Why did Dracula cross the road? To get to the other unbitten virgin.

Why was 10 afraid of 9? Because 9-8-7-6-5-4-3-2-1...Kaboom!

roses are red violets are black,why is your chest as flat as your back :O

How was the copper wire invented? 2 Jews pulling on the same penny!

What's better than winning a gold medal at the paralympics? Winning two gold medals.

Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

Why did the fat man cross the road? Because he felt that being overweight, he had to do something about it and go to the gym.

Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication

Q: what's your dog's name ? A: Dog.

roses are red violets are blue show me your bed i wanna fuck you oh and roses are red violets are blue nice tits.

Its a bird!! Its a plane!! No, its a bird.

One, two, three, four and five

Why did the blonde walk into the bar? To get a beer.

justin bieber walks into a bar, he is then kicked out because he's under age.

a dyslexic man walks into a bra and realizes he is quite lucky as another man walks into a large steel pole

dont insult justin bieber, she has feelings too!

a guy walked into a bar, ordered a drink, sipped it slowly thinking of his waisted youth. then he finished his drink and went home to his wife of 34 years

Your moms so fat she weighs 200 kilograms

What do you call a Muslim pilot? An accident waiting to happen

Fact: When you die, you can't eat ice cream!

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

TWO PADDIES PASS A PUB

What did the frog say to the goat? Nothing frogs can't talk.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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