice-cream? It tastes good.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Q: Why couldn't the little girl ride a bike? A: Because she didn't have legs.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know most poems rhyme, This one doesn't

What's the difference between a gluten free cereal and a regular cereal? One has gluten, and one has no gluten.

What do you get when you cross an ugly hobo and a diabetic? Don't talk about your mom like that.

Jet fuel doesn't melt steel beams,heat does.

A man goes to the potty.

I couldn't afford haircuts so I purposely contracted cancer

What does the ship say when it's cold? Shiver me timbers

Roses are red, Violets are red, Daisies are red, OH SHIT! MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!!!

Are you from Africa because you sure look likes you've got Ebola

How many nazis does it take to kill 1.2billion Jews? No one cares anymore it was 60 years ago \(._.\) (/._.)/

How many black people does it take to screw In a lightbulb.....I can't see them.

lil billy wuz killed cuz of hiz relijuz beliefz

What did the fireman say to the people in the burning house I'm going to use this water for my sprinkler rather than saving your lives. I might as well use this for something more significan, like my lawn.

The awkward moment when you are reading these jokes and either it's not funny or you don't get it...

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a socially responsible chicken and his family was on the other side and every day walks his ass across the street to go to work to provide for his family, unlike your dead-beat ass.

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