Why was the blonde fired from her job at the M&M's factory? Her Masters Degree in electrical engineering made her overqualified for the position she had.

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what is the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

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What do you call a man with no eyes? A hero for going to war and surviving being tortured by the Vietnamese.

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What do you call a black man driving a fire truck? A firefighter you racist.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a pack of wolverines and decided the best idea was to run away, and this decision just happened to involve him crossing a road.

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yo momma so fat... she went on a calorie controlled diet and lost 3 stone, she's a really nice lady too.

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Why was the chubby bird that you were staring at you angry. Because you were looking at him.

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Two elves walk into a bar. The hobbit laughs and walks under it.

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Q: Whats a spanish teacher who cant speak spanish A: duhh. it called an english teacher

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? dead parents.

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What is red and smells like brown feces? Bloody feces

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What do you call an armless legless man swimming? Dead

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What did the boy in the wheelchair get for Christmas? A bicycle.

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How many Anne Franks does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, cause she's dead.

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S + B + B = SB fuckin' B

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What do you call a person with cancer A hospital patient, what did you expect? Oh. Of course you expected Chewbacca.

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Why was the little boy hit by a bus? I pushed him

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Why can Randy Moss Jump so high? Because he trained to jump high.

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I cant believe they been together after all that shit. (person ask what) and you say your buttchheeeeks:]

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She technically could have, she was physically able, but cars were not invented yet, and even if they were it is unethical for any humane person to let a blind and def person drive.

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Holocaust jokes aren't funny. Anne Frankly, I do not stand for them.

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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A Man Gets Cancer He eventually Loses all his hair and drops dead

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The cognitive capacity of the chicken is significantly underdeveloped in comparison to humans; thus, comprehending a chicken's motives is impossible. Furthermore, interspecies communication is largely understudied - a mysterious division of science that may never be fully revealed. Therefore, one could safely theorize that no single human could breach this gap ...in communication differences (assuming chickens do, in fact, communicate) and in turn, could not understand the chicken's reasoning behind its choice to cross the road (excluding the possibility of psychic connections between chickens and humans [see 'Dog Whisperer' for a more clear explanation on interspecial psychic relations])That being said, the only scientific and logical way one could understand the aforementioned question is through observation. For example, perhaps food was located on the other side of the road. However, this seems to pose a plethora of other questions: Why was the chicken near a road and not in a coop stocked with adequate food? Was this a wild chicken? Are there wild chickens? Do wild chickens often cross roads? Are wild chickens dangerous? If so, why hasn't there been warnings about dangerous, wild chickens crossing roads? The answer to these questions may never be discovered or explained.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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