- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who do u talk to when everyone is ignoring you? Nobody will talk to you so what's the point?

Q: Why is little Timmy living without his parents? A: He is ninety seven years old!

whats the difference between a black rapist and a white rapist? the black rapist is black

What's red and black and looks good on a Jew? A bullet wound.

What is Worst than having a cancer ? Having two cancer

what do you call a fish with no gills? Dead

How do you make a plumber cry? I'm sorry but our princess is in another castle.

A man walks into a bar, he purchases a drink from the barman proceeds to finish the drink and then leaves.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there were 5 brothers chasing it with a bat.

What's worse than finding your whole family dead? Nothing. Finding your family dead is terrible.

Why couldn't the little girl swing? She didn't have any limbs.

How do you scare a black man? You dont

Why did the Hindu eat the Mongolian? He tried, the Mongolian raped him.

There was a papa tomato, a mama tomato, and a baby tomato. Coincidentally, it was also Tuesday.

Why did the gay man's ass hurt? He has rectal cancer.

How did Sarah Offet win? He had no arms. Knock, knock? Whose there? Not Sarah Offet

What is the difference between a refrigerator? Seven anchors because blue isn't vital for turtles to fornicate.

How many dead babies can you fit in a child's swimming pool? 9 (Trust me, you won't be able to squeeze the tenth one in there.)

How Dow you make a baby stop crying?? Hit it with a brick By smash45

every cloud has a silver lining

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

why didn't the unicorn have a horn? It was a horse. Why didn't the horse have a horn? it was not a unicorn.

What happened to The Guy when he got pissed on he was wet

I liked your first album but I feel that it went downhill from there. There are a few good songs on your third album though.

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