- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is one similarity between John Samos, and the dreadful clown? they have a red nose and are payed to be funny, aside from John Samos!

why do fat people eat so much? who cares

Q; How did the blind man cross the road? A; very unsuccessfully leaving behind memories of his joys but soon forgotten smile

WOKE UP THIS MORNING AND SAW PROSTITUTE OUT THE WINDOW AND SAID GRANDMA GRANDMA CAN I GO PLAY WITH THAT PROSTITUTE SHE SAID NO YOU CAN PLAY WITH ME BECAUSE I'M A PROSTITUTE TOO

Roses are Blue Violets are red, I need to go the the bathroom

What haircut did Timmy get at the barbershop? He didn't, he saved money from the barber by going through chemo.

Two black males walk into the bar due to circumstances they had to go home early one of them has to leave early to tend to his ill wife, and the other enjoys his night drinking and making small talk with new friends

"Everyone be very quite. Dont say a word or well get eaten by the big, fat stupid ugly fat faced dinosaur in that cave over there." "A word or well get eaten by the big fat stupid ugly fat faced dinosaur in that cave over there." "Look how clever Charles is now were all screwed."

Why did the rooster cross the road? Because he wanted to prove he wasn't a chicken.

what do you call a black man on a killing spree? whatever his xbox live gamertag is. that would probably be most appropriate

A Priest, a Rabbi and a Shaman walk into a bar. The Bartender looks at them and says "What is this a Joke?"

Life is like a box of chocolates. Sometimes you get the shitty coconut ones.

Ben Wuz here was the funniest Hahahahaha

Sugar is sweet. Plums are too. Prison rape isn't funny either.

Why did the black man have no toes? Because during his climb of Everest, he got frostbite and they had to be amputated.

if life hands u melons, make melonade.

Q-Why did the little boy feel hot? A-Because he faceplanted into a bonfire.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey.

What happened to the chicken that crossed the road. It got hit by a fridge.

Q: When did the man realize it was 5:00am? A: When it became 5:00am.

What's funny about 3 black men in a car going off a cliff? Nothing. They were my friends.

insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word

What do you get when you cross a road with a car? Severe injuries or even death.

A blind man walks into a book store. He asks if they have any books in Braille. The employee says "Yes! Many you haven't even seen before!"

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