Why did the boy have to ride the bus? Because both his parents died.

What did the boy reading a book do? He finished the book and took it back to library.

how much swag could a swagchuck chuck, if a swagchuck could chuck swag?

Roses are red Violets are blue Hop in the van or I will rape you

What was the black woman doing in the kitchen? She was simply washing her hands after eating dinner.

What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

What's the hardest part of the pizza to eat? The motorbike.

You're so sweet I have diabetes

A kid goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor! it hurts when I do this!" The Doctor says, "Well, because you have been diagnosed with ALD, and to make matters worse you are allergic to rapeseed oil" The child then cries because he will never live past 40 years old

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Anal

So a blonde a, a red head, and a brunette crash land on an island, they all died within a week...

Yo momma's so fat she weighs more than the average woman of her age and height

Roses are red and so is venus now kneel down and suck my penis:)

how do you know if a fish is gay? you ask it

yo momma!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

Why did the chicken cross the road? His mother was a prostitute.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your physician, you're going to die.

Why did the old lady walk across the road? She was on her way to the convenience store on the other side.

I'm not saying my mother-in-law is fat, because she is anorexic.

dylan wishes he could come up with funny jokes. but that is impossible for a man trying to bat with a .5inch ****

Roses are red, violets are blue.. Oh i can't finish joke coz i gotta go poo ! :/

What is the diffrence between you and I. I am not sure because i have not meet you yet

I have existed for over 6000 years and around vi0lating people long before you where ever born kid... You do not believe me you say? friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: You do not believe me? According to this DNA test... Welcome to papa son/daughter... Its time to make you a man/woman now, and then TIME TO MAKE YOU my BlTCH!

Kanye West walks into a bar. As he is a very popular celebrity, he is recognized instantly. The patrons mob him, asking for pictures and autographs. He is in a pleasant humour that evening, so he indulges them. Some laughs are had, he buys lots of drinks, and takes home two beautiful women. Such is the life of a celebrity. ...but that still doesn't make him happy.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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